This retweet thing is really stupid. Like how'd they go and manage to fuck this up? They fucked it up. You could retweet me.
— michellefeldman #5817982470 3 days ago
Every time @sugarrae yells "fuck me" I hold my breath and wait...
— michellefeldman #5182911903 on October 26, 2009
Shit! #yankees
— michellefeldman #5085854855 on October 22, 2009
@MitchPopilchak Shit.
— michellefeldman #4900980196 on October 15, 2009
@1938media Are you kidding me? I'm sick in the bathroom and I come out to find Mel half gone? Are you fucking kidding? Cough him up!
— michellefeldman #4723575125 on October 8, 2009
Nevermind The Buzzcocks is the funniest show. Dying. We don't get this shit in the States.
— michellefeldman #4716679101 on October 8, 2009
@1938media Are fucking kidding me? Oshen? Nice. You're in the dog house buddy!
— michellefeldman #4685532920 on October 7, 2009
@dbinkowski SHIT! I shouldn't have bragged... I really don't have 100 squares. I fibbed a little. I'm ashamed.
— michellefeldman #4589578499 on October 3, 2009
I'm not looking nor feeling the best today. Fuck working out. I'm in hiding.
— michellefeldman #4372895519 on September 25, 2009
WHF 0 @michellefeldman for I have no fucking idea what I'm doing.
— michellefeldman #4306210334 on September 22, 2009
@rebeccakelley Of course they're fat! Obese! Who would you choose. Bob or Jillian? I thought bob; now I'm thinking Jillian. She's the shit.
— michellefeldman #4023050557 on September 16, 2009
@Pamela_Lund It IS about time we met, doncha think? Shit, we're even neighbors in FarmVille!
— michellefeldman #4022436386 on September 15, 2009
Whoa... I just got got by @swear_bot... And I thinking it's fucking hysterical!
— michellefeldman #4022134487 on September 15, 2009
@Pamela_Lund I call bullshit on @LisaBarone too. Fuck it, let's just all go meet for a beer.
— michellefeldman #4022054976 on September 15, 2009
@derekhalpern Oh fuck. I spoke to soon! #scrabbleringer
— michellefeldman #3964020615 on September 13, 2009
You have got to be fucking kidding me. A ziplock bag? With lables?And a pen? http://pulverblog.pulver.com/archives/008156.html
— michellefeldman #3762269727 on September 4, 2009
@streko Whoa! Now that's the shit!
— michellefeldman #3645279256 on August 30, 2009
Shit. I died again.
— michellefeldman #3500115445 on August 23, 2009
Who the fuck would be insane enough to wear a Michael Vick Jersey?
— michellefeldman #3300261262 on August 13, 2009
I'm watching the Big Brother feeds. I love this shit.
— michellefeldman #3096856478 on August 2, 2009
@vincenzof New it'd annoy the shit out of you! lol ;)
— michellefeldman #3070075306 on August 1, 2009
@yiannopoulos Oh, I should also mention that I look fucking fabulous naked.
— michellefeldman #2901474575 on July 28, 2009
@vincenzof Oh. "fuck" my life sounds right.
— michellefeldman #2853567181 on July 26, 2009
What the fuck is up with the "PerezTV" overlay? Hate him. http://bit.ly/dobMb
— michellefeldman #2752515796 on July 20, 2009
@netmeg Yep. @CarenOshen, my sister whose cats they r, just said the same thing. We're cat sitting while she's in Hawaii for a month. Bitch!
— michellefeldman #2672944872 on July 16, 2009
@davejohnston Shit! You mean it got leaked to the press? Yes it's true. @1938media was choreographing a puppet show for MJ's comeback.
— michellefeldman #2455617199 on July 3, 2009
Fuck #moonfruit.
— michellefeldman #2424265719 on July 1, 2009
@slobokan Dude! I was just reading your blog post. http://bit.ly/JAMk2 That shit's crazy!
— michellefeldman #2415632525 on June 30, 2009
So I'm reading "eat pray love." Everyone loves it. I'm hating it. I realize why... It's a fucking BLOG!
— michellefeldman #2414702238 on June 30, 2009
Buying sport bras is a bitch.
— michellefeldman #2406358389 on June 30, 2009
I don't know about you, but Dublin is right up there with Tel Aviv... Fuck London & Paris.
— michellefeldman #2244403589 on June 19, 2009
@LisaBarone About this #internetfamily stuff... Do we have to do secret santa and all that shit being that we're aunt & uncle Feldman?
— michellefeldman #2177657613 on June 15, 2009
You're all putting me on with this shit, right?
— michellefeldman #2137675905 on June 12, 2009
@vboykis Holy #shit!
— michellefeldman #2105644179 on June 10, 2009
RT @1938media: I love when Dave Winer forgets that he invented shit, and then complains, and invents the same shit all over again. #WFTW
— michellefeldman #2046171066 on June 5, 2009
Shit. I stepped in Daphne's shit.
— michellefeldman #1955709782 on May 28, 2009
I am laughing so fucking hard right now.
— michellefeldman #1955469438 on May 28, 2009
RT @1938media: no disrespect to the mentally ill but wtf is going on at http://kirstiealley.com holy shit it's crazy
— michellefeldman #1955291625 on May 28, 2009
Shit. I just realized I I don't think loosen the soil deep enough when I planted the rose bushes :(
— michellefeldman #1917659086 on May 25, 2009
RT @ShozzyShozzy: @1938media although, even if u were fucking mean it was pretty funny and I feel like a dick fr laughing
— michellefeldman #1894770951 on May 23, 2009
@DanielleyElley Good Morning. You fat fuck.
— michellefeldman #1894268269 on May 23, 2009
The Russian's were fucked as soon as Thousand Island made the seen. You can't get good Russian dressing these days.
— michellefeldman #1891646062 on May 23, 2009
@DanielleyElley Good night you fat fuck.
— michellefeldman #1891539761 on May 23, 2009
@DanielleyElley Hey you fat fuck. I'm @1938media's woman. You fat fuck.
— michellefeldman #1891517197 on May 23, 2009
I can not believe I live in a world that @kirstiealley can tell @1938media to fuck himself. And see it. In real time. Awesome.
— michellefeldman #1890948989 on May 23, 2009
@ronenk That Shel gets into some funny shit, huh? ;)
— michellefeldman #1808251424 on May 15, 2009
RT @YouLookGreat: says the sooner you reach your dreams, the quicker the rest of us can stop listening to you bitch.
— michellefeldman #1789817463 on May 13, 2009
@manderlyrose @heathermargolis FUCK!
— michellefeldman #1779118993 on May 12, 2009
@urbanredneck She's busy blocking the "vipers" In the meantime, more people are unfollowing her just because she such a fucking dope!
— michellefeldman #1773984958 on May 12, 2009
