@AndyDBryant FANNY pack. that's right, bitch. I even shower with my fanny pack on
— Oatmeal #5292797094 3 weeks ago
@rebeccakelley haha now it's at 2401 - what a shit number
— Oatmeal #4712465311 on October 8, 2009
RT @insult_bird @Oatmeal Your mother is a low-quality metric fuck ton of surly fart-winkles. BURNED BY @insult_bird - SOMEONE PASS THE ALOE!
— Oatmeal #3855646687 on September 8, 2009
@creativestable my printer friendly stylesheets aren't fucking anyone, cuz they have no penises :( :( :(
— Oatmeal #3235444786 on August 10, 2009
i just overwrote a file and lost 7 hours worth of work. fuck fuck fuck
— Oatmeal #2229543868 on June 18, 2009
You don't fuck with lo pan: http://uxhero.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/davidlopan.jpg
— Oatmeal #1471025568 on April 7, 2009
@NigerianPrince hahahhaha where the fuck did you come from
— Oatmeal #1345606555 on March 17, 2009
