This week (last night?) just caught up with me in the form of a four hour nap. Let's see what time I fucking fall asleep for real tonight.
— alphabetagaga #5911615522 2 hours ago
Just had an awesome dinner with my cousin. Exchanged a lot of important news all at once, like two simultaneous brain dumps. Holy shit!
— alphabetagaga #5846741244 2 days ago
And now they're dribbling a basketball. If I get hit in the head, I'm breaking shit.
— alphabetagaga #5843198978 2 days ago
Being stuck on the bridge fucking sucks. I'm about to throw something.
— alphabetagaga #5840527325 2 days ago
My phone is suddenly claiming that MP3s are not a supported file format. What the fuck?!
— alphabetagaga #5840109974 2 days ago
@GigConnection That was the best they could do? Shit.
— alphabetagaga #5590067094 2 weeks ago
Looks like shit but fuck it, I'm tweeting it anyway. View from the Skydeck! http://mypict.me/1o3nP
— alphabetagaga #5518470416 2 weeks ago
I fucking hate late night television. I love the Golden Girls, though.
— alphabetagaga #5500746375 2 weeks ago
Weezer is my other Snow Patrol in terms of BANDS I KEEP MISSING LIVE. Fuck!
— alphabetagaga #5331226500 3 weeks ago
@koolaidfree That's so disgusting. I'm not understanding this list shit, either.
— alphabetagaga #5318504580 3 weeks ago
Oh, wow. Just because I don't have a penis doesn't mean you need to talk to me like a 12 year old. Go fuck yourself.
— alphabetagaga #5296007966 3 weeks ago
It's raining and getting dark. Turn on your fucking lights and use a turn signal.
— alphabetagaga #5211950418 3 weeks ago
If only I had the cash. FUCK! http://bit.ly/1eRxLz
— alphabetagaga #5207954067 on October 27, 2009
Fuck fuck fuck fuck overslept FUCK
— alphabetagaga #5198731767 on October 27, 2009
@lovefromcaity WHAT THE FUCK
— alphabetagaga #5184167225 on October 26, 2009
@lovefromcaity Uh...I just set a new record with my sleep belt. 21 hours, what the fuck?!
— alphabetagaga #5176064932 on October 26, 2009
UGH, FUCK BILLS. Also, I feel dumber for having overheard this conversation.
— alphabetagaga #4845101641 on October 13, 2009
I was stone cold sober last night but I woke up with a headache anyway. What the fuck?
— alphabetagaga #4787632456 on October 11, 2009
I actually shouted, "The south has risen!" at a bar once with aforementioned accent. Was really fucked up. I was in pain whole day after.
— alphabetagaga #4772804463 on October 10, 2009
Oh, and again. FUCK YOU, CHASE.
— alphabetagaga #4711980450 on October 8, 2009
Sore throat. Fuck.
— alphabetagaga #4703127657 on October 8, 2009
@ouzelum Seriously. It's fucking nuts out here today.
— alphabetagaga #4689527549 on October 7, 2009
@shawnryan What shit was that cabbie smoking?
— alphabetagaga #4682693369 on October 7, 2009
@sarafine YEAH, what the hell is that shit?!
— alphabetagaga #4614810621 on October 4, 2009
