@frozensummers Madness? THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAA!!! Also I just lost the game. Fuck.
— drunkenmadman #5407712846 4 days ago
RT @Rationalists: 'Ground Hog Day' #unseenprequels [oh, fucking win!]
— drunkenmadman #5385688997 4 days ago
RT @askegg: British give green light to creationism being taught in schools. http://bit.ly/4qXQNv [Oh, for fuck's sake!!]
— drunkenmadman #5376296412 5 days ago
Why is it that the words "Ford Falcon" are so often preceded by the words "some twat in a"?
— drunkenmadman #5159772923 2 weeks ago
RT @HappySinger: #noGod [fuck yeah!]
— drunkenmadman #5035184280 2 weeks ago
Did I stumble into the middle of the Twitter Shark Jumping Festival today? What the fuck?
— drunkenmadman #5032642855 3 weeks ago
@TannersDad does it matter how toxic it is? Fucking yes. What are you on, you nut? #Boycott #Autism #PMB
— drunkenmadman #5032600917 3 weeks ago
Why does all the good shit happen while I'm asleep? http://tinyurl.com/yj3f7oj Oh yeah... timezones. Curse you, spherical earth!! #nogod
— drunkenmadman #5030227266 3 weeks ago
@PlastikFigurine shhh.. don't tell anyone, but I stole that from futurama. The "fucking" bit was mine, though. ;-)
— drunkenmadman #5004067295 3 weeks ago
Oh your fucking god. My phone's SD card has shat itself. Now what am I going to listen to on the drive home?
— drunkenmadman #5003949425 3 weeks ago
@the_hierophant Another victim for the "Raging Fucking Nutbags" tweetdeck column. WIN.
— drunkenmadman #4979036374 3 weeks ago
@unifex I fucking LOVE that.
— drunkenmadman #4902545331 3 weeks ago
Oh, Lauren!! I'm LOLing like fuck right now. You moron.
— drunkenmadman #4885562800 3 weeks ago
LOL! Creationists! They're fucking mental!
— drunkenmadman #4878380131 3 weeks ago
BOLLOCKS
— drunkenmadman #4738759377 on October 9, 2009
@tinydalek I can't see you! Twitter is, frankly, fucked.
— drunkenmadman #4711405128 on October 8, 2009
I did a cover of this, which may be on the next Sydney Atheists Podcast. Fuck Bill Donohue #Blasphemyday♫ http://is.gd/3OVu0k
— drunkenmadman #4499870930 on September 30, 2009
Oh my fuck. Bill Donohue is a cock: http://is.gd/3OV9g
— drunkenmadman #4499737947 on September 30, 2009
RT @CaptainFrekkeF: Religious sign banned from High School game. Holy fuck, ignorant fool overflow in the comments http://bit.ly/13Wzzk
— drunkenmadman #4499620537 on September 30, 2009
"Who the fucking hell are slipknot?" says Pope ♫ http://blip.fm/~e45ie
— drunkenmadman #4497358916 on September 30, 2009
Tart cafe, Erskineville. WTF is with hollandaise sauce that tastes like fucking straight mustard? Fail, guys, fucking fail.
— drunkenmadman #4463650250 on September 29, 2009
@HappySinger fuck fuck fuck fuck [shakes laptop vigorously]
— drunkenmadman #4460376188 on September 28, 2009
@SexyNinjaMonkey damn fucking straight. A saturday with no raging headache is no saturday at all.
— drunkenmadman #4387021213 on September 25, 2009
It's 1am on Fri night/Sat morning, and I'm sober. what the fuck is going on?? Oh yeah. foolishly spent alcohol budget on "bills". D'oh!
— drunkenmadman #4370226010 on September 25, 2009
@swear_bot you can get fucked too!
— drunkenmadman #4120639313 on September 20, 2009
My "raging fucking nutbags" tweetdeck column is quite busy today. Oh yum.
— drunkenmadman #4118039515 on September 19, 2009
The bong vac: http://is.gd/32o9o Don't fucking buy it, just witness the bong-based technology in action
— drunkenmadman #3842195302 on September 8, 2009
Seriously, this vaccuum cleaner is a fucking bong. Turn ch9 on now.
— drunkenmadman #3842132358 on September 8, 2009
@SexyNinjaMonkey Punch them. I'm right with you. Go on. Punch them right in the middle of their fat fucking faces. Fuckers.
— drunkenmadman #3711320217 on September 2, 2009
Everyone welcome @starchasr to my "Raging Fucking Nutbags" Tweetdeck column.... Aaaah, delicious nutbaggery...
— drunkenmadman #3472857891 on August 22, 2009
@Adam327 oh for fuck's sake. Get some help, and don't get it in Texas. I'm signing out now, do NOT reply after this, or you're blocked
— drunkenmadman #3452336262 on August 21, 2009
Oh, for fuck's sake. Are morons everywhere? http://is.gd/2rVc1
— drunkenmadman #3450513983 on August 21, 2009
Apparently, Captain Jack Harkness is now Esther's "baby". And I can't kill the fucker...
— drunkenmadman #3448212669 on August 21, 2009
just got RickRolled by Doctor Who. Fuck you, Doctor Who!
— drunkenmadman #3447867306 on August 21, 2009
@jessetheradical I don't know or care what timezone you're in but here it's time to sleep. kindly fuck off.
— drunkenmadman #3384091401 on August 18, 2009
has added @tedhaggard7 to tweetdeck column "raging fucking nutbags". It's getting quite full now...
— drunkenmadman #3305815656 on August 14, 2009
I am, frankly, really fucking tired right now. First week at new job almost done. Won't be long now....
— drunkenmadman #3303305690 on August 14, 2009
at the risk of inviting obvious responses - where the fuck did all this rain come from??
— drunkenmadman #3242412890 on August 11, 2009
how much is it to dry clean shirts these days? I muse because, let's face it, I'm not fucking ironing them myself...
— drunkenmadman #3209267417 on August 9, 2009
@Adam4004 excuse me. "scriptural framework". It's your phrase, you fucking define it. Stop trying to misdirect the conversation.
— drunkenmadman #3179668559 on August 7, 2009
@fuzztwin did he *genuinely* say that? Fuck. #nut
— drunkenmadman #2851806094 on July 26, 2009
Dear Channel 10. "Dangerous Risks" is a really fucking annoying tautology. Using it twice in a trailer is unforgivable. Kthxbai
— drunkenmadman #2667572652 on July 16, 2009
I'm quite sold on the Falcon XR6. I can't believe I actually like a fucking *ford*...
— drunkenmadman #2650184602 on July 15, 2009
Fuck you, tuna mayonnaise sandwich. You are not meant to skydive onto the floor. I don't care how badly you want to avoid being eaten
— drunkenmadman #2647020503 on July 15, 2009
Thanks, Windows Update. Not only is my mouse screwed, but so is my ASIO audio input, making my studio, in a word, fucked. Cheers then.
— drunkenmadman #2466657925 on July 4, 2009
watching Dawkins's "the root of all evil", and getting re-worried about how fucking mental a lot of "ordinary" people actually are.
— drunkenmadman #2435511591 on July 2, 2009
If I said I think democracy in Iran may not be the utopian paradise everyone expects, would I get flamed to shit?
— drunkenmadman #2235795947 on June 19, 2009
@SexyNinjaMonkey RE: A singer; well, I can't sing for shit, but I'm doing it anyway at the moment.
— drunkenmadman #2220373472 on June 18, 2009
sent an email to #3mobile customer care about callerID and short ringtime problems. Email comes back: "invoice problems"? Fuck, no. #3fail
— drunkenmadman #2125689187 on June 11, 2009
