Leaving in a few minutes to celebrate with raw fish and video games , the day that @davidharley was birthed into this fucked up world!
— TexMassacre #22925765862 2 days ago
Driving home listening to Johnny fucking Thunders. The weekend has begun.
— TexMassacre #22826207215 3 days ago
left my phone in my friends car....AT THE AIRPORT! Fuck....don't call or text me until late tomorrow!!!!
— TexMassacre #22722705480 5 days ago
Dude...Piranha is kinda fucking amazing. Terrible and pure genius in equal measure!!!
— TexMassacre #22045810293 2 weeks ago
U know. I can't believe it, but, the new Danzig album is actually pretty fucking good. What happened???
— TexMassacre #21924522432 2 weeks ago
watched COP OUT last night. Want to congratulate Kevin Smith on making a comedy that never made me laugh ONE FUCKING TIME!
— TexMassacre #21484503137 3 weeks ago
Yeah so fucking Paul bowls 182 in his warm up round!!!
— TexMassacre #21364799252 3 weeks ago
Aw shit...Dragon Tattoo remake just took a turn for the worse. Rooney Mara cast as Lisbeth...did they see the ELM ST remake???? Ugh...
— TexMassacre #21334420250 3 weeks ago
@ xdubyahx @DavidHarley: FUCKING AMAZING! My head is actually filled with pin-up girls!
— TexMassacre #21186299059 3 weeks ago
2 servings of The Green Fairy and I'm sure I know why Van Gogh cut shit off!!!
— TexMassacre #21112167065 3 weeks ago
@williambgoss yeah...it's pretty fucking bad. you should watch it.
— TexMassacre #20902657488 on August 11, 2010
I feel like shit.
— TexMassacre #20726840911 on August 9, 2010
Dear RealRadio 104.1. When did ur Sunday afternoon retro alternative programming start fucking blowing???
— TexMassacre #20644291948 on August 8, 2010
My Lif with the Thrill Kill Kult are playing and I shit u not it's like Resurrection, circa 1995, up in this bitch.
— TexMassacre #20354325489 on August 4, 2010
yeah this is how we roll. LORDS OF ACID. ALL ACCESS PASS bitch!!!! http://twitpic.com/2boan7
— TexMassacre #20348187595 on August 4, 2010
Not really a fan of Avenged Sevenfold but this song "Nightmare" is kinda fucking evil, and I like that.
— TexMassacre #19939891293 on July 30, 2010
This was on my windshield. End of Times Prophecy Conference...with FREE LUNCH! Fuck yeah...FREE LUNCH!!! http://twitpic.com/28uxt8
— TexMassacre #19573348014 on July 26, 2010
Fuck...I need to be creative today...but I feel totally unable to string more than 2 thoughts together.
— TexMassacre #19267905927 on July 22, 2010
Hanging at the Peacock Room with fucking everybody, drinking La Fin du Monde getting ready for some Sharkteeth.
— TexMassacre #19220659154 on July 21, 2010
Watching DOG STAR MAN. Total fucking insanity of inspiration right now.
— TexMassacre #18745709004 on July 17, 2010
BIG BROTHER SPOILER. Way to go CBS. Your big fucking "sabotaur" player got voted out the first week. Nice move douches.
— TexMassacre #18647045087 on July 15, 2010
Fuck yeah. Barnes & Noble 50% off Criterion sale just saved me $40 on this Blu-Ray. So...happy!!!! http://twitpic.com/25jgmx
— TexMassacre #18617675232 on July 15, 2010
It only took 4 tapes to discover that Mel Gibson just needed a good blow job. Remember that ladies...or he'll burn ur fucking house down.
— TexMassacre #18542410566 on July 14, 2010
""I'll put you in a f ucking rose garden you cunt! You understand that? Because I'm capable of it." - Mel "Christian-right loves me" Gibson
— TexMassacre #18444226626 on July 13, 2010
@xdubyahx fucking hates it.
— TexMassacre #18164628287 on July 9, 2010
LeBron James is...oh wait, that's right. I don't give a fuck. (thx Heather)
— TexMassacre #18076752318 on July 8, 2010
I can't even begin to describe how fucking pimp-ass this camera is!!!!! http://twitpic.com/230zys
— TexMassacre #17897814863 on July 6, 2010
In honor of July 4th...here is a video of Jerry Only singing the National Anthem! (No shit!) http://tinyurl.com/2w43pj7
— TexMassacre #17723328516 on July 4, 2010
Fuck yeah Spain. That's how you do it. Now let's score.
— TexMassacre #17672797071 on July 3, 2010
I don't know who the fuck Lazership is but don't ever use them for shipping. I don't know where the fuck my package is? Orlando somewhere.
— TexMassacre #17521905773 on July 1, 2010
almost all the rich people I know are SO FUCKING STUPID I can't fathom how they aren't all homeless.
— TexMassacre #17431321138 on June 30, 2010
I FUCKING hate Skype!!!!
— TexMassacre #17297768741 on June 28, 2010
...Drank a bottle of Chateau Margaux at dinner.........so fucking drunk right now....best kind of drunkl
— TexMassacre #16574551523 on June 19, 2010
@bradmiska November. About fucking time.
— TexMassacre #16415054027 on June 17, 2010
words I never thought I hear "Conducting the Orlando Philharmonic Orchestra....John Williams" Holy Shit! #HarryPotter
— TexMassacre #16353867919 on June 16, 2010
KICK- ASS comes to DVD & Blu-ray on August 3rd! FUCK YEAH!!!!
— TexMassacre #15729746767 on June 8, 2010
Over the weekend I came up with a genius title for a short film..then realized it's very similar to something else! FUCK IT. I'm keeping it.
— TexMassacre #15637428123 on June 7, 2010
As long they hire Hippy to pilot Little Geek and Big Geek, I think we can cap this fucker! #OilintheAbyss
— TexMassacre #15256969762 on June 2, 2010
Wow...today is fucked up. Press Screening of SPLICE tonight...or...as I like to call it "Attack of the Butt-Faced Girl"
— TexMassacre #15183885843 on June 1, 2010
Fuck!!! Dennis Hopper died too!!! What a shitty weekend.
— TexMassacre #14990253549 on May 29, 2010
Seriously. If u people aren't watching GLEE you are missing the best fucking show on television.
— TexMassacre #14732288098 on May 25, 2010
Hahaha! Guess I wasn't the only 1 who didn't give a fuck about Shrek! Pt. 4 makes 50m less than Pt. 3 on opening weekend with 3D prices too
— TexMassacre #14578230683 on May 23, 2010
@BrianWCollins tell 'em to turn that shit off and put on MOB RULES!
— TexMassacre #14083239072 on May 16, 2010
About fucking time NBC. HEROES is Canceled. http://livefeed.hollywoodreporter.com/2010/05/nbc-cancels-heroes.html
— TexMassacre #14001928284 on May 14, 2010
Watching RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK: THE ADAPTATION. Fucking Epic!!!
— TexMassacre #13767797590 on May 10, 2010
God I need a fucking shrink.....
— TexMassacre #13520543818 on May 6, 2010
Horror Guy Keenan and I are Skyping a new episode of RADIO-DISGUSTING right now! Samuel Bayer...better get fucking nervous!!!
— TexMassacre #13399428151 on May 4, 2010
So..Before I fell asleep (dangerous?) last night, I watched the two segments of the Elm St. doc. The segment on PART II.....FUCKING EPIC
— TexMassacre #13362265550 on May 4, 2010
Oh hell fuck yeah. #TwitPict http://twitpic.com/1kqo4r
— TexMassacre #13326897143 on May 3, 2010
