I'm going to make this blackjack table my bitch
— McCainBlogette #18794193732 2 weeks ago
Do you ever have these moments of how the fuck did I get here and what am I doing? I think I may be heading towards a quarter life crisis...
— McCainBlogette #18670377317 2 weeks ago
job. if I couldn't take the heat I would get out of the kitchen. I'm trying to make a difference and dealing with that shit is part of it.
— McCainBlogette #17978193446 3 weeks ago
Happy Independence Day!!! America, Fuck Yeah!!!!!! :-) my fav rendition of the star spangled banner: http://bit.ly/cusimm
— McCainBlogette #17733950694 on July 4, 2010
RT @TennesseeWolf: RT @KFUCKINGP: In America, real sports have no fucking ties.
— McCainBlogette #16030333515 on June 12, 2010
exited for @azizansari to host the MTV awards tomorrow. That guy is fucking hilarious, especially when he talks about his cousin Harris!
— McCainBlogette #15521206177 on June 5, 2010
sometimes I just think I am too much of a free spirit for this shit.
— McCainBlogette #14940942197 on May 28, 2010
anybody else freaked out as fuck about this oil spill? watching coverage on the news and it's so awful and scary....
— McCainBlogette #13150394805 on April 30, 2010
@TheDude0415 who the fuck are the Knutsens?
— McCainBlogette #9990179915 on March 4, 2010
don't hold anything back or lie about who you are, people can sniff that shit out very easily @R_Glass recommendations to aspiring bloggers?
— McCainBlogette #9961959311 on March 4, 2010
you're such a bitch, I am sitting behind a man that has bumped me more than a toddler @joshrupley Poolside. Sunshine. Grapefruit mimosas.
— McCainBlogette #9797660048 on February 28, 2010
Dear New York City, are you trying to make me your bitch with all this snow and weather? because it's working...
— McCainBlogette #8983857720 on February 11, 2010
@jimnorton just ran into your manager on the street!! Had a nice chat about how fucking funny u r! :-)
— McCainBlogette #7923548178 on January 18, 2010
why am I still awake at 3:30 in the fucking morning?
— McCainBlogette #7192351179 on December 30, 2009
I appreciate that sir :-) RT @shaundreams Being honest @McCainBlogette is sexy as shit even though i didnt vote for her father.
— McCainBlogette #6855533454 on December 20, 2009
I just gotta start owning this shit - its in the URBAN DICTIONARY, wtf http://bit.ly/6lHhC5
— McCainBlogette #6558368456 on December 10, 2009
ok I am getting the fuck off twitter, promise not to delete my account until I sleep on it, thank you for the nice words supporters
— McCainBlogette #4876838466 on October 14, 2009
My adrenalin is still pumping and I think I left nail marks in Ramins arm!!! What the fuck paranormal experience?!?
— McCainBlogette #4774678638 on October 10, 2009
Babs is my fav character on entourage, I like her all black suits, super blonde hair and take no shit attitude - hey wait... :-)
— McCainBlogette #3660992282 on August 31, 2009
Babs is my fav character on entourage, I like her all black suits, super blonde hair and take no shit attitude - hey wait... :-
— McCainBlogette #3660989193 on August 31, 2009
insomnia is such a motherfucker, 3:45 whose not sleeping? yeah me...where my fellow Lestats at? shout out to those that dont sleep!!!!!
— McCainBlogette #3508781165 on August 24, 2009
right there with ya, insomnia is a bitch RT @Heather_D_ insomnia sucks, at least I have @McCainBlogette to keep me company.
— McCainBlogette #3443428406 on August 20, 2009
this story about the reality tv person killing his girlfriend is so horrible it's is making me nauseous I really hope they catch the bastard
— McCainBlogette #3416139263 on August 19, 2009
girltalk bitch ;-) RT @eahanks dinner avec @mccainblogette!
— McCainBlogette #3370415472 on August 17, 2009
Love guys who appreciate when I say mother fucker even if sometimes I have a bow in my hair when saying it
— McCainBlogette #3339829829 on August 15, 2009
But the shit is hilarious
— McCainBlogette #3338415087 on August 15, 2009
@stackiii Fuck yourself
— McCainBlogette #3206955309 on August 9, 2009
chill people, I don't give a fuck about @michellemalkin
— McCainBlogette #3180554274 on August 7, 2009
my life exactly the way I want to. Just because my family is in politics doesn't mean I have to act like it! that shit is so boring...
— McCainBlogette #2926152783 on July 30, 2009
my life exactly the way I want to. Just because my family is in politics doesn't mean I have act like it! that is shit is so boring...
— McCainBlogette #2926142106 on July 30, 2009
tweet my mom @cindyhm1 and ask her to tell you about the crazy person who shit talked me to her! talkin smack about a daughter 2 a mother
— McCainBlogette #2833367886 on July 25, 2009
can't sleep, can't sleep, can't sleep! yuck, have the flu or some shit and jet lag, guess thats what one can expect post-vegas trip...
— McCainBlogette #2667303863 on July 16, 2009
wow every single time I do an interview people call me fat, do you think I give a shit? your only making yourself look bad.
— McCainBlogette #2660026858 on July 15, 2009
@andylevy haha http://is.gd/1lLfj I'm sorry the last time I saw the show, Ann Coulter was talking shit about me and you guys were laughing
— McCainBlogette #2442834598 on July 2, 2009
This is what I always think when people write shit about me: "I'd rather be hated for what I am, than loved for what I'm not".
— McCainBlogette #2431250434 on July 1, 2009
@MADNews101 you don't know me, don't assume I ride around in limos and shit like that, and your friend doesn't know me either.
— McCainBlogette #2354487834 on June 26, 2009
I love blocking people that spout shit on twitter, its the best instant gratification ever
— McCainBlogette #2331986357 on June 25, 2009
Bitch please RT @HeferDust So much fun to watch politicians' kids make jackasses of themselves in public forums & be so proud about it
— McCainBlogette #2061826561 on June 6, 2009
@IMAO_ do you know how many fucking reality shows I've been offered? Just because I'm a blonde female doesn't mean I want to be onreality tv
— McCainBlogette #1954712842 on May 28, 2009
Another fucking speeding ticket!!! Arghhhhhh!!!!!! 2 in 2 days!!!
— McCainBlogette #1954380606 on May 28, 2009
fuck, just got a speeding ticket on the way to the doctor
— McCainBlogette #1937413098 on May 27, 2009
ignorance: RT @Ladyred133 Seriously McCain...THAT THE FUCK...get the hell of the stage..you're just a dumb fucked blond. GO PROP 8!!!!
— McCainBlogette #1933103126 on May 27, 2009
@Meghan_McCain is a fake, poser, crazy person pretending to be me. Don't follow that fake bitch!
— McCainBlogette #1788398452 on May 13, 2009
my fav line in any Biggy song is in "Juicy" when he talks about Sega Genesis, ok that was my childhood, remember when Sega was the shit?
— McCainBlogette #1637134387 on April 28, 2009
that in a fucking twitter nutshell is my life and what I have accomplished so far.
— McCainBlogette #1576931753 on April 21, 2009
I need to fucking spell it out: My first job was at 16 where I tutored kids after school at a local church, when I was 17 and 18 I worked
— McCainBlogette #1576907768 on April 21, 2009
@honeykbee Howard Stern talked about me on his show?!? I LOOOVVEEE Howard Stern, fucking hilarious man. Thanks Howard wherever you are!!
— McCainBlogette #1575425916 on April 21, 2009
@kansandemocrat No, I never sleep! I'm a fucking vampire, I hate it so much, I have the worst insomnia of anyone I know.
— McCainBlogette #1573800005 on April 21, 2009
@britcomeback09 I'm with Shanna, Fuck yourself
— McCainBlogette #1569580171 on April 20, 2009
