@steph_woods - and even then was I like, "HOLY CRAP! Where did all this shit come from??"
— SEOAly #5901585519 6 hours ago
@mjleonard - I ain't scared o' you! Man up! I'll kick you in the shins and run like a little bitch. :)
— SEOAly #5877056173 1 day ago
@monicawright - are you new? Everyone knows how OCD I am. Come on now. And who the FUCK uses the word "frig"? HAHA! ;)
— SEOAly #5844418001 2 days ago
Yet another useless, albeit kinda fun, waste of time...where do people come up with this shit: http://makememighty.ca/?n=5ef79620
— SEOAly #5836805512 2 days ago
@mollermarketing - the last one, which ended with them basically telling me I was shit outta luck, took a couple weeks...and an "AHEM!". :)
— SEOAly #5819284170 3 days ago
After @dylanspencer's last tweet, WARNING: ANYONE who walks into my house uninvited & wakes me from a nap will get the shit beat out of 'em.
— SEOAly #5818327603 3 days ago
@dylanspencer - SHUT UP! I would have beat the shit out of them. Seriously. Finding out afterward that they were JW...priceless.
— SEOAly #5818299560 3 days ago
Strange avatars in my stream are like Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on my door...an invasion by a stranger. I WILL cut a bitch.
— SEOAly #5818099739 3 days ago
@AnnieCushing - that's awesome! Grandparents took me on a 3 week driving vacation every summer. It was sweet. I've seen a lot of shit. :)
— SEOAly #5817408132 3 days ago
@SEOmofo - oh. Son of a bitch. I just died a little bit inside. That's gonna leave a mark. Don't U use that TXT BS w/ me. ;)
— SEOAly #5781249886 4 days ago
@mjleonard - I've actually wanted to OH some shit I've said myself, but think that ranks way to high on the douche-o-meter.
— SEOAly #5728474372 6 days ago
@AnnieCushing - well, like @NannyTweeting said...@mjleonard has big muscles. ;) And believe me, he's got his own special shit list!
— SEOAly #5700075644 1 week ago
@AnnieCushing & @NannyTweeting - you two are totally on my shit list! I'm breaking up with you, too! HUMPH! #findoutwhoyourfriendsare
— SEOAly #5699955030 1 week ago
@AnnieCushing - some call me feisty. Some call me a bitch. I consider it compliment either way. ;) How about you, @NannyTweeting?
— SEOAly #5698716291 1 week ago
@NannyTweeting - what you & @AnnieCushing find hilarious, others find wildly offensive. Know what I say? Fuck those people! ;)
— SEOAly #5698627211 1 week ago
I'm looking forward to seeing "2012" simply for the awesome special effects. I love that shit. #geeksRULE
— SEOAly #5697941041 1 week ago
@remarkablogger - glad you enjoyed. Sometimes I just can't stop myself. If I tweet shit like that, imagine the things I think! :)
— SEOAly #5697791430 1 week ago
@NannyTweeting - NICE! But don't take any more pictures in there. I'm pretty sure they arrest you for shit like that. :)
— SEOAly #5697524518 1 week ago
@AlanBleiweiss - already blocked that @NOTURVICTIM person...don't know who the fuck it is, but she seems to have it out for @steveplunkett.
— SEOAly #5640681696 1 week ago
@NannyTweeting - uh, you forget that *I* am one of your tweeps. And I can't keep a secret for SHIT! Everybody knows that. ;)
— SEOAly #5440443663 2 weeks ago
@NannyTweeting - nobody in their right mind would arm wrestle @mjleonard. Nobody. He turns green when he gets mad for fuck sake!
— SEOAly #5439464973 2 weeks ago
@D3R3K - I don't know shit about him personally, but he's one hell of a football player.
— SEOAly #5383661265 3 weeks ago
Um, yeah...that didn't prove SHIT! Can I get some applause for an impending game 6? The Phillies have some fight left in 'em...
— SEOAly #5383281477 3 weeks ago
@LisaBarone - aww...you're useful! Don't let anyone tell you different. If I've got to kick the shit out of someone, I'll do it!
— SEOAly #5382227444 3 weeks ago
@Matt_Siltala - HEHE! You like how I did that? I'm such a shit stirrer. ;)
— SEOAly #5376463668 3 weeks ago
@lightcastphoto - yepper. I'm from Indiana originally. Trust me, there is NOT more than corn in Indiana. Scary shit when you're a kid!
— SEOAly #5275539260 3 weeks ago
@martinbowling - that won't stop my from seeing Paranormal Activity, though. I'm looking forward to it. I love that shit! :)
— SEOAly #5275210603 3 weeks ago
@RicNunez - well, that was my half-assed attempt at being less of a bitch. I should have known better. ;)
— SEOAly #5235857782 3 weeks ago
Okay, I've got to say it: FUCK YOU, Joe Lieberman. You're a sell out and should have been kicked out of the Democratic caucus long ago.
— SEOAly #5215521511 3 weeks ago
@TheKenJones - I'm certain you're right. I shudder to think. Did you see that episode of Dirty Jobs? Gives whole new meaning to "HOLY SHIT!"
— SEOAly #5207782130 3 weeks ago
@mjleonard - HOLY SHIT BALLS, DUDE! How many weights are you lifting, Hercules? :)
— SEOAly #5206559975 3 weeks ago
@cyandle - HOLY SHIT! That sucks ten fold. About health care reform & public option...maybe a douchebag senator will foot your bill. :(
— SEOAly #5190889986 on October 26, 2009
@MichelleDLowery - people work day in and day out knowing corporations don't give a shit about them as individuals & would screw them...
— SEOAly #5178158642 on October 26, 2009
@LisaBarone - aww...poor thing. What a jerk of a father you have. How dare he send you a blank check to LL Bean. Bastard!
— SEOAly #5160019628 on October 25, 2009
@RedheadWriting - tell 'em to wag their judgmental, small minded fuckin' fingers at someone who gives a shit. You didn't ask 'em to follow!
— SEOAly #4873534629 on October 14, 2009
@mjleonard - nah. Would it make you feel better if I just leave you on the shit list, but closer to the bottom of it. ;)
— SEOAly #3568414991 on August 26, 2009
@NannyTweeting - that's unfortunate. A bad time for you to find yourself on my shit list, I'd say. ;)
— SEOAly #3567911066 on August 26, 2009
Why...hello there, Tuesday afternoon. Sneaking up on me again, eh? You bastard...
— SEOAly #3537879960 on August 25, 2009
RT @Shoq: Chuck Todd feels "sullied," @jeremyScahill told truth abt him having atomic weight of a fucking hairball http://bit.ly/1AW7TE #p2
— SEOAly #3524616712 on August 24, 2009
@AliCeleste - yeah, angry...defaming an entire industry with false accusations & lies to con sheeple into buying your shitty content. Dicks.
— SEOAly #3516376210 on August 24, 2009
@NannyTweeting - yes, calling someone "your bitch" is totally a compliment. That's what @LisaBarone says when I get called "a whore", too.
— SEOAly #3373452505 on August 17, 2009
@NannyTweeting - aww...I'm your bitch? Stop. I'm blushing. It's odd the things people call me that are considered compliments.
— SEOAly #3373376661 on August 17, 2009
@drnelk - if I sued everyone who called me a bitch for defamation, I'd live in a courthouse. Especially since sometimes it's true. ;)
— SEOAly #3355551282 on August 16, 2009
@saffyre9 - $213 million. Can you say, "HOLY SHIT!" :)
— SEOAly #3334907033 on August 15, 2009
" 'PC Load Letter'? What the fuck does that mean? ... I swear to god, one of these days I just kick this piece of shit out the window!!! "
— SEOAly #3200403181 on August 8, 2009
@thewiredserf - couldn't agree more. The doctor is as much to blame as she is. As if he didn't know she was bat shit crazy already!
— SEOAly #2912646635 on July 29, 2009
@TheWriteWoman - oh, you mean that bat shit crazy shrieking howler monkey? Where the hell did THAT Whitney Houston come from??
— SEOAly #2842397405 on July 25, 2009
@TheWriteWoman - I know. It's hilarious that everyone used to pity him for being married to such a bitch who treated him like a child...
— SEOAly #2842264301 on July 25, 2009
@steveplunkett - slant is one thing. Flat out nonsensical lies, spin, and completely making shit up is something else ENTIRELY.
— SEOAly #2824978582 on July 24, 2009
