@JeffHarbert Oh shit - that was yours? #guzzle
— RedheadWriting #19912959671 1 day ago
@pancakegravy Holy shit - that's some #FF list you put me on :) #thanks
— RedheadWriting #19912624349 1 day ago
A bitch slap for ME >> RT @Solany: In this economy (or any economy) - why you should go find your Plan B http://ht.ly/2hsf3
— RedheadWriting #19688325703 4 days ago
@ShellyKramer Yeah, you and @chrisbrogan - I can't DM you back. I'm back on Twitter's shit list again.
— RedheadWriting #19687582874 4 days ago
@pkrdlr I think its a great list of things that show how eclectic end-of-life decisions can be. For fuck sake, don't BURY me like a poop.
— RedheadWriting #19684372032 4 days ago
If you missed it this AM, there's a new Bitch Slap: Quit treating people like dim sum, yo? http://ht.ly/2hnfT
— RedheadWriting #19677793657 4 days ago
The Bitch Slap: People Don't Come A La Carte (new at RedheadWriting) http://ht.ly/2hdRZ
— RedheadWriting #19662339757 4 days ago
@caroljsroth Again, I didn't do SHIT while I slept last night :)
— RedheadWriting #19658871700 4 days ago
@jimreams Nashville is a bitch of a commute, man.
— RedheadWriting #19501059511 6 days ago
New wave of spam auto-DMs: "Please list me on Twitter." LIST you? OK, you're on the Shit List. #blocked
— RedheadWriting #19259582931 1 week ago
@eraugrad just posted. FML. sorry. damn. fuck.
— RedheadWriting #19224861289 1 week ago
@caligater >> RT @WookiesGirl: @redheadwriting 'HOLY SHIT YOU'RE GORGEOUS DAY' Please tweet this to anyone you think deserves it!! xx
— RedheadWriting #19223872407 1 week ago
The Bitch Slap: Kick Mediocrity in the Nads! http://ht.ly/2e27o
— RedheadWriting #19006406461 2 weeks ago
@WritingAgain Ah, fuck it. I've never been PC. Why start now? ;-)
— RedheadWriting #19005963640 2 weeks ago
@BradRHarrington Yes - thanks for the spam. Fuck off. #youreblocked
— RedheadWriting #18938726658 2 weeks ago
At the Cherry Creek Apple store. They're trying diligently to rescue my straight fucked iPhone 3G.
— RedheadWriting #18859371641 2 weeks ago
I'm Erika. Fuck yeah. http://ow.ly/i/2EXm
— RedheadWriting #18732063046 2 weeks ago
Yo - Canadanadians, New Englanders: important shit, please: http://ht.ly/2ceVu
— RedheadWriting #18655779735 2 weeks ago
Fuck YOU, Slinky! (via @oatmeal) http://ht.ly/2c6vW #bwaaaaaahahahahaa
— RedheadWriting #18628788392 2 weeks ago
Why should I stay in a shitty polygamist marriage w/Apple & AT&T? http://ht.ly/2c4uU (cc @sprintcare...helloooooo)
— RedheadWriting #18625014920 2 weeks ago
Holy fuck. LIterally. WHY would someone like @dailywordofgod FOLLOW ME?! People - WHO are YOU auto-following? #fail
— RedheadWriting #18603449732 2 weeks ago
@DoucheDork I'm fucking with you, Ted.
— RedheadWriting #18400450196 3 weeks ago
Just back from a lunch/first-time meeting w/ @wookiesgirl. If you're NOT following this woman, hop on that shit. #ZOMGawesome #hawt #rawr
— RedheadWriting #18383953278 3 weeks ago
The BItch Slap: #Apple Can Suck My Left Apple http://ow.ly/2aldT <rant enclosed> #iphone
— RedheadWriting #18373087103 3 weeks ago
@DanielleLaPorte I <3 ghostbusting as well. They fucking HATE compassion ;-)
— RedheadWriting #18362461411 3 weeks ago
The BItch Slap: Apple Can Suck My Left Apple http://ht.ly/2abc3 <rant enclosed> #iphone #apple
— RedheadWriting #18357109366 3 weeks ago
@M1k303 The Apple rep is telling me that the OS4 is NOT COMPATIBLE with the 3G. Only 3 functions are, essentially. How fucked.
— RedheadWriting #18286729050 3 weeks ago
OK, it now can't restore from backup. Software downgraded, but looks like I might have lost all of my contacts. FUCK MY LIFE.
— RedheadWriting #18284507220 3 weeks ago
Totally lied: I have the 3G. Fucking restore is frozen. So awesome.
— RedheadWriting #18282015982 3 weeks ago
@UniqueVisitor OH my - well, thank you! :) I fucking love it, too!
— RedheadWriting #18240484277 3 weeks ago
Trying to re-teach my iPhone the word "shit." Pain in the ASS.
— RedheadWriting #18168763960 3 weeks ago
Here's my only #FF this week: @seOverflow. Totally kickass SEO firm, great folks, and they know their shit. Look 'em up.
— RedheadWriting #18167233427 3 weeks ago
@StaceyHood @jasonfalls What the fuck is wrong with my blog? ;-) #iamtheverymodelofamodernmajorgeneral
— RedheadWriting #18166389749 3 weeks ago
@StaceyHood @JasonFalls ZOMG - I'm summa cum laude alum of my HS & they would shit themselves b4 inviting me to speak. <<explains everything
— RedheadWriting #18165063718 3 weeks ago
@jodiontheweb fucking cats. #drunks
— RedheadWriting #18163547327 3 weeks ago
Jesus Fucking Apple Product...my iPad is shipping direct from HONG KONG? Like the Cherry Creek store didn't have one to spare. Wow.
— RedheadWriting #18070739575 3 weeks ago
Are you acting like a quivering pile or orange jello or a human being? The latest Bitch Slap: http://ht.ly/28ruV #JELLO
— RedheadWriting #17996622176 3 weeks ago
I swear - some people need this Bitch Slap more than others: Is it WORTH IT!?! http://ht.ly/28h7e
— RedheadWriting #17970137269 3 weeks ago
@beebow Yeah, I'm kinda like gangster porn. 'Cept I only talk about bitch slappin'. #fixmeapotpie
— RedheadWriting #17883923460 on July 6, 2010
Hey little mosquito: fuck you and your shitty ass wings. </rant>
— RedheadWriting #17578251825 on July 2, 2010
Your weekly BItch Slap: Act You Like Have to Earn It, Yo! http://ht.ly/25w4o (new at Redhead Writing)
— RedheadWriting #17449933949 on June 30, 2010
@PaleHoseComm Yap - here to help. FWIW - that's effed-up math when 4 beers + 25 miles + 2 coffees = you're reading my shit @ midnight. :)
— RedheadWriting #17393988892 on June 30, 2010
Hello, insomnia. You wicked little bitch.
— RedheadWriting #17387385868 on June 29, 2010
Seriously - do not fuck with me today. I mean that in the most kumbayah sense possible. #peace
— RedheadWriting #17359120972 on June 29, 2010
Fuck it - I'm getting a popsicle.
— RedheadWriting #17282939329 on June 28, 2010
@MagicMike Shit - that made me laugh!
— RedheadWriting #17274125494 on June 28, 2010
Sometimes all you need to un-fuck a fucked up day is a little envelope in the mail w/the Frederick's of Hollywood return address.
— RedheadWriting #16865199042 on June 23, 2010
It's 7:59am. Fuck yeah.
— RedheadWriting #16773479471 on June 22, 2010
@MariKurisato I'm thinking it's going to have to be the mid-day saunter. I gots shit to do in the morning.
— RedheadWriting #16740685119 on June 21, 2010
