Oh, I'm feeling better now. But still save your thanksgiving shit and keep it to yourself
— TrueHefner #6088803849 on November 26, 2009
"Now where's the SHIT?" "The shit? Don't worry. You'll get the shit. You'll be KNEE-DEEP in the shit!!!"
— TrueHefner #6024238975 on November 24, 2009
@MJBthaMVP hell yeah. A woman would drag that shit out for days
— TrueHefner #6023777465 on November 24, 2009
This day is going from bad to worse. The fuck man, the fuck!?!
— TrueHefner #6022271384 on November 24, 2009
I agree w/this. Fuck the rest, if I'm rich idgaf about you! RT @MJBthaMVP: @TrueHefner Money
— TrueHefner #5829935840 on November 18, 2009
Wishing fucking thinking! Good to HOPE tho. Lol RT @NYambition1922: @GsusShuttlez yes they r...I just hope they beat the Lakers
— TrueHefner #5817892676 on November 17, 2009
@DaTcHiCk_ShAsS lol...fuck em!!!
— TrueHefner #5817159262 on November 17, 2009
I want that ho, I want THAT bitch!!!
— TrueHefner #5813742641 on November 17, 2009
@GsusShuttlez I ain't getting nobody shit!
— TrueHefner #5812019333 on November 17, 2009
Women: I give y'all the most credit in the world! Y'all have babies AND deal w/us men! Kudos ladies, ku-fucking-dos.
— TrueHefner #5784704938 on November 16, 2009
I never fucked anybody over in my life that didn't have it coming to them. #realshit
— TrueHefner #5779556615 on November 16, 2009
@MJBthaMVP oh yeah bruh. He's a better boxer. The wild shit don't fly w/Floyd
— TrueHefner #5729778455 on November 14, 2009
@JuJuBeanz15 I hope so bruh. Mayweather will let Pacquaio throw that wild shit tho and just counter
— TrueHefner #5729274695 on November 14, 2009
@ItsMacB I know niggas that could get it...don't trust my job tho. They'll be on some random test shit
— TrueHefner #5669864482 on November 12, 2009
@quilaflare why? I'm just gonna let them fuck around, I'll see them in one of them HIV infomercials in a few months
— TrueHefner #5636585840 on November 11, 2009
I hate listening to people who don't know shit about basketball. It's a 82 game season, if a team loses 1 game to a bum squad, SO WHAT?
— TrueHefner #5633045836 on November 11, 2009
Doesn't Burger King have a $1 double cheeseburger? Please answer this quickly because I'm hungry as shit!
— TrueHefner #5607095240 on November 10, 2009
My Damn! This was the knockout blow right here RT @myfabolouslife: #Somayareeceis a two star bitch
— TrueHefner #5581871716 on November 9, 2009
I'm the opposite of sleepy but don't feel like moving to do shit!
— TrueHefner #5581501871 on November 9, 2009
On the flipside, another "homeboy" said, "Trap don't fuck w/us since he got that college diploma" #huh?
— TrueHefner #5578499281 on November 9, 2009
Courtesy of Common Sense-"Bitch you should do it for the love like Ray J!" Instant panty dropper
— TrueHefner #5578218298 on November 9, 2009
@Dollista I fucks w/the multicolored hair 1's, they ghetto and easy to fuck. #justbeingreal
— TrueHefner #5577611853 on November 9, 2009
@quilaflare and I quote, "I hate when people fucking RT me" (The "fucking" was added for emphasis)
— TrueHefner #5577581257 on November 9, 2009
Cause I wanna fuck her!
— TrueHefner #5574501640 on November 9, 2009
Me too! That's a given RT @MJBthaMVP: @TrueHefner I won't fuck with a girl if she used to talk to my boy...Like really dealt with him...
— TrueHefner #5573172389 on November 9, 2009
And no, I have not been done wrong, just some shit I thought about...#okbye
— TrueHefner #5235425586 on October 28, 2009
And why are y'all against sex for $? You want a man to buy food, flowers, and all that bs on a date just for him to fuck?
— TrueHefner #5234966477 on October 28, 2009
@KemDotLifer yo I was thinking the same shit...too lazy to tweet it tho
— TrueHefner #5058125715 on October 21, 2009
Lmao!! RT @kangdangalang: @TrueHefner fuck the wrld is my assignment and I promise u gone feel me like blind men
— TrueHefner #5058105235 on October 21, 2009
My homeboy: "Y you gotta pick the best team on 2K10?" Me: "Cause that's my team you BITCH!" Lakers all day!
— TrueHefner #5009393758 on October 19, 2009
Now I see, that the wonders of the ocean. Is spread eagle in front of me. Your twat, feels my mouth w/love and I've learned (cont)
— TrueHefner #5007400273 on October 19, 2009
The fucking fuck? VT can't stop GT for shit! This shit is killing me
— TrueHefner #4954938930 on October 17, 2009
Hell I wanted Va Tech offense to show but I didn't want their defense to stay in the FUCKING locker room!!!!
— TrueHefner #4954167215 on October 17, 2009
This shit is good! Can't wait to get the book
— TrueHefner #4931750320 on October 16, 2009
@Dollista 79 times?!?! The fuck?
— TrueHefner #4930690453 on October 16, 2009
I hate that fucking word! RT @ohsoKole: #textthatgetnoreply "what's poppington?" #blankFCKINstare
— TrueHefner #4924752635 on October 16, 2009
#textthatgetnoreply "Who you fucking?!?!"
— TrueHefner #4924130244 on October 16, 2009
The Best! RT @DutchboyVa: #textthatgetnoreply "im tryin to Fuck"...... ** picks up phone and calls to confirm im on the way**
— TrueHefner #4923912246 on October 16, 2009
I'm ready to crush this chicken and broccoli casserole! And I'm talking to y'all tonight twitter. Real shit tho, no sex. Ok, mayb a lil sex!
— TrueHefner #4879387608 on October 14, 2009
Money or power? Which 1 would you prefer? I'm talking about the type of power money can't buy & money you can't fuck up!
— TrueHefner #4869613780 on October 14, 2009
Fuck high ankle sprains! I wouldn't wish this on the Real Desperate Hoes of Twitter!
— TrueHefner #4796399720 on October 11, 2009
That food was not worth me missing the 1st batch of football games! Fucking pissed and STILL hungry!
— TrueHefner #4790257643 on October 11, 2009
So she say's "gtfoh! When and who?" I couldn't do shit but laugh. Like she has a chance. Told her I wasn't tho. She said "that's not funny"
— TrueHefner #4747941487 on October 9, 2009
Oh shit!!! Chris Brown's "Forever"!!!
— TrueHefner #4723606347 on October 8, 2009
@cindielu oh shit...well go get her
— TrueHefner #4720700858 on October 8, 2009
@SUMMERWALKER that Eamon song "Fuck it!" and Ludacris' "Ho"
— TrueHefner #4664319008 on October 6, 2009
The fuck man...the fuck!
— TrueHefner #4663161684 on October 6, 2009
And he stayed? That nigga gay! RT @kisschanel: Lemme fuck your ass.
— TrueHefner #4617860323 on October 4, 2009
@Becky_YummPow huh? The hell? I ain't do shit!
— TrueHefner #4617126637 on October 4, 2009
