@NigelHoney If I find a star wipe - you're fucking fired.
— askegg #5707680716 1 week ago
"So You Think You Can Dance" is absolute shit. What the FUCK are the people in charge thinking? I feel better now :)
— askegg #3756351105 on September 4, 2009
Eat shit. 10 billion flies can't be wrong.
— askegg #3525384369 on August 24, 2009
@hemantmehta You lucky bastard.
— askegg #3427180507 on August 20, 2009
@heidiheartshugs Well then - you're probably fucked.
— askegg #3379110309 on August 18, 2009
It's too early for this shit.
— askegg #3316456043 on August 14, 2009
The religion of peace burns people alive and steals their belongings. http://tr.im/weFj Fuck Islam.
— askegg #3256512054 on August 11, 2009
Senator Conroy: My computer comes with built in filtering to protect my kiddies. It's an Apple. Now get your fucking hands of my Internet.
— askegg #3206625810 on August 9, 2009
Australopithecus motherfucker! Did you descend from it? http://tr.im/vIUh
— askegg #3164916850 on August 6, 2009
If you don't have any symptoms at all, you don't need a fucking swine flu test! Geez people are stupid.
— askegg #2815137986 on July 24, 2009
@mmcelhaney God told me the Bible is full of shit. Prove me wrong.
— askegg #2733920612 on July 20, 2009
@askegg So you solve this problem by invoking a supernatural being? What the fuck?
— askegg #2713646342 on July 18, 2009
@mmcelhaney Fuck your stupid.
— askegg #2713428134 on July 18, 2009
This is what religion can do to people - really fuck them up. http://is.gd/1BuHz
— askegg #2679281631 on July 16, 2009
@Bern_morley Nah. Fuck 'em. I can cheap land tomorrow.
— askegg #2649164924 on July 15, 2009
@mmcelhaney The Bible is true because Jesus says it's true - in the Bible? What the fuck? http://bit.ly/4pYeXU
— askegg #2644017191 on July 14, 2009
@mmcelhaney For fuck's sake! I ask you why I should assume an inner voice is Jesus and you can't answer it. That's why you're a waste
— askegg #2643880427 on July 14, 2009
@mmcelhaney I don't give a fuck what "serious scholars" believe - I want to see their reasons for believing it.
— askegg #2643369406 on July 14, 2009
Sometimes shit happens. It's no miracle.
— askegg #2642131910 on July 14, 2009
My God given morality judges him to be a total bastard. Just read wrote he wrote in his book!
— askegg #2610149762 on July 13, 2009
@mmcelhaney Yeah - cause people make shit up.
— askegg #2492365982 on July 5, 2009
@mmcelhaney No shit. There is no god either. Douche.
— askegg #2491596398 on July 5, 2009
@mmcelhaney That's fucking sick. God has a purpose and plan which requires billions to suffer for eternity. What an asshole.
— askegg #2491532094 on July 5, 2009
@mmcelhaney God wanted us to exist and knowingly sent billions to hell. Fuck your god.
— askegg #2491299976 on July 5, 2009
@mmcelhaney Look at the fucking web site for unicorns yourself you lazy bastard.
— askegg #2490845535 on July 5, 2009
@bastardsheep I have just read the first few pages of @raycomfort's. Fuck me, it's bad.
— askegg #2476033915 on July 4, 2009
@mmcelhaney I will bit waste my time with fuck wits who deny their very own holy books. Your blocked.
— askegg #2450969736 on July 3, 2009
@mmcelhaney You're fucking blind. http://bit.ly/3Eez1P
— askegg #2449978944 on July 3, 2009
Home made sticky date pudding for desert. Feel like a fat bastard now.
— askegg #2418004679 on July 1, 2009
@unTheist The other high ranking idiocy is "No one has seen a monkey give birth to a human, or a dog to a cat." Fucking daft. #evolution
— askegg #2397111044 on June 29, 2009
@SeandBlogonaut Don't use tap water - it remembers all the shit it's had in it.
— askegg #2370704148 on June 28, 2009
Shit. MacBook pro won't start. Bad karma from bad mouthing $cientology?
— askegg #2205252459 on June 17, 2009
@NigelHoney Holy shit! It makes your hair fall out!
— askegg #2191231812 on June 16, 2009
@rachelmacalpine Why the silly names? What the fuck is wrong with people?
— askegg #2130834101 on June 12, 2009
#Todaytonight are ripping into a chiropractor who said he could sure cancer. The patient died. Nail the fucker to the wall!
— askegg #2129164638 on June 12, 2009
Where the fuck is there phone number? http://bit.ly/rjqNs #jetstar
— askegg #2110762224 on June 10, 2009
Casting out the gay demon. http://bit.ly/IcANi Honestly, you can't make this shit up.
— askegg #2101972568 on June 10, 2009
@TurboFool Omniscience is a bitch.
— askegg #1965795507 on May 29, 2009
Friendfeed tweets shit me. I dislike having to make two clicks to get to the content I was interested in.
— askegg #1955042491 on May 28, 2009
@Twisty58 Buddhism is technically atheistic. Hinduism is just as bat shit crazy as most other religions. Guess we stick to what we know.
— askegg #1954339414 on May 28, 2009
Sol Trujillo (outgoing Telstra CEO) labels Australia as racist. He would say that - he's a fucking American!
— askegg #1923251855 on May 26, 2009
@robineccles so this idiot says he stands for respect and tollerance, but actively fights against gay rights? Fucking hypocrite.
— askegg #1876671239 on May 21, 2009
Reading section 3 of the ATO PDF and you get the distrinct impression religions are automatically charities. Bollocks! http://is.gd/BE65
— askegg #1858137168 on May 20, 2009
@heidiheartshugs But are they fucking in your seats?
— askegg #1834735915 on May 18, 2009
@chazdrums exactly. Tweet what interests you. If people don't like it - fuck 'em.
— askegg #1824734923 on May 17, 2009
Saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. "Morning" I said. "No, just taking a shit," he replied. (via @AfricanABC)
— askegg #1794936490 on May 14, 2009
We should respect views on creationism as much as we should respect 2+2=5. Some answers are just plain fucking wrong.
— askegg #1794855144 on May 14, 2009
RT @1azylizzie: Christian Propaganda - http://bit.ly/11uwnV <= Fucking scary.
— askegg #1792529702 on May 14, 2009
"Cause that what you're supposed to do with a cow with trapped wind - stab the fucker." ROFL http://bit.ly/mIx4L (via @robineccles)
— askegg #1715204947 on May 6, 2009
