No, Officer, you're looking at the 2008 code. Section 2(am)Wtf.2009 clearly states "Being a loud motherfucker" is grounds for execution.
— danaynay #4362756599 on September 25, 2009
Watching Gangland on the History Channel whilst wrapped in a heart-patterned quilt is gonna help me eff the shit outta some yoga later.
— danaynay #3821169835 on September 7, 2009
If a glass of wine & a sorbet at MoMA costs $27, they better have some more impressive shit than a few Picassos next time I come back.
— danaynay #3110370582 on August 3, 2009
Favrd went down, so I went outside. Holy shit! THERE ARE TREES THERE.
— danaynay #2318181519 on June 24, 2009
@RexHuppke Fuck! You get to cuss at your job? JEALOUS!
— danaynay #2300464922 on June 23, 2009
Apple + O Click "Resume.doc" Highlight "Waking up early gracefully" Hit Num Lock *fuck* Hit F12 *fuck* Hit Delete Nap time.
— danaynay #2236358883 on June 19, 2009
Phone back in my possession, 2 Bloody Marys in my system & a shit ton of bleach on my hair. Why yes Saturday, I would love to be exclusive.
— danaynay #2056557918 on June 6, 2009
Just rain through the rain with abandon. No not in a Fabio romance novel way. In a "Fuck my car is 3 blocks away" way. Still AWESOME.
— danaynay #2023500653 on June 3, 2009
3 hours spent cleaning out a closet I haven't cleaned out in 4 years. 3 bags for Goodwill. 2 bags of trash. 1 missing cat. Shit.
— danaynay #1983801078 on May 31, 2009
When you're considering upgrading your work bag to a rolling suitcase, it's time to...aw fuck it. I'm a girl. Carry this for me, ok?
— danaynay #1946636547 on May 28, 2009
Shit, that crunch was either tooth or one of seven overly enthusiastic whole grains.
— danaynay #1807512154 on May 15, 2009
@Sharif28 Who? Oh shit, you're right. I was too busy kissing up to the Favrd crowd. Sorry!
— danaynay #1706150009 on May 5, 2009
Used the husband to craft an NFL Draft joke to confirm no one on Favrd gives a shit about football. No stars! I knew I loved you guys!
— danaynay #1615549395 on April 25, 2009
http://twitpic.com/1stbn - Oh, you know, just doing a little stock image research. Related: does this scare the shit out of anyone else?
— danaynay #1269752467 on March 2, 2009
Eric: "How do you make Carolina Blue more intimidating? Argyle, bitch. Argyle." Heart!
— danaynay #1201288647 on February 11, 2009
Holy shit. That plane is so gonna crash into my house. WTF.
— danaynay #1111481869 on January 11, 2009
