Shit, I only have one can of lager. bad news. means I'm going to have to go out early.
— bigdaddymerk #5899463465 7 hours ago
i'm warning to that laptop to be fair. It's really fucking quick. It wont last.
— bigdaddymerk #5781127336 4 days ago
@irnlaw damn right i'm fucking good. You should come down next week and sing flower of scotland. :-)
— bigdaddymerk #5724570370 6 days ago
@slummymummy1 he's been attacked by a bullock. no shit.
— bigdaddymerk #5663371167 1 week ago
@sinistergiraffe mondays = SHIT
— bigdaddymerk #5556416063 2 weeks ago
@BeauBodOr i'm wearing my poncho right now. I fucking love it.
— bigdaddymerk #5518867908 2 weeks ago
Christ, being an adult is such fucking hard work for very little reward. I dunno how long I can do this shit.
— bigdaddymerk #5448410779 2 weeks ago
oh fuck it, I can't be arsed.
— bigdaddymerk #5348498158 3 weeks ago
oh well no point crying over overpriced, over-hyped, over complicated to fix pieces of shit hardware that I don't even own. I'm off out.
— bigdaddymerk #5283884793 3 weeks ago
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK
— bigdaddymerk #5283736432 3 weeks ago
@PoliticsPenguin gah, you shit. I want booze. I do have vodka hmmmm
— bigdaddymerk #5274175504 3 weeks ago
Question; Are Headlights getting brighter OR is everyone around my town a selfish fucker who drives with full beam on all the time?
— bigdaddymerk #5273333026 3 weeks ago
@Sazchik good point. Although if their fucking roadsweep wakes me up at six again i'm going to sue them!
— bigdaddymerk #5244198271 3 weeks ago
what the fuck? Councils get ‘Al Capone’ power to seize assets over minor offences http://bit.ly/Nextl
— bigdaddymerk #5243901253 3 weeks ago
@antonvowl oh harry hill can fuck off too. About as funny as a motorway pile up! :-)
— bigdaddymerk #5155495849 on October 25, 2009
jesus christ, @NadineDorriesMP is a fucking idiot.
— bigdaddymerk #5079577297 on October 22, 2009
I've just complained to ofcom about @jiminthemorning, not because he said bollocks to a BNP wanker, but because he played Springstein. :-)
— bigdaddymerk #5066233508 on October 22, 2009
@dnotice @jamiesport he's missing not being tethered to Gates and Jobs's money making machine - but yeah, it is a head fuck at times.
— bigdaddymerk #5053467697 on October 21, 2009
Hahahaha Nick Griffin does 'Black Humour' - maybe he's not a racist bastard after all. http://bit.ly/31BwQG my mistake, yes he is.
— bigdaddymerk #5030662955 on October 20, 2009
@dnotice how can Parliament be in contempt of court, what about Parliament Privilege. Are Carter-Fuck seriously taking on Parliament?
— bigdaddymerk #4901808055 on October 15, 2009
@dnotice @The_Don_Simon you are fucking joking aren't you? Beckham Plc. MotM?
— bigdaddymerk #4871317389 on October 14, 2009
@dnotice quite, why Tyldesley still has a job I'll never know. He's shit.
— bigdaddymerk #4870947313 on October 14, 2009
@mrpower I've not done my own chips since I got my own place, either chip shop or go round to me mothers! Have frozen ones but they're SHIT
— bigdaddymerk #4740806782 on October 9, 2009
@peteashton ohh the language! still, at least it's not some twat playing R'n'B from his phone without using earphones!
— bigdaddymerk #4739846623 on October 9, 2009
Twitter - you're shit.
— bigdaddymerk #4712793186 on October 8, 2009
what's your favourite shit joke? mine is this; Q:How do you kill a circus? A:Go for the Juggler
— bigdaddymerk #4630157261 on October 5, 2009
@Kitch82 oh shit yeah me too. hmmm not tonight though eyes are too tired. time for sleepy.
— bigdaddymerk #4382947858 on September 25, 2009
this eye problem is really getting me down. I could cry, I have just cried. fed. the. fuck. up. :(
— bigdaddymerk #4354588812 on September 24, 2009
fuck. Eye is bleeding again. My fault. But covered in blood. Time for bed. :-(
— bigdaddymerk #4354141008 on September 24, 2009
@ArcticSnooze i'd be quite happy with that. The south east is a shit hole. :-)
— bigdaddymerk #4353999217 on September 24, 2009
fuck it. If your house is worth a million pound then pay. A million quid would buy you a massive house in shropshire.
— bigdaddymerk #4352937287 on September 24, 2009
where the fuck is fraser nelson from?
— bigdaddymerk #4352823978 on September 24, 2009
@PoliticsPenguin i told you it would be shit. Take some LSD before you go and it would be amazing! :-)
— bigdaddymerk #4114582095 on September 19, 2009
@PoliticsPenguin I imagine it's pretty shit to be honest mate - I think it's been there about 30 years.
— bigdaddymerk #4114194217 on September 19, 2009
@PoliticsPenguin no I'm not going to do it now, but tomorrow. Eye lid is shit, comes off in 17 days! going to watch the boxing now. en ...
— bigdaddymerk #4113888167 on September 19, 2009
@The_Don_Simon ha fucking ace isn't it. Glad i stayed in now!
— bigdaddymerk #4109794560 on September 19, 2009
@antonvowl BBC should be asking; "Is Sky too shit?"
— bigdaddymerk #4079933926 on September 18, 2009
@pickledpolitics oh but don't think for a minute i like her music. It's shit. West makes quite good tunes i just think he's a bell end. :-)
— bigdaddymerk #4058920295 on September 17, 2009
Jesus Christ, who the fuck designed Total (bollocks) Politics site? My eyes already hurt without having to look at that mess. Sheesh
— bigdaddymerk #4005346778 on September 15, 2009
@dnotice They're fucking mental aren't they!
— bigdaddymerk #3960996806 on September 13, 2009
http://twitpic.com/hiiuf - aaron and manboard picking shit music.
— bigdaddymerk #3944015032 on September 12, 2009
so how did that twat brown guess the numbers? Was it the frozen half screen?
— bigdaddymerk #3923493314 on September 11, 2009
@mrpower I'd sue him just for being a smug cunt.
— bigdaddymerk #3888472804 on September 10, 2009
Forget Derren Brown predicting the lotto numbers, the real real question is how the fuck does Beckham getting an England place!
— bigdaddymerk #3872640304 on September 9, 2009
and I can't spell for shit today - *secretary*
— bigdaddymerk #3860687588 on September 9, 2009
today I am: really fed up of this fucking eye thing, haven't gone into work because I can't see properly and there is lots of blood. :-(
— bigdaddymerk #3815833981 on September 7, 2009
@podnosh i love old shit. Something happening?
— bigdaddymerk #3778672655 on September 5, 2009
@viperdudeuk you're right coldplay are shit. Massive shit.
— bigdaddymerk #3745062863 on September 3, 2009
@therealsim_o Well they saved my life once. (you bastard) :-)
— bigdaddymerk #3732102030 on September 3, 2009
