RT @Yin_Izanami: just realised what my twitter name is backwards... FUCK
— drunkenmadman #8836037219 4 hours ago
@happysinger yeah, sure. But *users*. You know, ordinary users. Fuck chaos theory, it's users that display true unpredictability.
— drunkenmadman #8795552924 1 day ago
@weirdwhim I fucking hope not. I've heard horror stories.
— drunkenmadman #8487430081 1 week ago
RT @DrNancyMalik: @s_hahnemann yes m Homeopathy provides cure for cancer #ten23 [fuck me, that's bad]
— drunkenmadman #8307245639 2 weeks ago
@HappySinger OK, so how the fuck did that happen?
— drunkenmadman #8267972632 2 weeks ago
@HappySinger Fuck 'em. Give them no money.
— drunkenmadman #8226054401 2 weeks ago
RT @mandydax: I nominate @HealthRanger for a Shorty Award in #douchebag because he's a whiny li'l bitch who threatened to sue Shorty.
— drunkenmadman #8101483361 2 weeks ago
@margiemiguel instead of crying like a bitch, provide some good evidence that this god of yours actually exists #atheist #Atheism
— drunkenmadman #8095796241 2 weeks ago
@miltonline [insert some bollocks about frequencies cancelling out here] #ten23
— drunkenmadman #7969357371 3 weeks ago
Firefox, you've crashed on me for the last fucking time. DIAF.
— drunkenmadman #7692703240 on January 12, 2010
I have an avocado here that says "pre-ripened" on it. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MEANT TO MEAN? Advertising has a lot to answer for.
— drunkenmadman #6170189821 on November 29, 2009
@CoranStow no-one can explain what the fuck goes on in @nocompulsoryvac's head
— drunkenmadman #5817529214 on November 17, 2009
Fucking Vogons, man. Getting anything done here is like dealing with Vogons.
— drunkenmadman #5815313026 on November 17, 2009
@happysinger ignore that. stoopid facebook thinks I'm not logged while telling me I'm logged in. Dumb fucking FB
— drunkenmadman #5811230215 on November 17, 2009
@SexyNinjaMonkey fuck, I dunno...
— drunkenmadman #5731622537 on November 15, 2009
@frozensummers Madness? THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAA!!! Also I just lost the game. Fuck.
— drunkenmadman #5407712846 on November 3, 2009
RT @Rationalists: 'Ground Hog Day' #unseenprequels [oh, fucking win!]
— drunkenmadman #5385688997 on November 3, 2009
RT @askegg: British give green light to creationism being taught in schools. http://bit.ly/4qXQNv [Oh, for fuck's sake!!]
— drunkenmadman #5376296412 on November 2, 2009
Why is it that the words "Ford Falcon" are so often preceded by the words "some twat in a"?
— drunkenmadman #5159772923 on October 25, 2009
RT @HappySinger: #noGod [fuck yeah!]
— drunkenmadman #5035184280 on October 20, 2009
Did I stumble into the middle of the Twitter Shark Jumping Festival today? What the fuck?
— drunkenmadman #5032642855 on October 20, 2009
@TannersDad does it matter how toxic it is? Fucking yes. What are you on, you nut? #Boycott #Autism #PMB
— drunkenmadman #5032600917 on October 20, 2009
Why does all the good shit happen while I'm asleep? http://tinyurl.com/yj3f7oj Oh yeah... timezones. Curse you, spherical earth!! #nogod
— drunkenmadman #5030227266 on October 20, 2009
@PlastikFigurine shhh.. don't tell anyone, but I stole that from futurama. The "fucking" bit was mine, though. ;-)
— drunkenmadman #5004067295 on October 19, 2009
Oh your fucking god. My phone's SD card has shat itself. Now what am I going to listen to on the drive home?
— drunkenmadman #5003949425 on October 19, 2009
@the_hierophant Another victim for the "Raging Fucking Nutbags" tweetdeck column. WIN.
— drunkenmadman #4979036374 on October 18, 2009
@unifex I fucking LOVE that.
— drunkenmadman #4902545331 on October 15, 2009
Oh, Lauren!! I'm LOLing like fuck right now. You moron.
— drunkenmadman #4885562800 on October 15, 2009
LOL! Creationists! They're fucking mental!
— drunkenmadman #4878380131 on October 14, 2009
BOLLOCKS
— drunkenmadman #4738759377 on October 9, 2009
@tinydalek I can't see you! Twitter is, frankly, fucked.
— drunkenmadman #4711405128 on October 8, 2009
I did a cover of this, which may be on the next Sydney Atheists Podcast. Fuck Bill Donohue #Blasphemyday♫ http://is.gd/3OVu0k
— drunkenmadman #4499870930 on September 30, 2009
Oh my fuck. Bill Donohue is a cock: http://is.gd/3OV9g
— drunkenmadman #4499737947 on September 30, 2009
RT @CaptainFrekkeF: Religious sign banned from High School game. Holy fuck, ignorant fool overflow in the comments http://bit.ly/13Wzzk
— drunkenmadman #4499620537 on September 30, 2009
"Who the fucking hell are slipknot?" says Pope ♫ http://blip.fm/~e45ie
— drunkenmadman #4497358916 on September 30, 2009
Tart cafe, Erskineville. WTF is with hollandaise sauce that tastes like fucking straight mustard? Fail, guys, fucking fail.
— drunkenmadman #4463650250 on September 29, 2009
@HappySinger fuck fuck fuck fuck [shakes laptop vigorously]
— drunkenmadman #4460376188 on September 28, 2009
@SexyNinjaMonkey damn fucking straight. A saturday with no raging headache is no saturday at all.
— drunkenmadman #4387021213 on September 25, 2009
It's 1am on Fri night/Sat morning, and I'm sober. what the fuck is going on?? Oh yeah. foolishly spent alcohol budget on "bills". D'oh!
— drunkenmadman #4370226010 on September 25, 2009
@swear_bot you can get fucked too!
— drunkenmadman #4120639313 on September 20, 2009
My "raging fucking nutbags" tweetdeck column is quite busy today. Oh yum.
— drunkenmadman #4118039515 on September 19, 2009
The bong vac: http://is.gd/32o9o Don't fucking buy it, just witness the bong-based technology in action
— drunkenmadman #3842195302 on September 8, 2009
Seriously, this vaccuum cleaner is a fucking bong. Turn ch9 on now.
— drunkenmadman #3842132358 on September 8, 2009
@SexyNinjaMonkey Punch them. I'm right with you. Go on. Punch them right in the middle of their fat fucking faces. Fuckers.
— drunkenmadman #3711320217 on September 2, 2009
Everyone welcome @starchasr to my "Raging Fucking Nutbags" Tweetdeck column.... Aaaah, delicious nutbaggery...
— drunkenmadman #3472857891 on August 22, 2009
@Adam327 oh for fuck's sake. Get some help, and don't get it in Texas. I'm signing out now, do NOT reply after this, or you're blocked
— drunkenmadman #3452336262 on August 21, 2009
Oh, for fuck's sake. Are morons everywhere? http://is.gd/2rVc1
— drunkenmadman #3450513983 on August 21, 2009
Apparently, Captain Jack Harkness is now Esther's "baby". And I can't kill the fucker...
— drunkenmadman #3448212669 on August 21, 2009
just got RickRolled by Doctor Who. Fuck you, Doctor Who!
— drunkenmadman #3447867306 on August 21, 2009
