RT @milwaukeeseo: Garbage. I don't think I have the patience to watch Cutler Cluster-fuck his way to another disgusting loss. #FuckingBears
— daver #5668261676 1 week ago
RT @vinceblackham: Twitter fave Shit My Dad Says heads to TV [that is AWESOME!]: http://su.pr/1NYIIc
— daver #5662105280 1 week ago
@BrentDPayne that shit by @designhawg is way cool
— daver #4881083328 on October 14, 2009
So Stumbleupon is social search? Can I find the shit that I stumble now???? I have a heck of a time refinding my own stuff @gmc
— daver #4738626834 on October 9, 2009
@Pamela_Lund shit, I just made myself hungry :(
— daver #4647439359 on October 5, 2009
@brandonzeman shit, forgot that is in 7 years. Well should I still be living here or around Chicago... I will avoid the city like the plague
— daver #4516771692 on September 30, 2009
On "Myth Busters" I just learned that "hit the ground running" only works in theory but "you cant polish shit" is actually possible
— daver #3237287015 on August 10, 2009
@sugarrae you get sprung.... Shit...why aren't u drinking?
— daver #2848063925 on July 25, 2009
@_boo u can opt out of the fb shIt, I did
— daver #2821870533 on July 24, 2009
@dogballs they picked the SE that everyone knows and the other one that is spending millions on ads (they could also rank for shit on Y)
— daver #2662785756 on July 15, 2009
@coplandmj Fluke - Atom Bomb. Saw the lyrics in your bio on here and was like SHIT I know that song... had to look it up
— daver #2551032885 on July 9, 2009
@glen_co_nz no shit? wow
— daver #2447844010 on July 2, 2009
Shit... I do the same thing when I code (see pic) http://bit.ly/AEdZX
— daver #2320569929 on June 24, 2009
http://twitpic.com/7z1cb - Shit
— daver #2260999221 on June 20, 2009
@danperry go play some whack-fuck :) aka golf
— daver #2250964478 on June 20, 2009
@wcalder is the shit... that means you should follow him... you too mr @djpaisley
— daver #2250666840 on June 20, 2009
Holy shit - buddy guy just walked on stage :)
— daver #2217017069 on June 17, 2009
Clapton is the shit :)
— daver #2216060276 on June 17, 2009
Holy shit... I got married? When???? Where? Whats her name?? @steveplunkett
— daver #2135947643 on June 12, 2009
Hello 16000 tweets, you snuck up on me didnt ya, ya lil bastard?
— daver #2125967958 on June 11, 2009
@kristy bite ur tongue - unicorns are the shit - they can poop rainbows, can pandora do that? :)
— daver #1974722071 on May 30, 2009
@wertrose shit, ur overseas aren't u? Enjoy the trip man
— daver #1972355142 on May 30, 2009
IE, I hate you... you will not win you lil shit
— daver #1964337245 on May 29, 2009
http://twitpic.com/602lj - Oh shit, its out #ps3 #ufc #mma
— daver #1926053714 on May 26, 2009
RT: @kid_disco: RT @pmacseo: Fuck #hawks
— daver #1854884496 on May 19, 2009
holy shit.... i wondered how close that skate was... almost went up and opened a guys neck with the skate :( jeeeez!!
— daver #1828892195 on May 17, 2009
night went so well... and then stupid shit brought it to a halt... blah.. night all
— daver #1744815292 on May 9, 2009
@joehall cuz its my brother and its fun to give him shit :)
— daver #1744167969 on May 9, 2009
that shit was way toooo easy to find
— daver #1721163920 on May 6, 2009
Holy shit http://is.gd/xgSh @pageoneresults @dogballs @kennyhyder
— daver #1718741384 on May 6, 2009
@pmacseo no shit? What are you getting?
— daver #1690500571 on May 3, 2009
ouch... not sure what kind of foul that was... grabbed him and then said OH SHIT and tried to slow him down?? sheesh
— daver #1683438195 on May 2, 2009
RT: @Critter: bah. fuck today. I want a do-over.
— daver #1642618957 on April 28, 2009
@JoannaLord put on your shit kickers and kick some shit err walls in your case
— daver #1572152638 on April 20, 2009
@cshel shit... yes... its out in the garage :(
— daver #1543111467 on April 17, 2009
@bumblebunny I love it when a plan... err random shit comes together :)
— daver #1539344008 on April 16, 2009
really? What a crock of shit by Zales if this is the real story http://is.gd/rWFT
— daver #1498183394 on April 11, 2009
@Stealx oh shit... the cubs are playing!!!!.... runs to find it online
— daver #1473907082 on April 7, 2009
@TheMadHat shit... not as many as others but thanks to that stupid Share button... a ton already
— daver #1471677907 on April 7, 2009
@_boo shit, when, where and what time?
— daver #1377246943 on March 23, 2009
@sugarrae isnt actionable data the shit?
— daver #1373454623 on March 22, 2009
Drink muther fucker drink! (Chorus for this song for those that have been to a dueling pianos)
— daver #1330246380 on March 14, 2009
Im curious what really made it to TV... JS says Fuck enough that alot HAD to get cut
— daver #1326215205 on March 14, 2009
*bitch* *moan* *bitch* *moan*
— daver #1321608789 on March 13, 2009
@Devilman676 LOL - I did that to crack the shit out of a friend... the fact that you did it back really cracked her up - thanks lol
— daver #1308964456 on March 10, 2009
@pageoneresults yep - everytime u talk about supertweet I have rick james' (BITCH) super freak playing in my head
— daver #1297567257 on March 8, 2009
I was just told that if I say "team ramrod" one more time Im in deep shit.... booooo
— daver #1286556776 on March 5, 2009
@steveplunkett shitty - sorry to hear that
— daver #1286526324 on March 5, 2009
The world would be in deep shit if @crackbarbie & @bumblebunny & @Jertronic got together and made an offspring, but it would be damn funny
— daver #1276938829 on March 3, 2009
