RT @Fmrnyer33: this retweet shit SUCKS
— PointBlankJ9 #5847336606 2 days ago
EX-FUCKING-ACTLY! So what? So LET'S DANCE!!! @lisatefft can you introduce me? You Canadians all know each othe... ♫ http://blip.fm/~gjql0
— PointBlankJ9 #5845329176 2 days ago
I know that whatever is happening "needs to happen" but I don't know how much more 'personal growth' i can stand in one fucking weekend.
— PointBlankJ9 #5549077155 2 weeks ago
I completely understand the concept of 'get in your car and go and never look back'. Too bad my fucking car is leased.
— PointBlankJ9 #5532820056 2 weeks ago
@fat__matt Used to scare the shit out of me in my youth. I think it was the same guy who did the Assault on Precinct 13 trailer voiceover.
— PointBlankJ9 #5505659523 2 weeks ago
@Ratspitt Not to worry. I'm sure deep, deep down, @assbucket is getting a kick out of the damage. It's fucking comical.
— PointBlankJ9 #5494444290 2 weeks ago
@oOmicheleOo wanna play fuck marry kill?
— PointBlankJ9 #5270402710 3 weeks ago
Sure sign of a shitty economy: When you pull out last year's winter coat for the first time this season and there's NO money in the pocket.
— PointBlankJ9 #5024770028 on October 20, 2009
What a beautiful day outside! It can still go fuck itself.
— PointBlankJ9 #4998880073 on October 19, 2009
Two words: wheat crisps. 15 calories each and i can make an actual sammich! Chicken breast, baby spinach and a slice of apple. SHIT YEAH!
— PointBlankJ9 #4737590233 on October 9, 2009
@djheatherww aww, honey. I'm sorry! I'm all shitty myself right now but maybe i can come up with something. let me search my pictures...
— PointBlankJ9 #4619543766 on October 4, 2009
@fat__matt I'm Hollywood now, bitch! With my talent, I can't risk dishpan hands.
— PointBlankJ9 #4590174890 on October 3, 2009
@StevenBayShore i do! I do! I give exactly one flying rat's fuck for that information. I'd consider it a bargain at twice the price.
— PointBlankJ9 #4387239887 on September 25, 2009
@katelynnesilva breathing now. I think. Trying to consume solids, drink coffee, line stomach and then i'll gather my shit and head out.
— PointBlankJ9 #4379351828 on September 25, 2009
@NortonTnklQueen :-) you have shitty friends.
— PointBlankJ9 #4332988986 on September 23, 2009
I seriously dont mind @assbucket watching italian soccer, but this music is the worst shit i've ever heard. and i used to go to the OBI!
— PointBlankJ9 #4329919921 on September 23, 2009
Decisions, decisions....mom jeans or muffin tops? So many options I want it all!!! Fuck!
— PointBlankJ9 #4124619364 on September 20, 2009
Sepultura- ratamahatta! Shit yeah!
— PointBlankJ9 #4110945766 on September 19, 2009
I FUCKING HATE MY EUSTACHIAN TUBES!!!! Itchy losers that i can't scratch!
— PointBlankJ9 #3987824079 on September 14, 2009
@weirdmedicine I LOVED the show. I was just referring to your comment to @jimnorton yesterday. "break a leg and shit"
— PointBlankJ9 #3982046212 on September 14, 2009
@weirdmedicine Does EVERYTHING have to include "shit" with you?
— PointBlankJ9 #3955777085 on September 13, 2009
@FredBrooklyn crazy donkey- OMG living colour is TEARING SHIT UP! I'm blown away right now!!!!
— PointBlankJ9 #3773112822 on September 4, 2009
Holy shit the dumb bitch in front of me just sat through the whole green light what fucking color does she need?
— PointBlankJ9 #3537988785 on August 25, 2009
Was there ever a dog that made a noise remotely close to "bow wow"? I think not. Where did that come from?Why do i give a shit? Good morning
— PointBlankJ9 #3404862393 on August 19, 2009
@meltingmama i agree. what's worse, mine's fishing line. can't even see that shit till it's too late!
— PointBlankJ9 #3288452210 on August 13, 2009
@MillieHatchett jebus said go fuck yourself until you can learn to spell his name. jebus is cranky this morning. it's the humidity i think
— PointBlankJ9 #3146002026 on August 5, 2009
@invisible_dave look at you on your high horse all judgey and shit
— PointBlankJ9 #3057368816 on July 31, 2009
My sweet @assbucket just told me I am like water. No matter how large a space is, i manage to spread my shit out and make a mess. It's true.
— PointBlankJ9 #2657296277 on July 15, 2009
Uggh- I think I just stepped in butterfly shit.
— PointBlankJ9 #1719885544 on May 6, 2009
