http://twitpic.com/pyeyo - Holy shit. Look what Steven got for me a Big Lots today. 12 teen sex comedys for 6 bucks!!!!! Score!!!
— TexMassacre #5818870036 3 days ago
@BrianWCollins what the fuck is Re-Animator? Some bullshit Disney documentary?
— TexMassacre #5786498271 4 days ago
Thanx 2 this wicked fucking cold, I will not be headed to the M.I.F.F. 2nite for 2:22 . Wish @StevenShea and @TaraLightfoot good luck!
— TexMassacre #5691142662 1 week ago
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Check out this Resident Evil game trailer! http://tinyurl.com/yzldsle
— TexMassacre #5658628502 1 week ago
would like to tell the U.S. Cenus bureau to to kindly go and FUCK themselves!
— TexMassacre #5657492177 1 week ago
...needs to get his shit together!
— TexMassacre #5656397968 1 week ago
http://twitpic.com/oan4g - Dude look at all the free drinks you get with this badges. I'm gonna be fucked up!!!!
— TexMassacre #5433822128 2 weeks ago
at 57 west. cryptidz is the shznit. hanging with tim and rob. sauced. ryan came out. fuck you all. happy halloween. (via @CTPreda)
— TexMassacre #5305641004 3 weeks ago
Yeah I just mutherfucking sang Mother to all these beautiful bastards. Green Hell forever. Fuck you all!!! Fiend for life!!!
— TexMassacre #5305129562 3 weeks ago
Wow. Parking at the Plaza garage is seriously fucked up.
— TexMassacre #5271990285 3 weeks ago
Whatever company sent a package to my house via DHL (Signature required). I didn't get your shit 'cause I don't sit at home waiting for it.
— TexMassacre #5175885745 on October 26, 2009
Fuck flying. Everytime a plane lays-over the manage to fuck something up!!!
— TexMassacre #5129473137 on October 24, 2009
- @williambgoss Quote of the day: "Sounds like your week got fucked more than you did." http://myloc.me/1a1yO (via @DavidHarley)
— TexMassacre #5114583023 on October 23, 2009
Wow. Human Centipede is all kinds of fucked up!!!
— TexMassacre #5025491951 on October 20, 2009
Watching House of the Devil right now. 6 minutes in and this film is already fucking epic!
— TexMassacre #4997958165 on October 19, 2009
@alisonwaring fuck yeah
— TexMassacre #4973161523 on October 18, 2009
http://twitpic.com/lz6mp - This is about a fifith of the inside of Amoeba Music on Sunset. Fuck the Virgin Megastore.
— TexMassacre #4958497807 on October 17, 2009
http://twitpic.com/lyd6s - Double-Double. Animal style bitch!!!!!!
— TexMassacre #4955095204 on October 17, 2009
DAMN IT! Captain Lou Albano died while I was at lunch! I'm gonna put rubber bands in my beard RIGHT FUCKING NOW! RIP Brotha!
— TexMassacre #4867077629 on October 14, 2009
Seriously...this "guy" has written other reviews. The site that posted this should be FUCKING EMBARRASSED!!! WTF is wrong with you?
— TexMassacre #4838961428 on October 13, 2009
Have U seen the full 108 song soundtrack listing for "Brutal Legend". Nitro & Savatage are on there! Holy shit-balls!!!
— TexMassacre #4816802635 on October 12, 2009
the heat index is 97 outside. It's October 7th. I feel like shit! That is all...
— TexMassacre #4688459536 on October 7, 2009
the head index is 97 outside. It's October 7th. I feel like shit! That is all...
— TexMassacre #4688452875 on October 7, 2009
@alisonwaring IDK...I've posted shit from there B4!
— TexMassacre #4633380530 on October 5, 2009
sorry no tweets today. I misplaced my phone! You all probably thought I died or some shit! :P
— TexMassacre #4618376277 on October 4, 2009
1st shift in the Containment scare zone. We scared the shit outta some people!! Awesome!!!
— TexMassacre #4568091928 on October 2, 2009
http://twitpic.com/jyrl7 - Something bit the shit outta me on the set of "Zellwood" last night. My wrist is super swollen & sore
— TexMassacre #4556398343 on October 2, 2009
World domination has begun. Tim is very fucking happy right now!
— TexMassacre #4513627548 on September 30, 2009
just looked @ the Nielsen ratings for 09/21 - 09/27. Happy to report I don't watch a single shitty show in the Top 20! Who are you people?
— TexMassacre #4506830186 on September 30, 2009
@swhitney1984 who are you calling a BITCH? "My name is Horace!"
— TexMassacre #4503516037 on September 30, 2009
@JohnnyHorror30 yeah...they've been fucking all kinds of shit up since they switched PR companies.
— TexMassacre #4486775719 on September 29, 2009
ZOMBIELAND - 2nd viewing! Just as good as the 1st time! See it again!!! I think I might actually pay to see this fucker. Quote me Sony!!
— TexMassacre #4486348878 on September 29, 2009
Line for Zombieland is pretty fucking big.
— TexMassacre #4481545055 on September 29, 2009
@Aaron_Morgan I fucking loved that show. The Third Eye ruled on Nickelodeon back in the day!!!'
— TexMassacre #4405372195 on September 26, 2009
Watching Neil Young live in concert. No one plays guitar like Neil Fucking Young. It's like the guitar is just bleeding music!
— TexMassacre #4387791935 on September 26, 2009
@HeatherHorror You musta missed my "Oprah should just fucking die" tweet the other day.
— TexMassacre #4351230429 on September 24, 2009
can't possible still be a hour before lunch. FUCK!
— TexMassacre #4343475314 on September 24, 2009
@GWMonster that's how I felt when I severed that tendon in my finger. They shoulda just cut the fucker right off!
— TexMassacre #4321267566 on September 23, 2009
@GWMonster I agree losing Fuller "twice" really fucked this show.
— TexMassacre #4296469624 on September 22, 2009
I hate my fucking laptop!!!
— TexMassacre #4161446004 on September 21, 2009
Is stressed out beyond belief! Seriously!!!! BEYOND FUCKING BELIEF!!!!
— TexMassacre #4149337241 on September 21, 2009
2:22 @ SITGES!!! Hell fuck yea!!! http://bit.ly/4skDqz
— TexMassacre #4147874699 on September 21, 2009
Not watching the Emmys but refreshing IMDB homepage tells me the winners. So far...they're all lame as fuck. So...not missing anything.
— TexMassacre #4136879404 on September 20, 2009
A special Follow Friday to @EmpyreanBand (Buy their CD!) and to @TerriblyOdd (buy his art).........I own shit by both of 'em! They're cool!
— TexMassacre #4085086972 on September 18, 2009
Caught up on Biggest Loser, Top Chef, Bones and Vampire Diaries...now it's back to work. Gotta watch Office, Survivor and other shit later.
— TexMassacre #4069696307 on September 17, 2009
@BrianWCollins hahaha. I tired for weeks to get into that show....before I just said Fuck it...it's not even a little funny.
— TexMassacre #4062842064 on September 17, 2009
Zombieland is the greatest fucking zombie movie EVER!!!!!
— TexMassacre #4043047803 on September 16, 2009
@TrapperJohn1210 seriously, thought I'd hate it, but I kinda liked it. Maybe after the last 5 shitty theatrical flicks I'm feeling generous
— TexMassacre #4007432301 on September 15, 2009
@shannon_robles seriously, thought I'd hate it, but I kinda liked it. Maybe after the last 5 shitty theatrical flicks, I'm feeling generous
— TexMassacre #4007418960 on September 15, 2009
