Hmm, @mrs_penguin is plying me with some weird shit alcohol mix. What's she after? She's not getting an N97 Mini or Booklet 3G any time soon
— PoliticsPenguin #5900474431 6 hours ago
@stevieboy378 Better than both, but still shitty Windows. With half the stuff nicked straight from Linux and KDE.
— PoliticsPenguin #5268279256 3 weeks ago
OK, explain to me where fuck the McAfee Security Scan icon on my desktop came from? I didn't download that crap!?!?
— PoliticsPenguin #5268262332 3 weeks ago
The service in this Tesco in Westminster is shit. Queue half way round the store and 2 tills staffed.
— PoliticsPenguin #5208601041 3 weeks ago
@BrownhillsBob Unfortunately I have to sometimes do corporate stuff that means using web based systems that only run on IE which is shit.
— PoliticsPenguin #5052463987 on October 21, 2009
Nice to know I actually have a reason to watch the paper review on Sky News tomorrow morning. Makes a change from that Tory twat with a blog
— PoliticsPenguin #4478945710 on September 29, 2009
I seem to remember the Gov't saying it would relax the regs on attic conversions to make it easier for people. This ain't fucking easy.
— PoliticsPenguin #4444240011 on September 28, 2009
Have to admit, the police are shit hot at picking up any disturbances in my street.
— PoliticsPenguin #4382542831 on September 25, 2009
@donkey_darko 9.10 does look the dogs bollocks of an OS though. 5 more days to go before the Beta. (not going to do the Alpha this time)
— PoliticsPenguin #4381310192 on September 25, 2009
Thinks that Angela Knight on Sky News is talking bollocks. Like the way she blames everyone first and 'some bankers' last.
— PoliticsPenguin #4363327672 on September 25, 2009
I have had enough of wanky shit databases for the evening.
— PoliticsPenguin #4355192675 on September 24, 2009
Is fucked off with crap databases tonight.
— PoliticsPenguin #4351456468 on September 24, 2009
Sorry but Tory claim about people being worse off getting job on £15K than staying on benefits is complete bollocks.
— PoliticsPenguin #4023897435 on September 16, 2009
I take it social workers must now be trained to spot terrorists. More complete bollocks from the Daily Mail. #postrealityworld
— PoliticsPenguin #3908962098 on September 11, 2009
Waiting for the next thing to fuck up today. *not in a very good mood*
— PoliticsPenguin #3684962457 on September 1, 2009
Torn between what is worse. Mosquitos in Germany or noisy inconsiderate twat neighbours in Britain. At least you can kill mosquitos I guess.
— PoliticsPenguin #3670623083 on August 31, 2009
@msgracefh I spotted her following me. Blocked the twat.
— PoliticsPenguin #3599168065 on August 28, 2009
@bevaniteellie If the Government suggested sharing people's info between GP and probation, the same twat would be screaming police state.
— PoliticsPenguin #3498156449 on August 23, 2009
@Tory_Politico I'm sorry if your party has the problem. Calling people retarded doesn't exactly show your cuddly caring side. Now fuck off.
— PoliticsPenguin #3363565775 on August 17, 2009
@therealsim_o There you go - and a career of sofa sitting talking babble bollocks in media studios beckons. ;-)
— PoliticsPenguin #3361990840 on August 17, 2009
@hannahnicklin 40% of 'tech' news stories are a load of babble bollocks by people who don't understand tech or are punting the latest shiny.
— PoliticsPenguin #3361021217 on August 17, 2009
"bastard lingo that's the ugly love-child of texting and abbreviations" Janet Street Porter's not actually been on Twitter then has she?
— PoliticsPenguin #3336120660 on August 15, 2009
Ah, a bit of Rammstein to block out the hip hop R'n'B bollocks the kiddywinks are listening to on the bus.
— PoliticsPenguin #3175991888 on August 7, 2009
Where is Sky 'News' getting these bollocks stats on cannabis from?
— PoliticsPenguin #3162531134 on August 6, 2009
Oh bollocks. I've got on the wrong train. @Mrs_Penguin is going to kill me.
— PoliticsPenguin #2949338029 on July 31, 2009
What's this 1,000 followers bollocks from @Mrs_Penguin s account an hour ago? She was asleep. Must investigate in the morning.
— PoliticsPenguin #2941407760 on July 30, 2009
Excuse me LloydsTSB, what part of "I DON'T WANT ANY FUCKING ADVERTISING!" do you not understand? How many times am I expected to "Opt-Out"?
— PoliticsPenguin #2736999760 on July 20, 2009
Hmm, BT onshoring call centres. About sodding time, the quality of service from India was complete and utter shit.
— PoliticsPenguin #2667885118 on July 16, 2009
Ah good news on the F1 front, no split. Good riddance to Mosley the tyrannical twat.
— PoliticsPenguin #2312632386 on June 24, 2009
Bourdais you are truly a fucking moron. How about learning to drive.
— PoliticsPenguin #2265140297 on June 21, 2009
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1193545/Only-marriage-mend-broken-Britain-says-judge.html?ITO=1490 Obviously a twat.
— PoliticsPenguin #2208776270 on June 17, 2009
"modernisation is heavily constrained within the EU copyright framework." Digital Britain - sorry but that's bollocks.
— PoliticsPenguin #2193214027 on June 16, 2009
Amazing, shouting "shut up you noisy twat" at the bedroom wall, and the neighbour actually shut up. Girl now nicely asleep. Result.
— PoliticsPenguin #1995014273 on June 1, 2009
@samuelcoates I don't and have no idea what you are talking about. Nor do I need some twat Tory telling me who I should or should not follow
— PoliticsPenguin #1882057124 on May 22, 2009
Fuck me! It's David Hasselhoff's love child. #Eurovision #twumpet
— PoliticsPenguin #1819153722 on May 16, 2009
@Julianhw No it's not, you're talking bollocks.
— PoliticsPenguin #1744469711 on May 9, 2009
Bus service privatisation is the biggest load of Tory neo-liberal bollocks ever to infest public services, this is a sodding mess.
— PoliticsPenguin #1629260786 on April 27, 2009
Well that's our nice day out to Wales fucked. Some stupid fuckwit decided to ram into the back of our car.
— PoliticsPenguin #1475390857 on April 8, 2009
Dear Anti-abortion twonk on Sky News. Fuck off you lying two-faced little shit. Morning all btw.
— PoliticsPenguin #1393121579 on March 26, 2009
Child abuse alive and well in Wolverhampton high street. Yes love, beating the shit out of your kid is really going to work.
— PoliticsPenguin #1387803992 on March 25, 2009
@computerjoe There's an old adage in computing/database management. You put shit in, you get shit out.
— PoliticsPenguin #1386941283 on March 25, 2009
Thank you dad. My son now think a salmon is a fucking barracuda.
— PoliticsPenguin #1299848441 on March 9, 2009
MS playing patents game against open source. In the the words of a good friend of mine: "Fuck you Microsoft"
— PoliticsPenguin #1253190087 on February 26, 2009
Caught the Daily Mail headline in the newsagents. "social websites harm kids brains" One word... BOLLOCKS.
— PoliticsPenguin #1244328346 on February 24, 2009
Up for 10 minutes. Could quite happily go back to bed. Already decided that Saturday is going to be a shit miserable day.
— PoliticsPenguin #1233776534 on February 21, 2009
Why doesn't BT have the option 'we fucked up and overcharged your direct debit even when you told us not to'
— PoliticsPenguin #1033959672 on December 2, 2008
