I almost got hit a taxi today. I didn't even bug out or see my life "flash before my eyes," instead I was thinking, "this motherfucker..."
— iamDiANAAA #3479949552 on August 22, 2009
AH! Nooooo. I ran out of cakesters! Now, what do I eat? Chips? That shit doesn't help give me an ass. :(
— iamDiANAAA #3378429155 on August 18, 2009
#fact Sometimes I really couldn't give a shit about people. Hop on someone else's dick because you riding a strap on.
— iamDiANAAA #3378257676 on August 18, 2009
#RMMF to everyone that used to fuck with me. Dare you to get on my bad side now. I will kick your ass back to China.
— iamDiANAAA #3378203307 on August 18, 2009
#RMMF to bitches that steal your boyfriend away and then get married to them. Fuck you, seriously, fuck you. I want to deck you in the face.
— iamDiANAAA #3378098781 on August 18, 2009
#RMMF to bitches to steal your boyfriend away and then get married to them. Fuck you, seriously, fuck you. I want to deck you in the face.
— iamDiANAAA #3378095568 on August 18, 2009
Oh yeah! Saw tall, dark and handsome today. Man, I would bang the shit out of him.
— iamDiANAAA #3339875249 on August 15, 2009
@kevinlankey lol. dude, this chick had the UGLIEST pair of titties i have ever seen!... on a teenager. shit was mad far apart and sagging!
— iamDiANAAA #3337679496 on August 15, 2009
There's a bum yelling about random shit and a blind guy with a keyboard on this train. Now, all we need are mexicans. Lol!
— iamDiANAAA #3333535865 on August 15, 2009
oh mannnnn. i'm just fucking with his head now lmao.
— iamDiANAAA #3277767235 on August 12, 2009
Time to wash out this... dark shitty black color... Oh, how I know I'm going to hate the result. Only dyed it because of my parents -.-
— iamDiANAAA #3257517147 on August 11, 2009
Lol. This kid doesn't even remember calling me last night because he was that fucked up.
— iamDiANAAA #3236390687 on August 10, 2009
I really hate when my 9 news pops up with breaking news or weather alerts. Honestly, I don't care about the NTSB issuing shit. Go away.
— iamDiANAAA #3232110086 on August 10, 2009
Wtf is that! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THAT
— iamDiANAAA #3147765079 on August 5, 2009
So, I would've enjoyed that concert more if I actually listened to the band. But, I don't so I was yawning and shit while I was there.
— iamDiANAAA #3138086690 on August 4, 2009
#imakeepit100 If I ever see my last ex. I'll punch him AND his fiance/wife/whatever the fuck that bitch is in the face. I don't give a FUCK.
— iamDiANAAA #2921421727 on July 29, 2009
Okay, I'm really fucking hungry so I'm going to make some spaghetti alfredo.
— iamDiANAAA #2903560244 on July 28, 2009
I'm not your FUCKING mommy!
— iamDiANAAA #2864848284 on July 26, 2009
I need to find out how heavy that box of Absolut was, because lugging that shit really fucked up my neck and shoulders.
— iamDiANAAA #2828301480 on July 24, 2009
When people say shit like that it gets me mad, but hearing it come out of my parents' mouths just caught me off guard.
— iamDiANAAA #2729073317 on July 19, 2009
Wow. My family is so disrespectful and inconsiderate of others feelings. How you gonna say shit like that and in front of me? You dead ass?
— iamDiANAAA #2729044617 on July 19, 2009
Today, this woman grilled the shit out of me. I was so tempted to tell her, "What the hell are you looking at, crater face?"
— iamDiANAAA #2702934378 on July 18, 2009
Fuck you.
— iamDiANAAA #2681596387 on July 16, 2009
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
— iamDiANAAA #2661103832 on July 15, 2009
Fuck it. I'm wearing different jeans.
— iamDiANAAA #2584981348 on July 11, 2009
Oh man... I'm so tired. Was gonna go in early but fuck that, I need sleep.
— iamDiANAAA #2549092180 on July 9, 2009
@kevinlankey I'm bugging because this fucking DSL is bugging.
— iamDiANAAA #2527838669 on July 8, 2009
SI Mall tomorrow. Woot. I'm not buying shit -.-.
— iamDiANAAA #2508789745 on July 6, 2009
I have until 4pm tomorrow to figure out a way to save 42.64gb of documents on my laptop. I'm fucked.
— iamDiANAAA #2484497456 on July 5, 2009
@iiANNIEExD yo fuck you. you could've gotten them. i didn't convince you not to!!! lolll.
— iamDiANAAA #2447321653 on July 2, 2009
::After using my phone voice on a call:: Anniee: Aw, you sound so nice. Me: Shut the fuck up.
— iamDiANAAA #2445600971 on July 2, 2009
Ugh... this weather is fucking with my DTV signal. Can't enjoy the Tyra Show.
— iamDiANAAA #2410183122 on June 30, 2009
@F2daP I'm on CNN.com and there's a video about the weird clouds you mentioned on Friday. That's some shit!
— iamDiANAAA #2400791173 on June 30, 2009
"bill shit" hahahahah
— iamDiANAAA #2286197880 on June 22, 2009
Aim status: Why you so obsessed with me? LAME: idk maybe cause ive never fucked a chinese girl. "Well you sure as hell won't be fucking me!"
— iamDiANAAA #2221459316 on June 18, 2009
RT @akeelahbee: what the hell is wrong with being yourself these days < fuck what the next bitch has to say! be yourself!
— iamDiANAAA #2202264578 on June 16, 2009
Fuck scary movies. I need to watch some slasher movies.
— iamDiANAAA #2199600056 on June 16, 2009
http://twitpic.com/7kis1 - Look at this gay shit called a TV.
— iamDiANAAA #2197525133 on June 16, 2009
Verizon DSL is fucking with me, the TV just won't stop glitching (most channels are scrambled anyway), and my phone keeps losing service.
— iamDiANAAA #2197474923 on June 16, 2009
Hot, tired, hungry, and sweaty. Just want to shower, eat, do my laundry, and pass the fuck out. Got a long day ahead of me tomorrow.
— iamDiANAAA #2137947743 on June 12, 2009
@VintageSwank They're not used to girls who got their shit together.
— iamDiANAAA #2123676792 on June 11, 2009
so I've been told that my TV doesn't work because lightning struck and fucked it up AGAIN. Great.
— iamDiANAAA #2099398453 on June 9, 2009
fuck it, i'm going to dye my hair tomorrow. too tired tonight.
— iamDiANAAA #2099063078 on June 9, 2009
and man, that dream I had sure was strange! Went from losing a family member to dating a good friend to some odd reproductive shit.
— iamDiANAAA #2088947050 on June 9, 2009
Wtf? She got the 10k. I would've been like NO MONEY FOR YOU BITCH!
— iamDiANAAA #2084666807 on June 8, 2009
WTF is this Spencer Pratt shit about him rapping? GTFO.
— iamDiANAAA #2040139604 on June 5, 2009
Them chickens jackin' my style. They try to copy my swagger. I'm on that next shit now.
— iamDiANAAA #1935146372 on May 27, 2009
