Killed an ant while writing...@nfan12 no shit ur mom
— LAIJosh #3523549770 on August 24, 2009
@LAIDj can u fucking upload the god dam video
— LAIJosh #3463450116 on August 21, 2009
WTF YOUTUBE LOOKS LIKE SHIT I DUNNO HOW TO DO ANYTHING
— LAIJosh #3276443517 on August 12, 2009
You must be fucking with me. My TV came today, but I was sleeping and two, I needa be 21 to sign the paper
— LAIJosh #3269260761 on August 12, 2009
NOOO FUCK FACEBOOK IS UNDER MAINTENANCE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
— LAIJosh #3228944321 on August 10, 2009
@CompHElperKid and since I have one more year of warranty on this XPS 420 (replaced the 410 by dell for free), i can mod this shit w.o worry
— LAIJosh #3167879723 on August 6, 2009
@ScratchedChalk read the fucking review, and u see the screen: sexy. get on skype
— LAIJosh #3160897034 on August 5, 2009
Fuck the CO1U lol, putting it on eBay later today
— LAIJosh #3152312621 on August 5, 2009
JEzuz FUCKING Christ. I have a package in my mailbox, but the god dam mailman PUT THE WRONG KEY IN MY MAILBOX. FUUUUCK ME.
— LAIJosh #3151213681 on August 5, 2009
I now have no clue what TV to get cuz supposively the V Series sucks too!Might just go to the TV store on Friday and see how this shit looks
— LAIJosh #3141548561 on August 5, 2009
@ScratchedChalk 1. Talk on Skype with me and nick 2.go to sleep 3.go fuck urself lol, seriously, go fuck urself
— LAIJosh #3099128040 on August 3, 2009
Fuck WoW
— LAIJosh #3096936295 on August 2, 2009
@ScratchedChalk Wow dude. Your fucking crazy if you got all 3 islands in about 2 days.
— LAIJosh #3081364402 on August 1, 2009
Just broke my fucking' 17" monitor
— LAIJosh #3077535111 on August 1, 2009
O shit i needa go to sleep, nite all
— LAIJosh #3067344332 on August 1, 2009
@ComputerTV when is all this rock ur quad shit done? I want inbox and tech update bak
— LAIJosh #3067318671 on August 1, 2009
Fuck, it is August 1st. 23 days till school starts, but i actually kind of want to go back even though my classes are SHIT hard.
— LAIJosh #3066334963 on August 1, 2009
@LAIDj Dude ware the fuck did u go!
— LAIJosh #3066237600 on August 1, 2009
@alexosh1234 WHO THE FUCK GIVES THERE CELL # OUT ON THE NET?
— LAIJosh #2940174624 on July 30, 2009
Nissan GT-R is the best fucking car ever
— LAIJosh #2906649577 on July 29, 2009
I make such fucking stupid mistakes...bought 533mhz RAM, but was suppose to get 667mhz. I'm so fucking retarded. In the mean time, SIMS 3!
— LAIJosh #2895319060 on July 28, 2009
FUCKING BALL SAC I ORDERED THE WRONG RAM FOR MY NETBOOK FUCK FUCK FUCK
— LAIJosh #2895121599 on July 28, 2009
@The_Sims_3 Don't fucking retweet me! Fucking help me! Sims 3 won't work!!!!!
— LAIJosh #2884802855 on July 28, 2009
@nfan12 if u had any fucking sense u'd kno its country.
— LAIJosh #2870771318 on July 27, 2009
Scared the fuck outta Nick on Skype cuz he didnt kno his video was on.
— LAIJosh #2833475386 on July 25, 2009
Fucking...@ScratchedChalk lost 2 subs
— LAIJosh #2833252699 on July 25, 2009
FUCK THE LAST TWEET
— LAIJosh #2729493829 on July 19, 2009
This stupid fucking GTA mission is so fricken hard
— LAIJosh #2729301336 on July 19, 2009
Sleep, nite all, @KimberleKelly who the fuck r u
— LAIJosh #2716088385 on July 18, 2009
Fuck sleeping
— LAIJosh #2683856696 on July 17, 2009
Bill must have fucked himself over if he thinks that many people will move over from Windows to Chrome OS. - http://cuthut.com/BUe
— LAIJosh #2665592389 on July 16, 2009
MW2 Prestige Edition is FUCKING AWESOME- http://bit.ly/201KR4
— LAIJosh #2648006913 on July 15, 2009
@kevinrose @alexalbrecht Its official...the owner of Burger King is fuckin' gay as shit. Period.
— LAIJosh #2647581676 on July 15, 2009
FUCK I MITE HAVE SWINE FLU.
— LAIJosh #2454209884 on July 3, 2009
Well, my site is fucked. Won't be able to release it till later in the month. Maybe end of July if I'm lucky
— LAIJosh #2447320470 on July 2, 2009
Tmobile is fucking with me. Two weeks and my fam is alrdy at 759/1000 minutes? We have 2 more weeks to go!
— LAIJosh #2424800400 on July 1, 2009
Omfg. iTunes just cleared out my entire iPod Shuffle. Fuck you iTunes.
— LAIJosh #2412362985 on June 30, 2009
Jezus Christ man, I have three ppl that can't help me for shit with my site.
— LAIJosh #2268800538 on June 21, 2009
@wee493 ya i saw that. just that i don't kno shit about web design and stuff like this to kno wat im doing.
— LAIJosh #2268630274 on June 21, 2009
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I DIDNT NO I HAD TO BUY THE SITE ON GO DADDY. I THOUGHT SQUARESPACE DID ALL THAT. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUK
— LAIJosh #2268015790 on June 21, 2009
@kirtanpatel u lying like shit. ur not in 9th grade rite now. u told me u were in 7th.
— LAIJosh #2260135025 on June 20, 2009
@kirtanpatel mhmm, sure. of course u would get on twitter in the fucking 4th grade or watever grade u wer in.
— LAIJosh #2260107800 on June 20, 2009
HOLY SHIT. I went to six flags apply for a job webpage and this huge sound played, I GOT SCARED AS SHIT
— LAIJosh #2255829817 on June 20, 2009
O SHIT. My dad came in my room while i was all nitering and i didnt notice and he scared me out of my fricken mind!
— LAIJosh #2250560769 on June 20, 2009
fuck you #squarespace
— LAIJosh #2244107149 on June 19, 2009
I got 2 hours on hand. Time to work on the site. @ScratchedChalk get the fuck on skype
— LAIJosh #2200603796 on June 16, 2009
O Shit! Google Earth's pic of my house includes me in my white beater getting the mail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— LAIJosh #2084978406 on June 8, 2009
Good thing Hulu made a Mac version for Hulu Desktop. Don't needa hear Mac users crying like shit whenever they don't get what they want.
— LAIJosh #1954409768 on May 28, 2009
@xpxvistaosx @wee493 for the price, its shit. Build a computer with double the power. ( I know OSX is the reason its alot of money but stil)
— LAIJosh #1750981578 on May 9, 2009
