"I don't need your fucking sympathy, I need my fucking Johnson" http://twitpic.com/ollyt
— ccake #5503945708 2 weeks ago
Itunes genius just followed up Owl City - Fireflies, cute very innocent song with Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away. I LOVE IT
— ccake #4822919696 on October 12, 2009
Installing printer drivers like a mother fucker
— ccake #4334896783 on September 23, 2009
@rumoko why don't you make like a tree and FUCK OFF
— ccake #4160702310 on September 21, 2009
@glenmaddern wow, shit
— ccake #4119212911 on September 20, 2009
Look at this fucking boat http://twitpic.com/h9dx1
— ccake #3901351302 on September 10, 2009
@rumoko it is fucked. Up.
— ccake #3880605321 on September 9, 2009
Holy fuck I forgot how bad peak hour traffic is. I'm always heading in the opposite direction.
— ccake #3872647858 on September 9, 2009
Holy shit, today, shit. I've had 3 screamy customers already and 1 who tried to smash the counter glass. Kill. Me. Pls.
— ccake #3747745392 on September 3, 2009
@annarchy look into that, Some security guards make shit up. If it's visable from a public place and you are on public property your fine
— ccake #3698750106 on September 1, 2009
@whalleyrulz @goAshley whalley needs to download 7 gigs of shut the fuck up
— ccake #3659458805 on August 30, 2009
If I dont sleep properly tonight, I will QUIT SLEEP FOREVER! I'm warning you sleep, fucking watch it.
— ccake #3491245359 on August 23, 2009
@rack__attack Fuck yes we do. FUCK YES
— ccake #3486067670 on August 22, 2009
Fuck this, let's go do crimes
— ccake #3322340465 on August 14, 2009
@kissability There is always that idiot percentage at every festival. People who just like getting fucked up and don't care about the show
— ccake #3297467063 on August 13, 2009
FUCK TODAY fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
— ccake #3275099047 on August 12, 2009
@rack__attack do you need a lift? Also FUCK YEAH MUSHROOM BURGER
— ccake #3256296622 on August 11, 2009
HOW THE FUCK DID I DANCE TILL 4:30am AFTER BEING SICK ALLDAY? sometimes my party spirit amazes me
— ccake #3255311552 on August 11, 2009
@idledays HEY I JUST SAW YOU, BOWTIE MOTHERFUCKER!
— ccake #3245415031 on August 11, 2009
@spoonerist FUCKING FIX THIS RIGHT NOW!!! get to the valley
— ccake #3244511348 on August 11, 2009
"when the situation is too delicate for me, he comando rolls in and goes I FUCKED YOUR DEAD MOTHER!!! and you know, i respect that"
— ccake #3239822626 on August 10, 2009
@ExocetAU holy shit that looks fucking Hot
— ccake #3191918887 on August 8, 2009
HOW THE FUCK DID I GRAZE MY UNDERARM?
— ccake #3186214970 on August 7, 2009
@Southgated fucking hottttttt
— ccake #3138367051 on August 4, 2009
That's right, clean my car bitch .... <3 http://twitpic.com/chpqm
— ccake #3083642321 on August 2, 2009
Fuck today and the horse it rode in on
— ccake #3066378534 on August 1, 2009
When I get home, Im uploading this list so everyone can share the joy and then look at me weird and say: you listen to this shit?..unfollow!
— ccake #3060345709 on July 31, 2009
So fucking frustrated, I'm just going to stop trying now
— ccake #2866028941 on July 27, 2009
@memily holy shit I can't live without that thing
— ccake #2795744757 on July 23, 2009
@EAZY_ERON fuck yeah, I love her
— ccake #2684700864 on July 17, 2009
Headache has kicked it up to migraine status. Had trouble driving and had to pullover a couple of times FUCK YOU CAFFEINE WITHDRAWL
— ccake #2649734832 on July 15, 2009
@Southgated shit ummmm shit
— ccake #2631189400 on July 14, 2009
@spoonerist SHIT I hadnt got a ticket yet :(
— ccake #2607752765 on July 12, 2009
@memily fuck yes!
— ccake #2493812893 on July 6, 2009
WOW what a cool day, hairdressing day! watched Benj cut Danes hair then I dyed and cut Benj's. Somehow didnt fuck it up...too much
— ccake #2369834220 on June 28, 2009
ARG FUCK TODAY! I AM A BALL OF STRESSSSSS
— ccake #2320277421 on June 24, 2009
@hunz shit, I think he has lost it. Straight jacket time for Hunz
— ccake #2228580804 on June 18, 2009
BABYSITTERS CLUB!?! Man I hated that shit, I was all about the Sweet Valley Highs
— ccake #2219193227 on June 18, 2009
@spoonerist @iusebiro had a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears, He through a knife into heaven And could kill with a stare
— ccake #2184767068 on June 15, 2009
Things I fucking hate: 'excuse me' and before I have time to turn around 'excuuuuuseeeee meeeeeee' in a sing-song patronising tone. FUUUUUUU
— ccake #2184685390 on June 15, 2009
@mynameislloyd awww dont be bummed. put on that sweet wolf shirt and rock the fuck out.
— ccake #2175401115 on June 15, 2009
wow, uninvited from a gathering tonight. Feeling pretty pretty shit even if I understand why.
— ccake #2175307565 on June 15, 2009
@aparajuli Where's mine? I dont judge&condemn people on drunk behavior as quickly as some but you need to show that you know you fucked up
— ccake #2172966479 on June 14, 2009
PLAYLISTING THIS SHIT MOTHER FUCKERRRRRR I'VE HAD THREE CUPS OF TEA ALREADY TODAY
— ccake #2110347660 on June 10, 2009
Importing 90's music cds purchased from lifeline for 50cents each. SO MUCH GREATNESS FUCK YES ZORBA DANCE
— ccake #2088981258 on June 9, 2009
ARGH I wish I could get drunk tonight stupid work fucky fuck fuck #btub
— ccake #2040698321 on June 5, 2009
@EAZY_ERON I thought for a second the party was ON the bridge. You should do that, party halfway across story bridge, balloons and shit
— ccake #1967951116 on May 29, 2009
FUCK YES TRAIL OF DEAD. FRONT ROW CENTER MOTHER BITCHES
— ccake #1947468865 on May 28, 2009
HAHA Fang plays fetch with himself! What a fucking badass cat. He also keeps headbutting me in my sleep >.<
— ccake #1918079128 on May 25, 2009
