RT @jungbow: Holy shit!! RT @Mike_Thiel: Escolade in sink hole outside the East Sider. http://twitpic.com/27poaj
— amykant #19297812757 1 week ago
It smells like someone took a shit in the 5th ward.
— amykant #18395131588 3 weeks ago
@hawtwife are you sure? won't you get cold out there and be longing for a long-sleeved shit? LMAO
— amykant #18041500112 3 weeks ago
You're just now figuring that out?RT @krittabug: Holy shit I love Muse. Officially.-
— amykant #18000592315 3 weeks ago
shit. 13 days til napa. #holdme
— amykant #17832086602 on July 5, 2010
@edcetera seriously? that is pretty messed up. you would have just assumed that my dog took a shit IN augie and sara? lmao
— amykant #17387283707 on June 29, 2010
RT @beepthedog: i've learned from my source on the inside, that @agustinsantiago found my shit while barefoot. #rockon #thatsenoughbeep
— amykant #17386303865 on June 29, 2010
RT @beepthedog: dang it. @augustinsantiago found the shit I took when I ran off from the living room. To be fair, I warned him.
— amykant #17386293889 on June 29, 2010
@dwilde shit. No tv in the basement.
— amykant #16740492368 on June 21, 2010
shit. i forgot to charge my garmin.
— amykant #16614880083 on June 20, 2010
@Mserita oh i love lucky lius.... shit now i'm gonna have to get bourbon chicken. kthxbai
— amykant #14581760382 on May 23, 2010
Was only female at a party... guys apologized they didn't have wine coolers. Me: un excuse me, where's the keg? I don't drink that shit
— amykant #14520890056 on May 22, 2010
i am awake. coffee is brewing. I slept like shit. you've been warned #rockathon
— amykant #14086888218 on May 16, 2010
oh fuck. now i feel guilty. going for a late night bike ride. I blame @dailymile.
— amykant #13642961809 on May 8, 2010
In 77 days, I'll be crawling across the finish line at the Wine Country Half Marathon. Shit. Hold me.
— amykant #13268022321 on May 2, 2010
@simplytwisted lol just saw your convo. BASTARD
— amykant #3171327185 on August 6, 2009
Parents told me to go see gizmo then come down. At the animal hospital now. Shit today sucks
— amykant #2072386339 on June 7, 2009
RT @themosey @joshjs You are IE6's bitch.
— amykant #1280934467 on March 4, 2009
Shit. Blew a tire on i94
— amykant #1231169021 on February 20, 2009
@geekers cuz i am a cheap bastard. www.megabus.com got my chi-mke ticket for $1
— amykant #1085842882 on December 30, 2008
Don't know what part of the big champaign sign I didn't understand. Shit this bus is making me stupid
— amykant #1079749754 on December 26, 2008
@hollymccaig make sure that shit is clean when i get there. that means you, grams
— amykant #1072817709 on December 22, 2008
@hollymccaig oh yeah. i already know the shit won't get there in time for people out of state. lol. awesome.
— amykant #1070005149 on December 20, 2008
@hollymccaig fat bastard stole your mojo
— amykant #1067387977 on December 19, 2008
@hollymccaig bastard
— amykant #1065445855 on December 18, 2008
is exhausted and will be waking up in less than 4 hours. shit.
— amykant #997287788 on November 9, 2008