RT @NewsdayLaura This is why I don't nap- bc I slept from 630 till 9 and now jp leaves for work so I'll be up fucking all night!
— fat__matt #4092771805 on September 18, 2009
cut the shit @ThatKevinSmith, my monitor just ran out of ink.....dick.
— fat__matt #3832133376 on September 7, 2009
@drjonfrockit posterous doesn't load properly on my blackberry either. doesn't anyone test this shit? i'm going back to writing letters.
— fat__matt #3569175341 on August 26, 2009
@assbucket a high fiber diet will keep your shit movin' too
— fat__matt #3226417061 on August 10, 2009
@babykins - you fuck onions? ...that's hot.
— fat__matt #2593979500 on July 11, 2009
@FredBrooklyn i cut the chicken boob in half. 6 boobs made 12 cutlets......ate the shit out of them.
— fat__matt #1852666663 on May 19, 2009
