Miracle JehWit 3yr old hospitalised w/worms says "Jehovah! Take this evil out of meh!" eyefuckingrollforever @ this twat.
— blahblohblog #5567293258 2 weeks ago
@franksonm WORMS! WORMS??!? Who the fuck gets sick with WORMS?? And hv to be in the same H1N1 hospital they were so scared of??
— blahblohblog #5404849656 2 weeks ago
This fete has gotten fucking awesome!!
— blahblohblog #5141121858 on October 25, 2009
@oletalk @traceyctt Fucking smug-ass bitch go tell Boss he "will be blessed". Ah nearly scream out in white rage. Grrr...
— blahblohblog #5076352416 on October 22, 2009
RT @ri_thomas: "qbooks was unable 2 backup file" the effing story of my life #quickbooks #sucks #fail & they call ths crap "enterprise" fuck
— blahblohblog #5005254248 on October 19, 2009
SPOT not sopt.. fuck this I'm going to bed *dissolves with laughter*
— blahblohblog #4934679259 on October 16, 2009
You know when u take yr FASTNESS and help people? And then they take that as license to shit all over you? Yeah, that.
— blahblohblog #4815567550 on October 12, 2009
@therealjovan @TriniGirlBlue See now, I just don't think we should be bombing the moon to "prove" something. What it they fuck up something?
— blahblohblog #4715169562 on October 8, 2009
See the problem with ungrateful 2nd wavers is that they NEVER read all the research links and helpful shit I posted for them.
— blahblohblog #4679156990 on October 7, 2009
@oletalk @traceyctt he is an ex gda olympic swimmer. Fucking hot
— blahblohblog #4610306415 on October 4, 2009
@Gordonswaby Ah shit. How crappy IS it? Does it sync iTunes at all? Contacts? What??? What????
— blahblohblog #4566684249 on October 2, 2009
@Gordonswaby Is this in Jamaica? I am so thankful that no one practices this kidnapping shit in Grenada.
— blahblohblog #4377114788 on September 25, 2009
Yes. RT @therealjovan: @blahblohblog seriously, do people fuck their apple products? do they give good blowjobs? steups!
— blahblohblog #4319405257 on September 23, 2009
Oh my gad.. LIME finally sent a tweet i queued up 20 mins ago. Fricking shitty ISP.
— blahblohblog #4113684837 on September 19, 2009
What the eff is going on with LIME's shitty ass internet?? The whole of Grenada is bitching today.. everything/Gmail/Yahoo/MSN is down
— blahblohblog #4112973597 on September 19, 2009
@franksonm Uh.. girlfriend?? But.. argh FUCK re: the pics. Stil, this way SOMEONE must be able to pinpoint who the perp is.
— blahblohblog #4108745983 on September 19, 2009
@StunnerJ Well I had a shitty 7130 before so ANYTHING is an upgrade. The trackpad is awesome. Keys could be a little bigger but is great.
— blahblohblog #4107625554 on September 19, 2009
@keifel holy fuck! Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that. Hold tite, we here for u.
— blahblohblog #4092831898 on September 18, 2009
@Grimyrily I hadda tell you Grim, I approve of the way you deal with shitty starts to days. Very effective.
— blahblohblog #4081874840 on September 18, 2009
FUCKING SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISHHH!!!!! FUCK FUCK!
— blahblohblog #4058714711 on September 17, 2009
@franksonm I would still fuck him tho. @therealjovan
— blahblohblog #4017998574 on September 15, 2009
@franksonm Come on, taking a shit, smoking a cigarette after sex, and a beastly cold beer hv to rank up there too.
— blahblohblog #4016686733 on September 15, 2009
@therealjovan @williamjabbott Serena was out of line no doubt, but given the racist/hate shit spewed at her on the court, I forgive her.
— blahblohblog #3965252209 on September 13, 2009
@williamjabbott Have you ever SMELT a ram goat? Seriously. Fucking animals are renk!
— blahblohblog #3955757130 on September 13, 2009
@TriniGirlBlue Balls, head and feet. Needless to say - that shit has never and will never cross my lips.
— blahblohblog #3955662261 on September 13, 2009
@Macajuel @Nkosi868 The only reason the IAAF hasnt stripped her medal yet is becos SAfrica is hving a major shit fit.
— blahblohblog #3890558176 on September 10, 2009
RT @popstylejamaica: Every woman has a little psycho-bitch inside her. It just takes the right circumstances to bring that persona out.
— blahblohblog #3804146999 on September 6, 2009
#crapmensay "premature ejaculation only means you have more time to get on to other shit." Erm... let me not laff out loud in here.
— blahblohblog #3739811352 on September 3, 2009
LOLLL RT @rastasmurf: In any case I refuse 2 eat cicadas becos I believe they r reincarnated software developers. Karma's a bitch like tht.
— blahblohblog #3583939832 on August 27, 2009
@therealjovan People, who get special invites to an APLHA test of a service, need not bitch about whether they hv the lite version.
— blahblohblog #3537562346 on August 25, 2009
@therealjovan If she entered and won fair and square, then.. there u go. These are beauty/model pageants, not the fucking Nobel prize
— blahblohblog #3491210800 on August 23, 2009
@therealjovan Steups.. same old usual island drama. She too white/black/fat/thin/ugly/pretty/ethnic/nose to big/butt too flat shit.
— blahblohblog #3491202215 on August 23, 2009
After catching up on 2+ seasons of Prison Break, I can tell you Lincoln is SERIOUSLY bugging the shit out of me! http://twitpic.com/ezfkn
— blahblohblog #3491032027 on August 23, 2009
@LouisVKidd :D Been asking for a lot of recommendations - seen 2 many fucked up tats around. This Darren guy is the top pick so far.
— blahblohblog #3476393513 on August 22, 2009
@franksonm @therealjovan Are you SURE you are not the father? Cos jeez.. takes some kind of female testicles to do shit like that.
— blahblohblog #3455414920 on August 21, 2009
@Shaqq @LouisVKidd Don't care about price, just want the best guy. Dont want some ass fucking up my skin.
— blahblohblog #3430660757 on August 20, 2009
@Gordonswaby Aww man. Dule Hill isn't the bitch in that, he's the solid voice of reason. :D Luv him!!
— blahblohblog #3330323571 on August 15, 2009
@TriniGirlBlue A pedophile might hv liven up the place - given my boss & coworkers someone to planass the shit out of!
— blahblohblog #3320125353 on August 14, 2009
.. and furthermore, dont use your lack of English as an excuse to get free shit becos you "couldnt understand XYZ" etc etc.. Grrrr....
— blahblohblog #3266561534 on August 12, 2009
Woburn music shit down. Surely the shittiest carnival Sunday I hv seen. The shop playing Dennis brown!
— blahblohblog #3221389023 on August 10, 2009
BabysitterMum called from her fete to ask "what's my curfew?" Could barely hear her ova the noise and revelry. Role-reversal is a bitch.
— blahblohblog #3214722001 on August 9, 2009
In the words of Captain Murtaugh, I'm too old for this shit.
— blahblohblog #3208404396 on August 9, 2009
SHIT man! 75% of de population either stale drunk or on de Bikini Cruise. Why then is LIME's internet crawling!!!!!!????
— blahblohblog #3193141451 on August 8, 2009
I CANT TAKE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO NOT DO THE SHIT THEY SUPPOSED TO FRICKING DO
— blahblohblog #3124983946 on August 4, 2009
Lil one has found new friend. Drinking Guinness. Talking shit with an old co worker. Life in paradise man!
— blahblohblog #3089778724 on August 2, 2009
@therealjovan Honestly? I am trying to pretend you didnt see that. Because I wld go fucking apeshit if someone did that to my kid.
— blahblohblog #3079653866 on August 1, 2009
Finished the ad and it looks like shit. Why does he want me to cram all these words on this little thing? There's no room dammit!
— blahblohblog #3056501520 on July 31, 2009
@TriniGirlBlue @beijaflor .. steups... dammit. All I have here is a half assed assortment of Revlon or Sasha, and not even the good shit.
— blahblohblog #2913521924 on July 29, 2009
Oh fuck people! Leave de fence alone! Ah wanna hear lavaman!
— blahblohblog #2850158676 on July 26, 2009
