thinking of some pimp shit to tweet but i cant figure it out.
— Ralphige #10795234022 2 days ago
Goodyear fucked up on my tires last year, my tires fucked up now. They just gave me 4 brand new tires #POW!
— Ralphige #10689520791 4 days ago
http://twitpic.com/190qqh - Fuck the commissioner!
— Ralphige #10592848849 6 days ago
@hugodiazbros im at markham park haulin ass on my boat, something blew up, i crashed into rocks n shit, crazy!
— Ralphige #10455632005 1 week ago
@jppower96 ah shit! i dont know how to play poker. let me know if you ever go again and want to try machines or blackjack lol
— Ralphige #10005037522 2 weeks ago
Hello phone companies: We know how to leave a voice-mail, can the shit just beep already!!!!!!!!
— Ralphige #9990166157 3 weeks ago
dayum! @iamdiddy RIPPED the Wacka Flocka track!! Ross wrote that shit! lol
— Ralphige #9751941146 3 weeks ago
my bitch ass association called the tow truck on my boat!!!!! I hitched it to my truck and left it there, i see them on the camera haha
— Ralphige #9745262791 3 weeks ago
calling it a night, @MTVJAMS i am counting on you to hold me down through the night: Cigar Music, or any other modern smooth shit!! PLEASE!
— Ralphige #9129019894 on February 14, 2010
@OceanSF you need to start The Real Bachelor of Atlanta or some shit! these hoes crazy for you homie!!
— Ralphige #9072044752 on February 13, 2010
why does the Ipad look outdated to me??? that shit is going to flop hard!
— Ralphige #8479909530 on January 31, 2010
RT @CH42tm: @Ralphige Yo Gregory,da fuckin gregstar,u fuckin son of a bitch!!!what u mean portfolio?u mean new numbers?i got waka flockas if u want it?
— Ralphige #8383012304 on January 29, 2010
@PeaceLuvAAR @AARFansInMexico welcome All American Reject fans! spread the word, let them know no one is safe. RALPHIGE bitch!
— Ralphige #8303398224 on January 27, 2010
yo we have given sooo many millions to Haiti. How come they aren't getting all the help they need. fuck rebuilding, save lives now!!
— Ralphige #8297058149 on January 27, 2010
@liftedresearch @BENBALLER that shit is slick! Jonas is a geeee
— Ralphige #8250516170 on January 26, 2010
yo @spencerpratt did your pretty ass wife really FUCK her face up like that???
— Ralphige #8087116089 on January 22, 2010
step your following/follower ratio up! lol that's the new shit
— Ralphige #8087086555 on January 22, 2010
@cnnbrk @djsmokeybear CNN, warn us before you show us graphic fucking images!!
— Ralphige #7815886883 on January 15, 2010
@DJSMOKEYBEAR don't mean to disrepect and shit, but that devil pact thing the pastor said... have u heard of that before?
— Ralphige #7815678637 on January 15, 2010
FUCK THE CLUB STRAIGHT UP! - @djsmokeybear How can yall party knowing whats going on 100 miles away??
— Ralphige #7815306220 on January 15, 2010
RT @DJSMOKEYBEAR: Fuck the club..straight up
— Ralphige #7815289659 on January 15, 2010
police are looking for a mother who kidnapped her child.fucking assholes."lost custody by not showing up to custody hearing" run wit yo kid!
— Ralphige #7289101253 on January 1, 2010
@steverifkind lol, its who has the worst symptoms. If they are making you wait 1 hour it means your shit isnt serious enough, pop a tylenol
— Ralphige #7076460487 on December 26, 2009
why the fuck are cubans soo fucking loud???? FUUCCCKKK!!! i cant have phone convo without hearing a million loud fuckers in the background!
— Ralphige #6671863793 on December 14, 2009
i have no one to benefit from and no one to lose anything from on here. I can rant cause im good and dont give a fuck!
— Ralphige #6546055324 on December 10, 2009
.com bitch bitch bitch
— Ralphige #6544418305 on December 10, 2009
@SUPACINDY @JuliaBeverly that shit is classic!! give them an award, that is one of the funniest things i have ever seen
— Ralphige #6484632552 on December 8, 2009
@HugoDiazBros trying to figure out how to work it now, lol,... shit is confusing as hell!
— Ralphige #6325843160 on December 3, 2009
RT @mjames4040: @ralphige, I hope ur happy that you messed with Michael Jackson in his final years you piece of shit.
— Ralphige #6192321792 on November 29, 2009
I hate when award shows give awards to people just cause they are dead. Wtf was BET thinking giving Dj Of the year to Dj AM? sorry but shit!
— Ralphige #5987276727 on November 23, 2009
http://twitpic.com/p1qn4 - Wolfgang puck ain't got shit on me
— Ralphige #5603262348 on November 10, 2009
@GarciaCHP LOL at the video homie!! funny shit! #DJHERO @OriginalPING for @garciachp
— Ralphige #5394707437 on November 3, 2009
everybody hating on blowing up the moon. that shit is important, who knows if earth gets doomed one day NASA will set up the moon for us.
— Ralphige #4738039363 on October 9, 2009
@HugoDiazBros exactly at publix http://bit.ly/jBNMK addictive shit!
— Ralphige #4530391564 on October 1, 2009
"beauty queen shaves head for cancer". How the fuck does that help??
— Ralphige #4436310107 on September 28, 2009
i met semi famous niggas, heard them talk shit about another famous dude, and then they are on twitter ass kissing.. i feel like exposing U!
— Ralphige #4399667437 on September 26, 2009
why do i say random dumb shit? puzzles me too
— Ralphige #4399533682 on September 26, 2009
killing yall niggaz on that lyrikil shit/ maynaise color benz i push miracle whips
— Ralphige #4370431697 on September 25, 2009
thirsty as hell, no water left in my office, no water fountain in the building and the vending machine doesn't work FUCK!
— Ralphige #4324006881 on September 23, 2009
RT @AlanTheChemist New @Ralphige > new rap. THIS MAN KNOWS HIS SHIT!! LISTEN TO HIM!
— Ralphige #4150140004 on September 21, 2009
***CLASSIC TWEET ALERT*** @noreaga @djEFN yeah the shit rain on me so bad I was under a fruit stand lol
— Ralphige #4147684867 on September 21, 2009
@HazardisSoundz shit is fire!! http://bit.ly/3l7ke
— Ralphige #4091020283 on September 18, 2009
the televisions, computer screens, iphone screens are all fucking my eyes up!
— Ralphige #4080069902 on September 18, 2009
@Therealbigboi oh shit! Hello.......
— Ralphige #4035275397 on September 16, 2009
for anyone who liked @therealdjkhaled prank call... ur going to love the Big Boi from Outkast one!!! this shit is craaaazzzzyyyyY!!!!
— Ralphige #4031820180 on September 16, 2009
she wears tight jeans, i wear tshirts, shes cheer captain and im on the bleechers..... fuck u kanye! i cant get this song off my head now!
— Ralphige #4007340146 on September 15, 2009
Stop tweeting what u see on tv!!! This shit is annoying!! I'm unfollowing everybody
— Ralphige #3965708211 on September 13, 2009
RT: @DaRealistTPain FUCK JAY-Z !!!! AND FUCK FABOLOUS TOO FOR RUNNIN ON TWITTER FASTER THAN PEREZ HILTON
— Ralphige #3845850461 on September 8, 2009
Ralphige billboard is in the streets now!!! See it, take a pic, win some shit!
— Ralphige #3792633550 on September 5, 2009
