@SE_Inquirer fuck my life
— LisaBarone #5865940403 1 day ago
this is fucking hilarious. #glee
— LisaBarone #5845665388 2 days ago
@SEOAly Seriously. She's also a total bitch, too.
— LisaBarone #5819604835 3 days ago
@sugarrae We'll be talking about how badly the new RT option fucking sucks tomorrow at @outspokenmedia.
— LisaBarone #5815463211 3 days ago
RT @reese if you're a divorced parent, know this: your child already carries enough guilt as it is. don't add any more to it. [true shit.]
— LisaBarone #5773006291 4 days ago
@dylanspencer Grab a hammer. We'll finish this bitch.
— LisaBarone #5666378134 1 week ago
@john_jordan I know! It's my motivation for getting all this shit done. Boston and Sams. Most perfect combo ever. :)
— LisaBarone #5411723138 2 weeks ago
@saffyre9 We could have hid the whole @mfeinteractive gang up there! And @footose. Whatever the fuck he does all day.
— LisaBarone #5377977429 3 weeks ago
So @chrisabarone's birthday is next week. He's 23 (holy fuck), an #apple fanboy and kind of emo (shut up). What do I get him?
— LisaBarone #5240384929 3 weeks ago
@sugarrae People don't think you're too much of a guy. They think you're too much of a bitch. There's a subtle difference.
— LisaBarone #5182609516 on October 26, 2009
@streko Bitch, please, do you know how many dinners you owe me? :)
— LisaBarone #5181924735 on October 26, 2009
Holy shit, I think I actually got my site up all by myself. @graywolf would be so proud of me right now.
— LisaBarone #5140298874 on October 24, 2009
is taking the afternoon off to do shit that matters. #seacrestout #pickyourbattles
— LisaBarone #5076420543 on October 22, 2009
@sugarrae Yeah, thanks a fucking lot for ruining my night.
— LisaBarone #5059197414 on October 21, 2009
Your much better staying OUT of the conversation than showing me you really don't give a shit w/ a link to your contact page. SCREW YOU, TOO
— LisaBarone #5050835711 on October 21, 2009
OH at airport: [whine, bitch, whine, moan, complain, whine, yawn] ...oh wait, that's me and @rhea.
— LisaBarone #4959438274 on October 17, 2009
If u meet someone & they won’t badmouth another person, they’re full of shit & you’re not to trust them. That’s not being human - @1938media
— LisaBarone #4954783121 on October 17, 2009
At dinner with bloggers talking about blogging. And no one is bringing up Google or SEO. Its like fucking heaven.
— LisaBarone #4879572201 on October 14, 2009
You all say "cribbage" like I know what fuck you're talking about. :)
— LisaBarone #4814273338 on October 12, 2009
@jamievaron Dude, last year SXSW started the day after PubCon, both in Austin, and I STILL wasn't there. I know. There's just too much shit.
— LisaBarone #4792997665 on October 11, 2009
Updated my mom on what I've been up to w/ Outspoken. She asked when the private phone line/personal security were coming #bitch #whereigetit
— LisaBarone #4765554953 on October 10, 2009
@dylanspencer I don't expecrt them to win. I expect them to fucking show up. #redsox
— LisaBarone #4753567508 on October 9, 2009
Keith Urban's arms are fucking ridiculous. #likesarms
— LisaBarone #4723081410 on October 8, 2009
I aint settling...I've had enough so-so for the rest of my life. [True fucking fact]
— LisaBarone #4720399982 on October 8, 2009
@streko The shit I do for you. Pass this to @itcn http://productiveblog.tumblr.com/
— LisaBarone #4502005525 on September 30, 2009
Srsly, @sugarrae just had an epiphany that Wentworth Miller was "her type". No fucking duh. He's EVERYONE'S type.
— LisaBarone #4348943570 on September 24, 2009
@sugarrae You can publish tomorrow. People are still digesting yesterday's shit storm and comments. :p
— LisaBarone #4346342229 on September 24, 2009
Its pretty bad when I have to beg @rhea to NOT Overheard something I just said. Esp when it happens twice. In 5 minutes. #bitch
— LisaBarone #4329945419 on September 23, 2009
Productivity RUINED. Watching a vid of @streko's kid car dancing. On endless loop. Cutest fucking kid alive. [hits play again]
— LisaBarone #4329249490 on September 23, 2009
You know, only fucking @graywolf would notice that.
— LisaBarone #4295174194 on September 22, 2009
@aimclear Study: People who don't get microblogging label it 'boring'. Also, sky reportedly blue, says The Bitch From Outspoken
— LisaBarone #4162422555 on September 21, 2009
"For people like us, college is an accessory. Like a Malawi baby or a poodle" Oh. Shit. #gossipgirl
— LisaBarone #4160862578 on September 21, 2009
I get why people settle in marriages. It's so they have someone else to make do their shit. It sounds so ingenious now!
— LisaBarone #4156096843 on September 21, 2009
Why do I call my mother? Really? It never fucking helps. #doeseverythingalone #getsnohelp #reallytiredofit
— LisaBarone #4155862496 on September 21, 2009
RT @chrisabarone A book keeps talking about itself in the third person. @ChrisABarone finds that really fucking annoying. [delirious giggle]
— LisaBarone #4139840812 on September 20, 2009
@dylanspencer Seriously, is there a class they give you boys in hs called How To Scare The Shit Out A Girl? Cause you're killin' it.
— LisaBarone #4139287083 on September 20, 2009
Why does every guy who grew up in Upstate, NY think they're "gangsta" with their chains and shit? YOU LIVE IN TROY! GET A HANDLE ON IT!
— LisaBarone #4135633912 on September 20, 2009
@sugarrae They highlighted the two things you bitch about most often. Sounds about right. :p [ducks]
— LisaBarone #4080488132 on September 18, 2009
My Mom on @chrisabarone: If you ask me, he's fucking brainwashed. They fucking brainwashed him. #apple
— LisaBarone #4055654628 on September 17, 2009
@dylanspencer Yeah, you got me. I really don't give a shit. :p
— LisaBarone #4043659750 on September 16, 2009
Meant to type "touch", instead typed "bitch". Gigglefest commences.
— LisaBarone #4038806485 on September 16, 2009
@MichelleFeldman @rebeccekelley is me, but Asian. You should totally follow her. She cracks my shit up (and puts up with mine). #girlcrush
— LisaBarone #4021684555 on September 15, 2009
@kimmieoftroy Fuck I think he has a wedding ring on in one of the vids. Srsly?
— LisaBarone #4017007549 on September 15, 2009
Now that we've all given @jatar_k such shit for his tweeting, we probably won't see him again for two months. Way to be assholes, guys! :p
— LisaBarone #4006238220 on September 15, 2009
@kennyhyder I think I'll stick with my Sams or Harp, thanks. You can't give me shit for Sam's and support @rhea's bullshit cider habit.
— LisaBarone #3995598759 on September 14, 2009
Note to self: Side projects are only profitable and worth it if you DON'T spend 2 hours over analyzing and stressing. Just fucking do it.
— LisaBarone #3867925909 on September 9, 2009
Sat mornings spent on the train w my laptop, writing shit that actually matters and a full view of the Hudson don't suck.
— LisaBarone #3778623685 on September 5, 2009
OH: He's really fucking hot, especially when he's holding a fishing pole. Er, that wasn't a euphemism.
— LisaBarone #3769183745 on September 4, 2009
@thinkbasis Thanks for dishing out a dose of common fucking sense. ;)
— LisaBarone #3768188863 on September 4, 2009
