When you go under "What's New" in the new PS3 firmware, the whole background is swapped out for a prerender. What shit-seizure UI, Sony.
— ctrlzee #3681138672 on August 31, 2009
I'm about to get on a plane and am tweeting about it so fucking hard.
— ctrlzee #2949211685 on July 31, 2009
Last night in Florence, I consumed freshly made, truffle-bursting ravioli for $11. Figure your shit out, Olive Garden.
— ctrlzee #2647726915 on July 15, 2009
My landlord wants me out a week early. No problem. I want my week prorated. No problem. They won't pay? Oh, then they can fuck themselves.
— ctrlzee #1913447762 on May 25, 2009
Fuck you scientific world, we the people of Illinois declare Pluto a planet again! http://tinyurl.com/cfk8cv
— ctrlzee #1288230985 on March 6, 2009
