I identify! RT @arosefull Some days I want to deep tongue kiss technology. Other days(today) I want to bitch slap it. So frustrating!
— basantam #2096164164 on June 9, 2009
RT @Sternenfee: Gosh, I really hate this hysterical whining bitch in the OnStar commercial... give me a gun & I'll shoot her.
— basantam #2092255612 on June 9, 2009
shit! forgot to grate the cheese .Off to do just that!
— basantam #2066036383 on June 7, 2009
Har har.. RT @emnorm @FunnyJoker: Want to stop looking like a smug twat, and actually get some friends? Sorry, there isn't an app for that
— basantam #1991449587 on June 1, 2009
Heard a prowler in yard a few nights ago. Just found out it was the recently separated hubby of young neighbour trying to scare her.Bastard
— basantam #1971823970 on May 30, 2009
@jillionaire will drink the puncheon if this shit doesnt come out.
— basantam #1877625700 on May 21, 2009
chuckle chuckle chuckle RT @Kogenre: Oh, seeing as I'm not holding back today: SEOs are fucking leeches.
— basantam #1630950713 on April 27, 2009
hahahha ROFL RT @toflo: RT @070180: Twitter is yet another example of how celebrities ruin every fucking thing. #fb
— basantam #1543379030 on April 17, 2009
