RT @VizTopTips: REBEL ALLIANCE. Remember, Admiral Akbar might look like a twat but he knows a fucking trap when he sees one. /via @fraggle35
— MarkONeill #21653792153 2 weeks ago
And on the subject of Android, I am finally ready to dump this piece of @Samsung Galaxy shit and buy the Motorola Milestone instead.
— MarkONeill #20964582476 3 weeks ago
And another thing - is Skype fucking up now? Complete strangers are suddenly appearing on my contact list without me approving them first!
— MarkONeill #20565426876 on August 7, 2010
Just spilt yoghurt on a clean T-shirt. If there is a God, he must either be bored or a complete bastard with a nasty sense of humour.
— MarkONeill #19574335460 on July 26, 2010
Reality TV show stars who do the "phone & vote for me" gesture with their hands should have their fucking hands cut off. And whipped.
— MarkONeill #16017751776 on June 12, 2010
RT: @Article_Dan this is a good example of how Britain is totally fucked up - http://post.ly/jAeH - my God! Breasts! Lock up the kids!
— MarkONeill #16015841306 on June 12, 2010
Gordon Brown lost my vote yesterday. Cameron is a bit of a bastard too (nice hairstyle though). Looks like Nick Clegg then...<sigh>
— MarkONeill #13069126756 on April 29, 2010
I'm going to pay off the phone contract, sell the phone & get the Motorola. Samsung is a pile of shit.They treat their customers VERY badly.
— MarkONeill #11437376236 on April 1, 2010
Ryanair treating a blogger like total shit - http://tinyurl.com/cvpzv7 - just goes to show the airline are complete scumbags - RETWEET THIS!
— MarkONeill #1250464497 on February 25, 2009
@vanillacokehead he's definately been caught doing something bad & now he's talking bollocks to keep Mr Hope from getting his hands dirty
— MarkONeill #1095514635 on January 4, 2009