I just let brittany and diane go ape shit on my face with make up.
— helloimchris #5331304094 3 weeks ago
Park place is going to be my bitch right now
— helloimchris #5250962447 3 weeks ago
@theeashlee shit, im pretty sure im down.
— helloimchris #5079371536 on October 22, 2009
@dropbombIIX yeah dude. it's fucking weird. you know how anti new afi i was.
— helloimchris #4842131633 on October 13, 2009
@musicarose you gotta get on that shit!
— helloimchris #4687694085 on October 7, 2009
Its cold as shit tonight in rancho and i just witnessed a girl fall into a fountain.
— helloimchris #4620708854 on October 4, 2009
Fuck you xbox and your red rings of death. at the same time i love you. So much.
— helloimchris #4136365720 on September 20, 2009
@Kressss yes. Matt and i already have a chorus. When we putting this shit out?
— helloimchris #4068907008 on September 17, 2009
@Kressss fuck you. My mom likes him.
— helloimchris #3926446744 on September 11, 2009
What up kaaaatie! Sorry, my phone is fucked up.
— helloimchris #3728082354 on September 3, 2009
Seeing my favorite band right fucking now!
— helloimchris #3658496773 on August 30, 2009
@Kressss why are you saying fuck you to me on the day before my birthday?
— helloimchris #3634975931 on August 29, 2009
@Kressss hahaha. What did tom's bitch ass do?
— helloimchris #3480350854 on August 22, 2009
Dear whatever bit my legs last night, fuck you.
— helloimchris #3474275611 on August 22, 2009
@Kressss dont talk shit on davey havok like that
— helloimchris #3207117808 on August 9, 2009
@BeckyBuckwild haha you wouldn't even know if it weren't for me yo! let him know so he can get some royalties and shit.
— helloimchris #3197564134 on August 8, 2009
fuck you twitter and how you're not working from my phone.
— helloimchris #3195945081 on August 8, 2009
@katiefofatie the ending is so much more powerful in the book. the movie fucked it up when they ended it with my chemical romance.
— helloimchris #3182297330 on August 7, 2009
let me boast about how fucking rich i am all the time. unfollow.
— helloimchris #3181201299 on August 7, 2009
oh lord, that is fucking unattractive.
— helloimchris #3135935510 on August 4, 2009
Fuck, beyonce is beautiful.
— helloimchris #3132224479 on August 4, 2009
ey twitter, let's do some shit right about now. let's hang.
— helloimchris #3075675726 on August 1, 2009
whoa, there's twitvid now? crazy. this shit is going to get us into trouble.
— helloimchris #3072620564 on August 1, 2009
@Kressss how many of you have fox tails? are you in a fucking gang?
— helloimchris #3059127228 on July 31, 2009
@theeashlee yes! buck nuttiest fucking month of the year.
— helloimchris #3057481167 on July 31, 2009
those chicken and waffles are going to fuck my shit up. well worth it.
— helloimchris #2940611792 on July 30, 2009
Lurking pasadena is fucking siq.
— helloimchris #2899379690 on July 28, 2009
@Kressss can i be the one who gets jiggy? you know will smith is my shit.
— helloimchris #2896511657 on July 28, 2009
Conan was the shit again. "g-force is the sequel to the hangover."- zach galifianakis
— helloimchris #2809754311 on July 23, 2009
fuck, i want tacos now!
— helloimchris #2766967121 on July 21, 2009
@Kressss well you weren't at my sweet sixteen so fuck you, BATCH!
— helloimchris #2712279920 on July 18, 2009
totally protesting the remake of let the right one in. i'm positive they're doing it because they're too fucking lazy to read subtitles.
— helloimchris #2634462408 on July 14, 2009
@dameeeaazy agreed. fuck wizardry. not down for that shit.
— helloimchris #2620182840 on July 13, 2009
Just got out of conan o' brien. It was fucking amazing. Prolly been waiting since 9th grade to see it. Prolly saw death cab for cutie too.
— helloimchris #2506643082 on July 6, 2009
I don't get how one weird puerto rican guy makes exactly all the music i want to hear. Omar rodriguez-lopez is the shit.
— helloimchris #2480387142 on July 5, 2009
@RobertMena true. the shitty thing is i'm naturally dark so the sun turned me red. i look like and indian.
— helloimchris #2461169274 on July 3, 2009
The sun fucked my shit up. I am burnt.
— helloimchris #2460190768 on July 3, 2009
Hummus and pita starter at dapne's is only a buck. That shit is a deal.
— helloimchris #2397836256 on June 29, 2009
so i might possibly see the conan o brien show today. fuck yeah
— helloimchris #2296433160 on June 23, 2009
Shit yes, i got the new mars volta one day early.
— helloimchris #2287255012 on June 22, 2009
@Kressss dont talk shit. I look classy as hell when i wear mine. It goes good with my cowboy boots.
— helloimchris #2246413671 on June 19, 2009
@iamscientist haha, fuck yes!
— helloimchris #2244726410 on June 19, 2009
I just had a dirty bitch customer flip me off like we're buddies. Im hot her buddy. I hate my job. Come in and get the hook up.
— helloimchris #2215743773 on June 17, 2009
Im going to try and attempt going to disneyland and be back im time for work. If i don't make it, oh well... Fuck coffee klatch.
— helloimchris #2210894040 on June 17, 2009
My 11 year old cousin posted a myspace bulletin about how her and her friends are amazing jerkers. What the fuck?
— helloimchris #2117538445 on June 11, 2009
There's a 40 year old guy that comes into coffee klatch that has a mullet and braces and i fucking hate him.
— helloimchris #2112999053 on June 10, 2009
@Kressss haha, twitpic his shitty ass.
— helloimchris #2111944149 on June 10, 2009
@dameeeaazy twitpic that shit
— helloimchris #2068434513 on June 7, 2009
My other car is a time machine. Land of the lost is fucking great.
— helloimchris #2040885908 on June 5, 2009
