@TyePalmer aw shit now #thirstythursday
— faazon #5758748966 5 days ago
wonders when my hearing will come back. the only sign-language I know R cuss words like 'Up-Yours' 'fuck You', etc.
— faazon #5758666333 5 days ago
@duceking aww shit now
— faazon #5696198626 1 week ago
#twistedRETWEETS RT @Tweet_Keia: (cont'd)...it's a cold as a BITCH [& MY-LIPS-R-FROZEN-2GETHER] getting up to pee though :-)
— faazon #5692584891 1 week ago
@GotDamnPalmer yung bastard (smdh) lol
— faazon #5641201968 1 week ago
@GotDamnPalmer thats George CLlinton you Young Bastard!!!! You #CutItOut
— faazon #5641086305 1 week ago
#NIGGAshit --> RT @djappatite: @faazon I'm jus talking shit u know what ima unfollow u and come to ur house and eat ur food than leave
— faazon #5635616507 1 week ago
Vampire-Ass Mosquito just bit me on my damn neck.... shit, cheap ass bug didn't even buy me dinner first?
— faazon #5574369539 2 weeks ago
#fadedFRIDAYS RT @MsToshay: yo i passed out on @faazon floor last nite drunk as a bitch! i was havin hot flashes n shit...
— faazon #5514680826 2 weeks ago
@KBkitabita oh shit, thanks.... (damn text)
— faazon #5460371407 2 weeks ago
Hell, $134 just for running a Stop sign 2 months ago... shit, that was my DJ HERO money
— faazon #5238814762 3 weeks ago
Why the hell would u put a 10-song cap on an album? WTF? and you wonder why people bootleg shit.... #MONICAshow
— faazon #5219368403 3 weeks ago
RT @Claudii_Redd: RT @lilredbadd: #lettertomyex I bet she dnt pounce on it like me=)<<..lMA0.hahah..u'lll neva find a bitch betta than ME!!!
— faazon #5181900649 on October 26, 2009
@S_Kabar hey, check that spam shit homie **booooooo****
— faazon #5106135415 on October 23, 2009
@djchuckt OH SHIT! somethin going down Tuesday **ears wide open**
— faazon #5104450216 on October 23, 2009
@ImJustMylan HAPPY BIRTHDAY u Old Bastard
— faazon #5061513345 on October 21, 2009
Oh shit the PromoGirls & @niqueyalston gettin it In. And @shuffdaddy is in da house too @mrnomixx #birthdaybadh
— faazon #4960370473 on October 17, 2009
RT @twistagmg: Yellow light wont be my single all becuz Jive wont give me clearance!! <-- Damn Yellow Light is my shit too
— faazon #4944692192 on October 17, 2009
RT @lilredbadd: I gotta shake this shit so I can make it to #thirstyTHURSDAY ...wordd
— faazon #4719839396 on October 8, 2009
@ervinweewee I miss my homie @babygarfiguer he woulda been tweetin sum off da Wall' shit rite Now
— faazon #4594597283 on October 3, 2009
@MrNoMixx u drunk bastard #thirstyTHURSDAY
— faazon #4537327301 on October 1, 2009
@910realest im definately NOT sweet, but I dont wanna hate either. but shit, dey dont even speak but they wanna post shit on ya page, delete
— faazon #4485131894 on September 29, 2009
I've been in bed for like 4 hours and can't go 2 sleep for shit. I've tried Everything
— faazon #4436944041 on September 28, 2009
AWWWW SHIT, eVERYBODY IN HERE FREE STYLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN #thirstyTHURSDAY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
— faazon #4360000895 on September 24, 2009
aw shit, that witch done turned KyleXY into a house-wife (smh) #Eastwick
— faazon #4332791522 on September 23, 2009
@djblord shit, at the SC MUSIC AWARDS da O-so-frozen homie @SauceSMES drank ALL da Happy Juice
— faazon #4301891551 on September 22, 2009
Earth 2 comcast. Earth 2 comcast. ReConnect my DAMN Internet. I pay TOO damn much for this shit not 2be workin
— faazon #4165439048 on September 21, 2009
Once Again... I just paid some Taxes to Uncle Sam... fuck, he AINT my damn uncle. now I feel like I need sum Hemroid Creme
— faazon #4164735619 on September 21, 2009
OH SHIT! hold your heart... Big Ish is FINALLY on Twitter!!! follow @PapaGrande68 and ofcourse his PartnaNcrime @djblord
— faazon #4159072213 on September 21, 2009
FABOLOUS was traumatized early on. The African dentist looked at #FabsTeeth and said "I CAUNT GET JIGGY WIT DIS SHIT !" #sorrybowwow
— faazon #4150160485 on September 21, 2009
NOTE: A so called "HO" is a girl who will sleep with EVERYBODY... A "BITCH" is a girl who will sleep with everybody EXCEPT you
— faazon #4020174263 on September 15, 2009
Lol. Why did dude just say: "If you Kiss her then you R making Love. But if I don't Kiss, then your just Fucking" #lameBus
— faazon #3774128626 on September 5, 2009
RT @djchuckt: @faazon is nominated for the "I Aint Got Shit To Twit About" Award at the 2009 DJ Chuck T SC Twitter Awards <<-*Takes a Bow*
— faazon #3743938087 on September 3, 2009
@rollinweight i saw Van Damn n figured he would whoop sum ass. But shit he's 47 now
— faazon #3734564236 on September 3, 2009
@rollinweight a VAn Damme Movie called JCVD shit. AND that shit was in Austrian or Belgium, or whatever language they speak
— faazon #3734480602 on September 3, 2009
who Shit on the coats???
— faazon #3650386185 on August 30, 2009
RT @Jaiduh: behind every great man... there's a even greater woman putting up with his shit...
— faazon #3594434614 on August 27, 2009
WE IN HERE DYING watching this shit -> http://bit.ly/mzREO
— faazon #3590308085 on August 27, 2009
OH SHIT! we got @DJCLEVE AND @djkub in the lab at the same time....ITS ABOUT 2 GO DOWN!
— faazon #3589761850 on August 27, 2009
@jessepeakdotcom WE HAVE 48 Hours to find pookies killer... cuz after that, WE REALLY DONT GIVE A FUCK (in reply to http://bit.ly/1t9s0 )
— faazon #3569961559 on August 26, 2009
@Mandingojae lol, awe shit now. I'm still awaiting your report about the niteLife out there
— faazon #3477548706 on August 22, 2009
It seems like Everybody and they Momma wanna be Rappers nowadays, this shit is getting rediculus. Hell ANYbody can rap!
— faazon #3476781099 on August 22, 2009
yeah yeah yeah, I didnt MEAN to activate the emergency exit Alarm at Denny's. but shit I did it. it was an accident
— faazon #3445751169 on August 21, 2009
@BarryHeyward that shit crunk right. I miss the days when we had 3 hiphop stations
— faazon #3339871429 on August 15, 2009
Everytime I go to the Dollar Tree I fill my buggy with most random shit...
— faazon #3296594440 on August 13, 2009
OH SHIT, the AFRICAN has returned...
— faazon #3295103621 on August 13, 2009
@dondivadanni very true, but feature models get paid a little more. but shit, most people in videos dont get paid at all
— faazon #3281900402 on August 13, 2009
oh shit, I just logged on to facebook and guess who I see is also online?..... My momma WTF!
— faazon #3260163885 on August 12, 2009
@RachettPrincess awe shit. We just might be cousins
— faazon #3190838408 on August 8, 2009