RT @jacqueswarren: If you can't be creative with Analytics, you're just a reporting bore. #measure < fucking stupid
— dahowlett #19392067837 1 week ago
RT @Suw: Hoping that eventually we'll reach escape velocity and actually leave this fucking airport. < beautifully expressed
— dahowlett #19298528055 1 week ago
I care that other peeps think what I say but does it have to be tainted by reputation BS? A: FUCK YOU
— dahowlett #17999414312 3 weeks ago
Ego or influence? http://www.brasstackthinking.com/2010/07/how-fast-company-confused-ego-with-influence/ <CMS=Click My Shit?
— dahowlett #17878672951 on July 6, 2010
@jevon - you might know I know this shit re: Twitter (wink)
— dahowlett #17831689960 on July 5, 2010
Thx to @olivermarks I am now the proud owner of 2 LED camera lights for <$100. Made in China, robust, beat the shit out of $600 US alts
— dahowlett #17599962264 on July 2, 2010
Fuck this. All boarded but won't be taking off for 90 mins. No air con in cabin.
— dahowlett #17512032993 on July 1, 2010
@jonerp that's becoz there is 1 idiot born every day and the asswipes who shill that shit know it
— dahowlett #17438128914 on June 30, 2010
@DT fuck that - this is a glorious shithole #outtahere #ccwf
— dahowlett #17279239766 on June 28, 2010
Why do peeps hang on #gartnercrm shit when they are so behind the curve? Sorry - don't get it.
— dahowlett #17269162626 on June 28, 2010
RT @pgreenbe: re: #gartnercrm Surely that goes in the No Shit Sherlock category? Stating something most of US know for years???
— dahowlett #17263774389 on June 28, 2010
PRT @normanmarks: People talking up need to link #strategy and #risk, but where is the action? < l = imp dick shit
— dahowlett #17066765134 on June 25, 2010
PRT @garyturner: Just got an email from a new customer saying "Holy shit, that software is amazing." < now give it to the PRs (snigger)
— dahowlett #16996239119 on June 25, 2010
Always amazed how Twits in consumer land don't realize how big enterprisey really is. Then when they find out, often shit their pants
— dahowlett #15998731405 on June 12, 2010
RT @ClearBooks: Clear Books Blog: Clear Books ’shoots’ through the 500 milestone http://bit.ly/9uxsc4 < I am over fucking whelmed (not)
— dahowlett #15987887912 on June 12, 2010
@Documentally So according to your post the UK is only hip deep in shit and not quite up to armpits?
— dahowlett #15690711018 on June 8, 2010
I don't care how much it costs to kill my #vodafone #spain contract these bastards have fucked me over 1 time 2 many
— dahowlett #15584789411 on June 6, 2010
@loudmouthman When I saw CitDaFS I immediately thought...ShiT
— dahowlett #15468235945 on June 5, 2010
RT @rhirsch: @dcunni you can sell shit if you can convince peeps its shinola...happens all the time
— dahowlett #15308874810 on June 3, 2010
@lvdjgarcia yeah - and in the meantime I have to deal with trolls who wouldn't know shit from shinola when I call GOOG out. #thatslife
— dahowlett #15219540005 on June 1, 2010
@thorstenster Is musculous real or, as in my case, a euphemism for 'fat bastard?' (definitions as we know are critical to understanding)
— dahowlett #15210802127 on June 1, 2010
@TwankersUK Well - that's the problem: thinking of something to say when you know shit from shinola. Oh PR might help (not)
— dahowlett #14865604422 on May 27, 2010
@rhirsch They're doing some seriously cool shit...and are SAP partner..eg Deutsche Bank. See @skemsley's analysis http://bit.ly/9Pn8LV
— dahowlett #13838334095 on May 12, 2010
RT @jake: RT @TheFuckingQueen: Fuck this mess. Philip, turn the answering machine on! < brit humor +1
— dahowlett #13799502129 on May 11, 2010
Problem 1: If I critique your shit does that mean you're my enemy? If you think that way then you are retarded
— dahowlett #13402190157 on May 4, 2010
RT @jeffnolan Holy. Shit. http://bit.ly/90pHne Now the problem is that Portugal is on deck...< Spain next? ☪
— dahowlett #13291124530 on May 3, 2010
Am I the only one who doesn't give a shit about the minutiae of #leadersdebate? It is fun watching peeps critique makeup etc
— dahowlett #12657090322 on April 22, 2010
@benkepes If you understood shit from shinola I might be interested. Unfortunately you don't. So please. Keep that crap to yrself
— dahowlett #12372167434 on April 17, 2010
@lvdjgarcia interesting but got fuck all to do with what I am talking.
— dahowlett #12264610362 on April 15, 2010
I feel both sorry and admire my dev friends: how do they put up with this shit?
— dahowlett #11910484311 on April 9, 2010
@retheauditors If you say the name of the KPMG guy quickly it sounds like Long Shit http://is.gd/bkcCF ...guess who just got dumped on? ;)
— dahowlett #11828010139 on April 8, 2010
@ahmedhussain - that's client speak. My friends don't give shit - they make the time to know me which is more than you've done
— dahowlett #11145962726 on March 27, 2010
@normanmarks - ferget: interesting. How about 'OMFG - she kn0wes her shit?' And BTW - I need change my pants?
— dahowlett #10909381893 on March 22, 2010
@rwang0 - yes...but only if it impacts the share price...(capitalist bastard view)
— dahowlett #10751586069 on March 19, 2010
RT @MsInformation: Fucking A right! Getting a Twitter account doesn't fix your company. Fixing your company fixes your c o...< BLAMMO
— dahowlett #9558104111 on February 23, 2010
This male voice choir are shit hot. #u410
— dahowlett #9248826972 on February 17, 2010
@briansolis I mean...it's on a a par with: I came, I saw, I farted...oooh shit? Seriously
— dahowlett #9214271452 on February 16, 2010
@robinwauters I don't give a shit - I'm not registered to use it
— dahowlett #8950592133 on February 11, 2010
@hendrixhargrove oh for gawd sake - fuck off with THAT discussion. Fomented by peeps with too much time and too little brains
— dahowlett #8878222819 on February 9, 2010
@mdoeff @Karoli - when are you guys going to remove the blinkers and see how much Obama/you has been butt fucked by GS?
— dahowlett #8404277178 on January 30, 2010
@Roebot I hope peeps will understand we do a bit more than just 'shoot the shit'
— dahowlett #8258678303 on January 26, 2010
Correction to last Tweet: I'm a shit sales guy. Happens when you bat for buyers who are mostly absent on Twitter. I guess.
— dahowlett #8254257281 on January 26, 2010
@adrigonzo I should add it's called the 'Fuck You FASB I Own Yer Ass' course sponsored by Goldman Sachs
— dahowlett #8136402806 on January 23, 2010
@jasonstamper and I are shooting the shit. World peace is next.
— dahowlett #7999367323 on January 20, 2010
Delighted that most UK media doesn't understand shit from, shinola
— dahowlett #7591529499 on January 10, 2010
@samj put more simply: go fuck yourself until you've got 1/2 a brain capable pf articulating an intelligent argument+
— dahowlett #7591086588 on January 10, 2010
@samj I also block those who've fuck all to say that adds zero to the conversation
— dahowlett #7590948800 on January 10, 2010
@aqualung I don't ask for anything, others bitch when they're not 'positioned' What am I supposed to do?
— dahowlett #6285156551 on December 2, 2009
RT @oliver: This TweetCloud crap look to me like a total failure. Here are my three words: stop this shit! < but that is deffo you dude
— dahowlett #6172526678 on November 29, 2009
