@mat seriously, just give him the fucking pic-a-nic basket
— blam #5835017389 3 days ago
RT @maggiekb1 American Cancer Society needs to get on ball with the "Fuck You, Cancer" T-shirts. (via @xenijardin)
— blam #5691426221 1 week ago
RT "Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it." @shitmydadsays @Beschizza
— blam #5433656333 2 weeks ago
.@gaiwan because I love them so much, I can't even stand a shred of mediocrity in them. life is too short to play with shitty gadgets
— blam #5274897654 3 weeks ago
@markmcc fucker, now I'm just jealous. how long you going for?
— blam #5265309569 3 weeks ago
@ohnorosco @reckless what now you guys are scooping me on surfing/shark news? what the fuck
— blam #5214312755 3 weeks ago
@ctrlzee holy fuck! you ok?
— blam #5213627719 3 weeks ago
@erinbiba I just want to know what's in the book without reading the book. that shit gives me a headache
— blam #5184813332 on October 26, 2009
Worst thing about TiVo is I can't bitch in real time about last weeks shows. Everone timeshifted else...when
— blam #5115944931 on October 23, 2009
@moonjhm that shit had a camera, dude! (I hear you)
— blam #5032721230 on October 20, 2009
Happy birthday Josh RT @joshuatopolsky happy birthday dude!! XO times 10 and shit. (via @laura_june)
— blam #4997113276 on October 19, 2009
@jonfingas omg already have 15 applicants to wrong (my) email without full applications! Fucking immediate dq!
— blam #4935607844 on October 16, 2009
@harrymccracken harry, its not fair. TV stations have fucking weather and traffic helicopters!
— blam #4896982177 on October 15, 2009
@ryanblock you bastard #ceskillmenow
— blam #4881573250 on October 14, 2009
@Gartenberg maybe they killed pink after the shitty photos leaked but people dont' believe him?
— blam #4740983641 on October 9, 2009
@redw0rm AT&T needs to not be the subject of rants. they need to fucking go public and apologize.
— blam #4726451553 on October 8, 2009
@poswald the price of renting/buying new shit isn't trivial if you already have great stuff. hope to see you two in jp when we go for xmas
— blam #4635893741 on October 5, 2009
@joeljohnson shit man. Sorry to hear that.
— blam #4420240761 on September 27, 2009
@tokyomango hurt it carrying some shit. some rest and ice should make it fine.
— blam #4372665131 on September 25, 2009
RT @jwherrman: RT @jesusdiaz: @mattbuchanan Fucker, I'm only 40. (via @mattbuchanan)
— blam #4349793058 on September 24, 2009
They're algos are pretty shitty I guess. RT @Blam Google News Link-shafted Gizmodo on the MS Courier story! (via @benjaminlongo)
— blam #4321667758 on September 23, 2009
holy shit .RT if you can plug this track into Tesla coils @gizgallery, we might reach the #Singularity http://blip.fm/~dpuv4 (via @redw0rm)
— blam #4157093856 on September 21, 2009
SHIT I am missing an epic meetup! RT heading to b-fast with @xeni and @beschizza downtown. (via @tokyomango)
— blam #4148132541 on September 21, 2009
@daniellebilton holy shit that's so cute. dog, too.
— blam #4088132200 on September 18, 2009
@jesusdiaz fucking slacker
— blam #4087567459 on September 18, 2009
@joshuatopolsky what the fuck, that intro is AMAZING
— blam #4063038351 on September 17, 2009
@willsmith zune and xbox teams need to infect rest of company with their methods and get shit done right attitude. And style.
— blam #4036949421 on September 16, 2009
@jwherrman you guys have fucking annoying to remember names. someone needs to build a twitter client with inline autocomplete handles
— blam #4035113138 on September 16, 2009
@JoannaStern fuck yea I'll eat some show stoppers scrimp cocktail. probably only 2 posts in that entire show, so we'll write, shoot, eat
— blam #4034726902 on September 16, 2009
@jeffreyobrien what the shit is that? with insurance?
— blam #4020804186 on September 15, 2009
@jesusdiaz shit talking is easier across the internet, I know.
— blam #4013529675 on September 15, 2009
@yegr gimme a green one, you bastard
— blam #4000780694 on September 15, 2009
getting fucking pissed this half day is turning into a full day and then some
— blam #3761653321 on September 4, 2009
@redw0rm but the fucker never tweets.
— blam #3693910479 on September 1, 2009
Annnnd back out of the water after 3 waves. That was scary as shit.
— blam #3681185299 on August 31, 2009
. @gruber I bet you're not daring enough to say half the shit you've said about me to my face. twirp.
— blam #3296793831 on August 13, 2009
Shit my wifi is broken but they're giving prizes away here to people on the network #gdgtsf
— blam #3139020038 on August 4, 2009
lots of pissed of japanese companies this week. not my fault your shit sucks and your news leaks. get it under control. from the inside.
— blam #3130811022 on August 4, 2009
This whole WSJ/CES/apple was stupid to start with. Think: Apple just got away from trade shows! January still a shit time to launch gadgets
— blam #2929446247 on July 30, 2009
why the fuck do you need 12 pairs of clothing for a 4 day fucking trip?
— blam #2833812985 on July 25, 2009
@kenfisher I don't want them to use itunes, because it makes itunes more powerful. they should use someone elses shit + amazon store
— blam #2826552284 on July 24, 2009
is AIM eating shit for everyone else tonight?
— blam #2752689265 on July 20, 2009
@arrington OMG Computer History Museum LEAKED MAC BUSINESS PLANS! (Yes. I read like 6 books on this shit when I was doing the Jobs bio.)
— blam #2683622767 on July 17, 2009
Livetweeting from the doctor: 160lbs, borderline high blood pressure--no shit, have we met before?
— blam #2570927957 on July 10, 2009
@stevenleckart I'm not worried about sharks as much as I am about shitty waves...and dings.
— blam #2475099806 on July 4, 2009
Shit, why didn't you write this 3 yrs ago. RT How to Build a High-Traffic Blog Without Killing Yourself: http://su.pr/1IDELp (via @tferriss)
— blam #2384690041 on June 29, 2009
what the shit is open right now for food in SF?
— blam #2383251163 on June 28, 2009
@bxchen passive? maybe technically, but did you see the headline? Oh yea: Michael Jackson Dies. Pretty fucking clear, mainstream media.
— blam #2346459525 on June 26, 2009
@swear_bot fuck off, swear bot
— blam #2096392877 on June 9, 2009
