I just counted all the packets they gave me. 26. I have 12 done. They take at least two hours each. Wow FUCK gym.
— ashleydepp #5544594239 2 weeks ago
Fuck this. Emma and I just got back to my house, laying in bed trying to fall asleep.
— ashleydepp #5525720336 2 weeks ago
I need to be ready in a half an hour. To work a 9 hour shift. FUCK. I'm not gonna want to move tonight.
— ashleydepp #5505505113 2 weeks ago
I am disgusted. You have no right to say anything like that about me. Fuck you. You're NEVER here and have no idea. So shut the fuck up.
— ashleydepp #5491567746 2 weeks ago
It's seriously almost impossible to be with my family EVERY fucking day. All day. I never get a break.
— ashleydepp #5465717002 2 weeks ago
I'm seriously always fucking late to watch Vampire Diaries and it's my favorite show. I need a license now so I can leave work ON TIME.
— ashleydepp #5465393493 2 weeks ago
Yeah... I'm getting the Tour. Fuck you Verizon for not getting the iPhone. Or fuck Apple. Either way...
— ashleydepp #5458052284 2 weeks ago
I've been doing really good eating healthy and I ruined it in about five seconds. Fuck.
— ashleydepp #5325668086 3 weeks ago
LOL fucking cool. I love when all my plans ALWAYS get ruined. Guess who's sitting home tomorrow night?
— ashleydepp #5298588252 3 weeks ago
I feel so weird and light headed. Wtf. I'm going to laydown. Lol... Why does shit like this always happen before shows?
— ashleydepp #5298125975 3 weeks ago
OMFG ELLEN! That clown! I would have shit my pants and cried and started freaking out. OMG. Ah.
— ashleydepp #5296854594 3 weeks ago
Every person I fucking know is sick. If I get sick AGAIN I am not going to be a happy camper.
— ashleydepp #5293244993 3 weeks ago
COOL so my dad fucking brings home wendys for my mom and him. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
— ashleydepp #5217922931 3 weeks ago
OMFG YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH. You're not better than everyone else you ignorant cunt.
— ashleydepp #5177312321 on October 26, 2009
This guy was like dancing and shit infront of the car at a red light. It was so creepy!
— ashleydepp #5111781809 on October 23, 2009
Just when I was starting to feel better... I'm getting chills and hot. And I have terrible fucking cramps. :|
— ashleydepp #5062849191 on October 22, 2009
@Shallyy I'M fucking excited! :D we can dance together tonight and forget about shitty ass problems!
— ashleydepp #5023208070 on October 20, 2009
@davecandoit NONONONO! That shit creeps me out. Maybe I would for you though. Maybe.
— ashleydepp #5023192648 on October 20, 2009
@MeggyKubala I feel shitty as well :( I'm going to get drugged up. And with the amount of vitamin c I've been taking I think it's helped.
— ashleydepp #5008896301 on October 19, 2009
Seriously fucking everyone I know is sick. This sucks so bad. I'm afraid we all have swine. I'm going to the doctors wed. to make sure.
— ashleydepp #5008537057 on October 19, 2009
I need to fucking stretch this shirt out. I would wash it but I want the tag on and stuff still.
— ashleydepp #4994582462 on October 19, 2009
How come all cough drops taste like shit?
— ashleydepp #4975175312 on October 18, 2009
YES! I finally found a fucking cardigan online for 15 bucks. :D
— ashleydepp #4957143072 on October 17, 2009
"I've had a bad week with two businesses" NO YOU DON'T WORK FOR THE FUCKING STORE. STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DO. SO AGGRIVATED AT MY MOM.
— ashleydepp #4952957806 on October 17, 2009
We just fucking got everything fixed with a staff meeting concerning payroll and now there is fucking drama again. GOD. It never ends.
— ashleydepp #4947333823 on October 17, 2009
Lol omfg there is so much drama at work we could have a fucking soap opera.
— ashleydepp #4942760448 on October 17, 2009
I hate when you have plans with someone and then they ignore you when they're supposed to pick you up... FUCK I really wanted to go to this.
— ashleydepp #4928941172 on October 16, 2009
FUCK YOU ALT PRESS. I want to hear this god damn song. And of course it doesn't work.
— ashleydepp #4925189788 on October 16, 2009
I'm starting to get sick. Fuck my life. Not before next week. And now I get to work all day. Bye
— ashleydepp #4920212607 on October 16, 2009
@kileysheehan YOU'RE FUCKING COMING?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!??????
— ashleydepp #4848863574 on October 13, 2009
People are fucking afraid to stand on the barricade!
— ashleydepp #4844396081 on October 13, 2009
Dude, fuck this. I need internet. I can't be limited to Blackberry internet that doesn't barely let me look at/do the things I need to.
— ashleydepp #4841335822 on October 13, 2009
@jon_gibbons I don't watch movies like that. Shit like that doesn't interest me at all. Clearly.
— ashleydepp #4825143901 on October 12, 2009
Fuck the fucking illiad. This is the most stupid book EVER written.
— ashleydepp #4824863411 on October 12, 2009
I fucking HATE my arms.
— ashleydepp #4814595875 on October 12, 2009
@xjackie LOL OMFG OUR MOMS WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS. HOLY SHIT.
— ashleydepp #4814403480 on October 12, 2009
Fuck you, track ball.
— ashleydepp #4801713059 on October 11, 2009
I bet any amount of money that Owl City is going... Fucking fail.
— ashleydepp #4787798646 on October 11, 2009
Fucking sitting here crying because I'm reading all the information on the tests I'm getting. I'm fucking terrified.
— ashleydepp #4697603091 on October 7, 2009
Aw, my mom started crying while we were watching my slideshow... And this place is a fucking RIP OFF. I am paying 150 for two pictures...
— ashleydepp #4688794773 on October 7, 2009
@MikeAures <3 I'd enjoy that. Her record came out today fucker. I have a lot more to say.
— ashleydepp #4658650654 on October 6, 2009
Lights is playing unreleased old songs. This is fucking epic. It sucks One Tree Hill is on in five and I'll have to leave!
— ashleydepp #4641426256 on October 5, 2009
http://bit.ly/LNUIC Fuck you. Kristin Stewart is perfect.
— ashleydepp #4614538228 on October 4, 2009
Soooooo gay. I have no idea what's going on tonight. I hate this shit.
— ashleydepp #4589113487 on October 3, 2009
On break. Kayla just made up an amazing hide and seek song. She needs to get this shit copy written.
— ashleydepp #4583232254 on October 3, 2009
paid for last week... Are you fucking serious?
— ashleydepp #4567372725 on October 2, 2009
FUCK. I left my charger at work. I hope I can find my computer charger!
— ashleydepp #4513076231 on September 30, 2009
FUCKING BARNACLE BOY. That made me laugh harder than anything in the world.
— ashleydepp #4408153187 on September 26, 2009
Bahahahahaha! These stupid fucking pot hole/grates on main street!
— ashleydepp #4404272176 on September 26, 2009