@Suppish84 Oh shit, i just realised Kenny was Other Zack...
— SexyNinjaMonkey #5907365439 2 hours ago
@purplefae Tell your mum to stop downloading all that nasty ass porn, then it won't fuck up so much. ;)
— SexyNinjaMonkey #5906929124 2 hours ago
Ok, going to the doctor again. Christ i sound like shit.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #5850713227 2 days ago
Holy shit @photojojo have a pic of the same piece of street art i use as my site banner http://tinyurl.com/yjbrxd5 http://tinyurl.com/ncutr9
— SexyNinjaMonkey #5844501699 2 days ago
RT @ceilingcat: Watching you masturbate. Yes, you. <<Fuck how did he know...
— SexyNinjaMonkey #5819669435 3 days ago
Holy shit, the black dude from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace is in The IT Crowd. His accent kinda gives it away.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #5818594714 3 days ago
@dreadfuldan Jealous, You get to photograph Hulk Hogan... that's fucking awesome.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #5811793911 3 days ago
I stink of party, i'm tired as fuck & my throat is dry as all hell. But damn i'm feeling good.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #5718987883 6 days ago
Watching Being Erica on @abciview They've got her in a vampire LARP... Fucking lol
— SexyNinjaMonkey #5703299875 1 week ago
RT @malificentmuse: @Entraya Hrmmm... I dont like being fucked by guys -__-" <<YOU LIE!!!!!
— SexyNinjaMonkey #5670725505 1 week ago
Cadbury Bubbly... It's a fucking Aero that doesn't taste as good. WTF Cadbury???
— SexyNinjaMonkey #5640108335 1 week ago
@drunkenmadman @Guernicaa Not in mouths, but they do crawl across faces... Holy fuck that scared the shit out of me late one night.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #5607620039 1 week ago
@crystalGWB Watching a movie and catching up on shit while in bed getting ready for sleepage.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #5557278133 2 weeks ago
Though at least Guitar Wolf was still a great fucking movie. Unlike Undead
— SexyNinjaMonkey #5557130363 2 weeks ago
RT @Neekatron: There's a hot chick passed out next to me. What should I do? <<Take advantage of that shit... And post the photo's on here ;)
— SexyNinjaMonkey #5509438219 2 weeks ago
OMFG, soo fucking cute. Parrot talking to his new stuffed bunny friend http://tinyurl.com/yjkydeg
— SexyNinjaMonkey #5462500184 2 weeks ago
So you've probably noticed that i'm in a shit mood today. Work fucking me around is the major cause of it. Really fucking pissed off.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #5383718544 3 weeks ago
Thank christ it's over. That was fucking boring. Why does Melbourne get a holiday for an event that doesn't even last 15mins. FUCK!!!!
— SexyNinjaMonkey #5383229249 3 weeks ago
Why am i up so early on a fucking saturday.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #5299003961 3 weeks ago
@reardon888 Holy fucking shit yes... I wanna go to vegas. Wake up missing a tooth, married to a stripper with a baby, a tiger & a cop car
— SexyNinjaMonkey #5284333032 3 weeks ago
#breastawareness ... Hang on i think there's supposed to be another word in there. Fuck it, just be aware of breasts. They're great!!
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4892718755 on October 15, 2009
Soo fucking full. Just had late night Korean BBQ with Cindy @ pub in Burwood. I just want to roll over and sleep.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4891160571 on October 15, 2009
Watching the new southpark... When the fuck did Ike start talking normally???
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4710919004 on October 8, 2009
@crystalGWB Have you been hacked or are you posting that shit???
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4531782642 on October 1, 2009
@zhairaT That would suck... Besides, drunk tweets are the shit.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4527133254 on October 1, 2009
Thank fuck they've stopped. The school down the road was playing Ricky Martin really loud. Poor kids.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4511901036 on September 30, 2009
RT @Skarlett_: http://twitpic.com/jp9pq - What i live for <<Me too, taking the photo's of that shit i mean
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4495638513 on September 30, 2009
@kirstenj0y Eeeeewwww... That's fucking gross. So violent sex, got into a fight or just picking it too much???
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4495205098 on September 30, 2009
RT @kirstenj0y: http://twitpic.com/joeff - Blooooood. I iz so goff ;D <<WTF, that's a violent fucking nosebleed
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4494682688 on September 30, 2009
Just saw Kimberley Davies on Channel 9... I forgot how fucking hot that woman was.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4466582782 on September 29, 2009
OMFG, i never followed the hype thinking iSnack 2.0 was some newfangled iphone app... Now i know the story i'm fucking appalled at Kraft.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4439052720 on September 28, 2009
@Skarlett_ @kirstenj0y Fuck yes, Zombie strippers is an awesome movie.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4419963885 on September 27, 2009
Def Wish Cast were fucking awesome last night & Arabian Prince was a legend. So many musicians are assholes backstage, he was just awesome.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4405206770 on September 26, 2009
Can't wait for tonight, i'm going to see Arabian Prince (from N.W.A.) & Def Wish Cast @ Oxford Art Factory. Fuck yeah!
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4386604496 on September 25, 2009
Ok, while i cannot stand her annoying english accent, Martha Jones from Doctor Who is hot as fuck and i would so wreck her.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4299333744 on September 22, 2009
@Suppish84 Sleeping today i just got home... You just got up, go the fuck outside and look at the sky, prepare your balls for tripping.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4298736851 on September 22, 2009
@YellowInTents WTF is it from, i know it's dust storms but where the fuck is this orange arse dust coming form???
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4298711927 on September 22, 2009
Fuck it's slow trying to upload a whole stack of photo's.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4125366957 on September 20, 2009
OMGF, my feet fucking hurt & my back is a little sore... At least i got some great photo's out of today. Soo freaking tired.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4102941937 on September 19, 2009
Dorian Gray movie coming soon, fucking awesome i can't wait http://tinyurl.com/lspr4s
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4067100447 on September 17, 2009
@Suppish84 Photo shoot, will be out all day saturday. Models and shit.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4055427667 on September 17, 2009
Is it possible to watch Dollhouse & not want to fuck Eliza Dushku???
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4034379953 on September 16, 2009
My cat was trying to play with something, i walked over to find a giant fucking spider... IT WAS FUCKING HUGE!!!! So I drowned the fucker.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4032472747 on September 16, 2009
RT @MAKEAMIXA: YEY! Goonies reunited. http://ow.ly/oYhu -OMFG, i just came. I fucking love that movie.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #4005043374 on September 15, 2009
Being healthy and walking home... Being unhealthy and smoking while i do it. Fuck it at least im out and moving.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #3860579163 on September 9, 2009
Watching a random podcast called Pets, they have no problem with the words fuck or shit... But seem to think it's necessary to censor cunt??
— SexyNinjaMonkey #3837958538 on September 8, 2009
RT @kirstenj0y: Holy shitting dicknipples it's cold. -The fuck are dicknipples?
— SexyNinjaMonkey #3837795827 on September 8, 2009
Fuck yes, Smashing Pumpkins - Disarm. Soo fucking good!!
— SexyNinjaMonkey #3816380295 on September 7, 2009
Cindy gave me a mad back massage on the train ride home. That was pretty fucking relaxing.
— SexyNinjaMonkey #3797953003 on September 6, 2009
