(856): FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
— TFLN #5429065439 2 weeks ago
(407): i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
— TFLN #5322739079 3 weeks ago
(850): I'm not easy to get along with.... and I'm sensing....that you're a bit of a bitch http://tr.im/zmih
— TFLN #4553160459 on October 2, 2009
(850): You are like a giant, cock-blocking robot developed some kind of secret fucking government lab. http://tr.im/zmih
— TFLN #4502071727 on September 30, 2009
(858): She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
— TFLN #3765374661 on September 4, 2009
(419): The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
— TFLN #3494993395 on August 23, 2009
(310): i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
— TFLN #3124258510 on August 4, 2009
Our Sunday Motto (301): Fuck appropriateness.
— TFLN #3092041211 on August 2, 2009
(216): Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
— TFLN #2458161718 on July 3, 2009
(720): o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
— TFLN #1972178534 on May 30, 2009
(714): I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality...http://www.textsfromlastnight.com
— TFLN #1658241000 on April 30, 2009
@caobrien we love it! now we'll promote the shit out of http://allabouttheafterparty.blogspot.com/
— TFLN #1539014194 on April 16, 2009
we need access to the phones of the contestants on tough love. seriously. that would be fucking gold.
— TFLN #1506761903 on April 12, 2009
