bollocks. is that the time? bollocks.
— darrenf #19700876507 4 days ago
way way way fucking angrier than I should be about a whole fucking host of trivial fails building up over the last 24 hours.
— darrenf #19678340677 4 days ago
the time for Domino's website to fuck up is not when I want to comfort eat, damn it.
— darrenf #19676476630 4 days ago
dear tourists in london, I thought I fucking told you yesterday? #fb
— darrenf #19674685835 4 days ago
bollocks. Train fail. Should've got up earlier.
— darrenf #19639572733 4 days ago
feels fucked off and angry and stupid and miserable. just as I was about to big myself up. pride before a fall and all that. cock.
— darrenf #19594407677 5 days ago
Dear all tourists in london, kindly FUCK OFF OUT MY WAY, love hugs kittens ponies and glitter, darrenf #fb
— darrenf #19590882490 5 days ago
that train was not meant to take half a fucking hour
— darrenf #19558085833 5 days ago
FUCKING formula 1
— darrenf #19492496142 6 days ago
FUCKING tour de france.
— darrenf #19491728623 6 days ago
Christ, Bournemouth pier is so shit i almost don't believe it. And it costs 60p!
— darrenf #19417173427 1 week ago
Am I allowed to decide at bt.com/vote that they fuck off off my screen forever? Forever ever? ForEVER EVER?
— darrenf #19282235868 1 week ago
is gonna have to send you back to bitch school
— darrenf #19242953147 1 week ago
has a fucking massive banana.
— darrenf #19238176534 1 week ago
why and how the fuck is it only wednesday? Fail.
— darrenf #19097020786 1 week ago
@fwhippet however that whole "don't lounge in bed doing other shit once you're awake" is probably a fucking great idea for me
— darrenf #19073921585 1 week ago
@fistynuts hehe. anyway, what sleep I had was OK. and at least I didn't/don't feel like shit!
— darrenf #19059117016 1 week ago
holy shit these wasabi peas are evil. in a very good way.
— darrenf #18999075024 2 weeks ago
carphone warehouse not open 'til 9am. bollocks. today i abandon the touchscreen and android experience. thank fuck.
— darrenf #18976841661 2 weeks ago
feeling like shit. that's what i get for not drinking, going to bed early, and sleeping for 8 hours. and Punk Goes Crunk isn't helping
— darrenf #18971662190 2 weeks ago
The Wrestler is a fucking incredible film. Mickey Rourke awesome. Wow. #fb
— darrenf #18942330250 2 weeks ago
approves of the lyrics to Blink-182's Family Reunion, but they really need to learn how to pronounce "twat".
— darrenf #18758463680 2 weeks ago
FINALLY got the 450th star. Fucking have that!
— darrenf #18752515035 2 weeks ago
thought Converge were fucking immense. Properly in the pit fir first time since, I dunno, 98? Any time I claimed it before was bullshit
— darrenf #18720132079 2 weeks ago
right - Converge - don't fuck about and don't let me down
— darrenf #18714280108 2 weeks ago
Gaza have the tallest vocalist in metal. Also they are fucking winful, based on their first song only.
— darrenf #18708844252 2 weeks ago
bollocks. forgot my camera. though that opens up the possibility of going into the pit tonight, maybe.
— darrenf #18692738419 2 weeks ago
was in an inexplicably rotten mood last Friday 'n all. What gives? Fucking fail.
— darrenf #18669925788 2 weeks ago
them "love the skin you're in" adverts can fuck off. i appear to be in something of a mood this morning.
— darrenf #18667237625 2 weeks ago
going for a fucking pint.
— darrenf #18615113213 2 weeks ago
needs a fucking pint.
— darrenf #18609547079 2 weeks ago
dear brain: don't fuck me about tonight. would like a solid 5.5hrs please, no dreams, and alert enough to go to work early. TIA, darrenf
— darrenf #18558405937 2 weeks ago
@DesignedByBlind i believe it's apposite in this situation to say FUCK YEAH
— darrenf #18522453997 2 weeks ago
might have been in the mood for Sebadoh but am definitely not in the mood for KMFDM or The Farm or Lacuna fucking Coil
— darrenf #18356906590 3 weeks ago
@simonwilder fucking hell, could we be more schizophrenic as a team? great captain's innings though
— darrenf #18354493928 3 weeks ago
very fucked off with Orange. Texts arriving way too fucking late.
— darrenf #18261834754 3 weeks ago
finding Skate 2 to be a bit of a chore as it goes. Being laughed at for screaming CUNT at the TV every so often.
— darrenf #18259325168 3 weeks ago
@fwhippet this weather is fucking bollocks. nice to look at, horrible to be outside in.
— darrenf #18204820962 3 weeks ago
@charltonbrooker Twat Segway?
— darrenf #18201813261 3 weeks ago
sigh. upgraded phone firmware, now it regularly gets stuck in a force close loop and i have to reboot. fucking android.
— darrenf #18197282838 3 weeks ago
oh my fucking word. Saxon - Sixth Form Girls is a song of all kinds of win and desperate wrongness all at once. gobsmacked.
— darrenf #18184262926 3 weeks ago
fucking fed up of this heat.
— darrenf #18099576273 3 weeks ago
erm, court summons in the post for non-payment of council tax? that's not really what i wanted this morning. FUCK. #fb
— darrenf #18022171559 3 weeks ago
and the bloke blocking the door buttons while staying onboard at waterloo to finish his sudoku can fuck RIGHT off
— darrenf #17852263184 on July 6, 2010
this woman has her ipod on so fucking loud I should scrobble the shit tunes we're all listening to
— darrenf #17851856904 on July 6, 2010
@DanAdcock bad analogy. if your first car was a Rover and only the stereo was shit, would you still never buy Rover again?
— darrenf #17642415917 on July 3, 2010
is Fire Dances a shit Killing Joke album or do I just have bad taste? as in, even worse taste than we all already knew #fb
— darrenf #17632673968 on July 3, 2010
Bah. What a predictably shit week for British sport.
— darrenf #17586869528 on July 2, 2010
really quite excited by the prospect of a British Wimbledon finalist, let alone winner. Hope Nadal has a shit day today.
— darrenf #17556839605 on July 2, 2010
