his stab wounds aren't fucking deep enough, .. he isn't dead yet. ..
— allieasshole #5817991517 3 days ago
@j0sephpatrick fucked up my afternoon plans.. I'm home all day with nothing to do... who wants to hang out ??
— allieasshole #5807112908 3 days ago
Napoleon Dynamite reminds me of Reset .. Effren used the money from that movie to throw a fucking bomb ass rave. .. @pandorabjj remember?
— allieasshole #5757874439 5 days ago
@niknasty your a stupid fucking bitch. .. imma call you up right now. I need you to moan for me.
— allieasshole #5699709417 1 week ago
FUCK! haha. I thought that ther was a deeper to the john scott stickers.. .it was a snipe marketer, I feel somewhat jipped.
— allieasshole #5698173658 1 week ago
http://twitpic.com/paho1 - Amen sistah aka fuck rush hour traffic on the 10
— allieasshole #5665459087 1 week ago
Damn, precious was a fucked up ass tm movie.. The man next to me was crying #getthisfoolatissue
— allieasshole #5664008557 1 week ago
Fuck Tonight #bunk Seriously. .. not worth the trouble. .. Goodnight everyone.
— allieasshole #5614419269 1 week ago
oh em gee ive never seen dance so crowded in my life!! This jager is making me fuzzy . Fuck the security here
— allieasshole #5613355266 1 week ago
http://twitpic.com/otblv - This bitch says it makess you coochie tingle
— allieasshole #5543418073 2 weeks ago
fuck everyones tweets where they showcase a glamourous social life... the next three 5a.m's are work mornings :(
— allieasshole #5505658520 2 weeks ago
melo is pretty fucking dramatic. whenever I have so much to say, it closes it kicks me repeatedly and shuts its doors.
— allieasshole #4527195735 on October 1, 2009
Spending the evening downloading my music collection from scratch PART THREE. FUCK. lost everything again. Modest mouse is third on the list
— allieasshole #4514756151 on September 30, 2009
already fucked up my new phone... dropped it once, and now it's doing it's own thing. :( Im going to sleep. This saturday is not cute.
— allieasshole #4402275444 on September 26, 2009
i wish i could clone and marry myself ..fuck the bs! Id marry me in a heartbeat.. Make the whole ordeal gone.
— allieasshole #4377903996 on September 25, 2009
http://twitpic.com/iwg7o - Memories to cheer up a fucked evening
— allieasshole #4332680717 on September 23, 2009
I feel like vomiting. SERIO. I feel fucking nastt.
— allieasshole #2439136049 on July 2, 2009
@hahajeremy idk what the fuck happened.. I was still drunk when I left. I'm really sorry I just took off like that.
— allieasshole #2439121095 on July 2, 2009
@J0sephPatrick .. Fuck The Bullshit Puta. .. Bring me along :) I'll make nice with the other ladies. <33 I'll refrain from acting ?weird? Ha
— allieasshole #2380317950 on June 28, 2009
ON MY WAY TO VENICE WITH @DANNYBEAT !! Fuck sitting at home doing nothing. <33
— allieasshole #2375580547 on June 28, 2009
Meet up with me i need to be out!! fuck being home. +0 allie +0
— allieasshole #2374409942 on June 28, 2009
Our twittering is causing a trafficjam. fuck it!! +0 allie +0
— allieasshole #2355528711 on June 27, 2009
I FUCKING LOVE MODEST MOUSE. IDGAF. it's just one of those things you share with no one but love so much.
— allieasshole #1683134607 on May 2, 2009
ever feel like you stepped in a pile of shit, in a situation where you couldn't wipe your shoe? life is kinda like that at the moment
— allieasshole #1672612229 on May 1, 2009
@tomdelonge tried signing up for modlife... Fuck the passwords they expect you to come up with.
— allieasshole #1649401058 on April 29, 2009
why do pringles taste like shit but have a bomb aftertaste?
— allieasshole #1633794680 on April 27, 2009
Woke up. Wait, Going back to sleep. .. fuck today. work at 11.
— allieasshole #1620942508 on April 26, 2009
Exhausted as fuck. Same thing tomorrow. I hope they fix the register or i'm walking out.
— allieasshole #1618168839 on April 25, 2009
working 11 to 8. Entertain me. I'm poppin pills today ... fuck all the drama.
— allieasshole #1613595486 on April 25, 2009
at work two hours early due to unreliable metro schedule. Here til 8 ..fuck my life.
— allieasshole #1605314326 on April 24, 2009
http://www.smouch.net/lol/ This Bitch is suchhhhh a coke whore.
— allieasshole #1586104044 on April 22, 2009
Watching Forrest Gump. .. I'm over this fucking heat.
— allieasshole #1571479839 on April 20, 2009
I can hear my neighbors fucking :( EW.
— allieasshole #1533349963 on April 16, 2009
Melody is bringing Me meds right now, I can't sleep im in so much fucking pain.
— allieasshole #1524344591 on April 15, 2009
is thankful to have a friend like melody..despite all drama she comes through. Im really sick and she is bringing me medss. Fuck insurance.
— allieasshole #1523130179 on April 14, 2009
my brother and sister are having a Repo! singalong. I'm taking their liquor and hiding . Fuck this mess.
— allieasshole #1513713660 on April 13, 2009
