@MatthewKlekner yeah. robin hood is fucked. 120 if it's lucky.
— alonelikmacauly #10748127538 20 hours ago
@headgeek666 exactly. poor jacob. shit on/used by bella. + edward's suicide plan is most pussy thing ever. real men chop off own heads.
— alonelikmacauly #10649276103 3 days ago
@houx lynch shit talks ELEPHANT MAN?
— alonelikmacauly #10604824253 4 days ago
@rdvelvetcupcake i also wanted amanda seyfried to beat the shit out miley when they presented...but alas, did not happen.
— alonelikmacauly #10159836586 2 weeks ago
there is justice. fuck you up in the air.
— alonelikmacauly #10150312755 2 weeks ago
@bdgrabinski i had that shit too!
— alonelikmacauly #9997001689 2 weeks ago
@alisakasmer http://stereogum.com/286791/hole-skinny-little-bitch/mp3s/
— alonelikmacauly #9944439236 2 weeks ago
@MatthewKlekner until shit like gilligan's island stops making money.
— alonelikmacauly #9910264637 3 weeks ago
@MatthewKlekner because studios are owned by parent companies who don't give a shit except for the bottom line, nothing will change...
— alonelikmacauly #9910253779 3 weeks ago
@devincf and that is why i barely ever go to the arclight. seriously. fuck that.
— alonelikmacauly #9753868582 3 weeks ago
@Laiteux i deserve it. i need rehab or some shit. put me in an orange jumper and make me do roadwork. it's the only way.
— alonelikmacauly #9653385493 3 weeks ago
@Laiteux i knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. it's terrible. i'm like a fucking crackhead. i know it's bad, yet i keep puttin that shit in the spoon.
— alonelikmacauly #9653304690 3 weeks ago
@MatthewKlekner oh, fuck. that sucks.
— alonelikmacauly #9598898392 3 weeks ago
"you're practically impossible to insult. all the normal shit, like saying you listen to justin bieber to girls wouldn't bother u cuz u do".
— alonelikmacauly #9598847994 3 weeks ago
another great forgotten band. not ali/aj shit. promise. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HZfuCisTz8
— alonelikmacauly #9561219131 on February 23, 2010
i'm gonna be honest, i like tweeting this shit. it brings you guys in on my pain.
— alonelikmacauly #9559664993 on February 23, 2010
@DrewAtHitFix it's because i was so terribly excited while typing it. grammar takes a back seat to shit on the face.
— alonelikmacauly #9362916629 on February 19, 2010
@DrewAtHitFix it's where you shit on the face and that paint their feces with your weener. right @ericvespe ?
— alonelikmacauly #9362621711 on February 19, 2010
@devincf @bdgrabinski agree with this. when i had a ps3, they tried to sell me $80 shit. very finite diff. went to target and got for $12.
— alonelikmacauly #9203094329 on February 16, 2010
@EricVespe @aaron_morgan there's so many. it's fucking ridiculous. it's like they just whack as peeps flip by. exhibitionists dream i guess.
— alonelikmacauly #9078303520 on February 13, 2010
@_iheartzombies i believe you. i saw some crazy shit. the site is addicting though.
— alonelikmacauly #9076518541 on February 13, 2010
aw, fuck it. normal disclaimer of there being a logical, normal reason for all of these follows.
— alonelikmacauly #9027915767 on February 12, 2010
@MatthewKlekner they buckle down and give us shit. can't wait for us to break through 70's filmmaker style and tear down the walls.
— alonelikmacauly #8930568076 on February 10, 2010
@MatthewKlekner if shit wasn't 100mil a movie, we wouldn't be stuck with movies based off soda's and t shirts.
— alonelikmacauly #8930327175 on February 10, 2010
@MatthewKlekner agreed. more than now it's easier than ever to target audiences. make shit cheap that people want to see.
— alonelikmacauly #8930308811 on February 10, 2010
@headgeek666 plenty of rest makes it heal better! shit is still lingering and I only have 3 days meds left.
— alonelikmacauly #8786669943 on February 7, 2010
@kbiegel aw thanks, man. I totally would but im trying to lay low so I can shake this lingering ear shit.
— alonelikmacauly #8786311153 on February 7, 2010
@houx PARENTHOOD RULES. CYNICAL BITCH.
— alonelikmacauly #8746463379 on February 6, 2010
...1997 (over SW) and on right...usa clipping from yesterday when AVATAR officially passed TITANIC to become #1. Geeky shit, but i love it.
— alonelikmacauly #8659891617 on February 4, 2010
@headgeek666 german cake? fuck you.
— alonelikmacauly #8426743011 on January 30, 2010
@devincf but yes, i hope he's just being full of shit again.
— alonelikmacauly #8182962367 on January 25, 2010
@houx was being bandied about. same shit, different day i guess.
— alonelikmacauly #8166061350 on January 24, 2010
@houx i just read my titanic news clipping for when it broke the record (nerd) and all the same shit (inflation, ticket sales, gone wind)...
— alonelikmacauly #8166054897 on January 24, 2010
@kbiegel fuck stupid every sec of 30 rock. except julliane moore's boston accent. it rules.
— alonelikmacauly #8058962462 on January 21, 2010
@bdgrabinski @headgeek666 oh shit. ALL FLIGHTS CANCELLED out of las vegas for the day. poor @devincf
— alonelikmacauly #8043472914 on January 21, 2010
@Aaron_Morgan AW SHIT. MAN HUGS LEAD TO MEN ON RUGS. GET DOWN THERE AND SHOW ME WHAT U WORKIN WITH.
— alonelikmacauly #7974881404 on January 19, 2010
@RyeGuyLA is kimmel giving him shit?
— alonelikmacauly #7775818220 on January 14, 2010
a mannequin remake? i'm not even offended at this point. just sad. why must our chosen professions fuck us so?
— alonelikmacauly #7530693586 on January 8, 2010
@kbiegel I watch both shows on hulu, bitch.
— alonelikmacauly #7249048757 on December 31, 2009
@devincf agreed for the most part. but shit. nearly EVERY SINGLE kids movie makes some cash. this just bombed. even hipsters didn't support.
— alonelikmacauly #7101651129 on December 27, 2009
@ericvespe to feel safer? the dude was basically on the no fly list, had needles and shit strapped to him. and still got thru security.
— alonelikmacauly #7075554575 on December 26, 2009
@houx and i'm sure some of your heros have just as shitty backstories.
— alonelikmacauly #7012906394 on December 24, 2009
@houx the whole thing is about caring about the world around you. how we treat other people. beings. ie:shitty. hence crippled.
— alonelikmacauly #7012837051 on December 24, 2009
@bdgrabinski you have a good point about the press creating the narrative. shitty article after shitty article for months...
— alonelikmacauly #7012011354 on December 24, 2009
@indiepixie animal collective is such shit.
— alonelikmacauly #6902219483 on December 21, 2009
@newbeverly you did? shit. *bows head in shame*
— alonelikmacauly #6741507605 on December 16, 2009
@FuMikechu yep. shit's always going down there.
— alonelikmacauly #6686129203 on December 14, 2009
except @kbiegel . fuck him. he kills puppies and hates pop tarts.
— alonelikmacauly #6674431326 on December 14, 2009
crazy trying to explain why I was in town, I also had old flight shit from old flights in my bag. plus all sorts of other humilating shit...
— alonelikmacauly #6661716992 on December 14, 2009