RT @ezrabutler: I find it interesting that many Tech blogs now end their posts with a question. Personally, I don't give a shit what the masses think.
— SEOmofo #9843261402 1 week ago
RT @justinarman: OBAMA: 'There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you.' & 'You aint my bitch, nigga, buy your own damn fries.'
— SEOmofo #9701623377 2 weeks ago
Microsoft abused copyright law, in a desperate attempt to CENSOR this document: http://bit.ly/9QlWkH FUCK YOU, MICROSOFT!
— SEOmofo #9605456034 2 weeks ago
I'm going to bed. I'll deal with this shit tomorrow.
— SEOmofo #9182043825 3 weeks ago
Fuck you Matt McGee (you bitch), fuck you Danny Sullivan, and fuck everyone on Sphinn. You pathetic, emo losers can suck my dick.
— SEOmofo #9175868793 3 weeks ago
Dear @Google, it's not quite as cool when I have to say "don't forget the plus sign!" http://bit.ly/dit5Xx Fuck you AND your synonyms.
— SEOmofo #8926592782 on February 10, 2010
Sphinn wouldn't let me say "shit" in my story summary, but apparently "ass-raping" was okay. http://sphinn.com/story/141241
— SEOmofo #8924987134 on February 10, 2010
Dear @Google, please stop forcing me to be social. I hate people. Especially the ones at Google who keep inventing this useless shit.
— SEOmofo #8885265465 on February 9, 2010
I've been page speed sculpting all day. TweetMeme widget...take as long as you need to load; my pages are done waitin' for your bitch-ass.
— SEOmofo #8842152982 on February 8, 2010
@timstaines Shit. Um...click that link...and then scroll up? lol. #fail
— SEOmofo #8661475215 on February 4, 2010
While I'm delivering alerts to your email address, Michael Martinez, I'll also add: Best SEO Blog is also pure bullshit. Lastly, fuck you.
— SEOmofo #8343509102 on January 28, 2010
God I hate SERP dates. Seriously...what the fuck were you thinking, Googler? I would fight you to the death if I could.
— SEOmofo #8225546494 on January 26, 2010
Thanks for fucking that up, PollDaddy. Great first impression of your service. [Broken link should be http://sphinn.com/story/139472/]
— SEOmofo #8091797205 on January 22, 2010
@timstaines I think what @Slingshot_SEO is trying to say...is SEO isn't some kind of magic that turns a shitty idea into a viable business.
— SEOmofo #8017915577 on January 21, 2010
@timstaines Hell no. If a site is stupid or it sells stupid shit...fuck em. Let the discount "guaranteed results" SEOs deal with them. =P
— SEOmofo #8017824429 on January 21, 2010
Google: WTF is this piece of shit? http://browsersize.googlelabs.com/ Seriously, are you just fucking with us? What ugly, useless crap.
— SEOmofo #8001427687 on January 20, 2010
@BrentDPayne Dude...Kimber is the shit! You gonna hook me up with a custom .45 or what?
— SEOmofo #7374864903 on January 4, 2010
Your custom Twitter background looks like shit. Here's how to fix it: http://bit.ly/8b8mRG
— SEOmofo #6673171006 on December 14, 2009
Before I can CLOSE a retirement account...I must first fill out detailed contact info for beneficiaries? Fucking brilliant, Etrade.
— SEOmofo #6476968623 on December 8, 2009
@jonoalderson Holy shit...I just realized I have a real follower on this Twitter account. Wait...my site was down on the 15th?
— SEOmofo #5146979511 on October 25, 2009
