@lwcavallucci that's assault he needs to go to juvie!!! Rat bastard!!
— alisonwaring #5835935406 2 days ago
@lwcavallucci I'm a cheap bastard :0)
— alisonwaring #5670527706 1 week ago
@Roseyland uh yes. I swear if ever do see him he's getting a good bitch slap.
— alisonwaring #5189622127 on October 26, 2009
I'm watching stormchashers. So I see that Sean is still a whiney ass little bitch.
— alisonwaring #5189401317 on October 26, 2009
Baconbits has taken to laying in awkward positions in my lap thus ensuring that he'll wake if I try to put him in bed. Cheeky bastard.
— alisonwaring #4823339329 on October 12, 2009
I shouldve warned y'all @burniebacon is a manhoor & general shit disturber. Sorry @j_sol & @TabMcCausland
— alisonwaring #4300685319 on September 22, 2009
@StefBarron I checked out like 10 books from the library. Found stitch n bitch most helpful so I bought it :0) it's pretty amusing too.
— alisonwaring #3246258205 on August 11, 2009
And now thanks to Rescue Me's reference of a "shit turducken". Methinks I'll pass on turducken this thanksgiving.
— alisonwaring #1866462798 on May 20, 2009
@teresa_michele I think the 2nd stitch & bitch book has a pattern for yoga mats.
— alisonwaring #1864943232 on May 20, 2009
We just passed a whataburger. Bastard of a dad refused to stop. I mean ge'ez not like he's driving a huge RV that's hard to park.
— alisonwaring #1681447170 on May 2, 2009
@hollymccaig stitch n' bitch book best ever and funny! I learned from it and am going to pick up the happy hooker for crocheting. :0)
— alisonwaring #1547546099 on April 17, 2009
Edward's kinda a whiney bitch in the movie Twilight.
— alisonwaring #1251675986 on February 25, 2009
@danarap12 K I'll forward to you. We can go together. And by go together I mean bitch about working out 2x a week for 30 minutes.
— alisonwaring #1171017353 on February 2, 2009
@amykant addiction: You hear bird outside and wonder who's the lucky bastard with WiFi checking their tweetfeed.
— alisonwaring #1106191873 on January 8, 2009
