I love how Mr. JailBait has turned everyone to Team Jake. fuck.that. if you read the books, you know who wins in the end anyway. Team EDWARD
— Kortnii #5913957064 1 hour ago
When life hands you lemons... break out the vodka and have a fucking drink.
— Kortnii #5789417520 4 days ago
send me more angry music while Im away for a bit! Gotta write some shit down before it runs off....ah! *chases ideas to Word Doc.*
— Kortnii #5701756971 1 week ago
@Michael_Velasco I kid not, I had a teacher in H.S. that could read for SHIT! Was my Print Making teacher, I was second hand embarrassed...
— Kortnii #5701650151 1 week ago
I need angry/hate music....send it. please....? I'm talking explitives and "im gonna fucking kill you"s....hit me with it! <3
— Kortnii #5700975788 1 week ago
I need hate music....send it. please....? I'm talking explitives and "im gonna fucking kill you"s....hit me with it! <3
— Kortnii #5700958867 1 week ago
"Open your mouth and I'll break it; don't give a fuck it you hate it." ♫ http://blip.fm/~gbixk
— Kortnii #5699976870 1 week ago
best fucking wishes around!! RT @kharizzmatik It's midnight so that means.... Happy friday the 13th and HAPPY BIRTHDAY to @SuperDotato
— Kortnii #5671860332 1 week ago
so.sleepy.ugh. I keep passing out. not good. deadline........shit.
— Kortnii #5666245510 1 week ago
deal. only Im supposed to stay off here too.... shit. RT @sunshine_00 if u see me tweet again tonite, i demand that u #cuntpunch me, k?
— Kortnii #5644312723 1 week ago
BOO YOU WHORE! RT @ECullenz Nah it'll only be 3 this time! I assure ya RT @Kortnii @ECullenz fuck. you better not take 5 months to return!
— Kortnii #5640845789 1 week ago
just me, or is Rob extra fucking adorable in London?
— Kortnii #5633522865 1 week ago
@KiyaRaven PMSL = pissing myself laughing...? Im pretty sure. LOL Im always so horrible with this sort of shit.
— Kortnii #5615094214 1 week ago
not that a give a shit, but I hold my friends hands all the time, does that mean we are fucking too?
— Kortnii #5605706893 1 week ago
@_VixB youve never read bad fanfic? you are a ff hoor. Im a picky bitch LOL half the shit I start I never finish
— Kortnii #5581658054 2 weeks ago
http://www.twitpic.com/oa5kh - team Jasper: Kill that Bella bitch!
— Kortnii #5520513878 2 weeks ago
@kharizzmatik in regards to my last tweet:: I am not a bitch, I am just way too fucking honest LOL
— Kortnii #5500164686 2 weeks ago
does anyone else agree that its way fucking harder to write on a deadline? cause it sure as hell aint easy #nervouslittleshit
— Kortnii #5498506318 2 weeks ago
@_VixB WTF E&B Karaoke? what in the fuck are you reading??
— Kortnii #5495296901 2 weeks ago
@motochick43 fuck you very very much. <3 ♫ http://blip.fm/~fzayp
— Kortnii #5494129342 2 weeks ago
.@Kat_KittyKat you can thank @twiliusted for her #fucktasticpervyness for my Avi. I am her bitch now.
— Kortnii #5491892523 2 weeks ago
@Kat_KittyKat so much that you want me to just keep fucking rambling so its in the feed?
— Kortnii #5491847463 2 weeks ago
@Kat_KittyKat RIGHT?! @twilusted made it for me. it fucking owns my imagination....
— Kortnii #5475572207 2 weeks ago
Follow fucking Friday to @Twilusted : my fellow sparklepeen luver and all around badass <3
— Kortnii #5475148502 2 weeks ago
@twilusted PERFECT!!!!! Im so fucking stoked now you have no idea. I shall find a way to repay one day... #Iloveyoualmostasmuchassparklepeen
— Kortnii #5475125617 2 weeks ago
youre a writer. RT @kharizzmatik why do i insist on being to peculiar about the stupid shit that doesnt matter?
— Kortnii #5443787708 2 weeks ago
@myria101 I think hes ugly as fuck LOL
— Kortnii #5355010425 3 weeks ago
Skittles & Vodka = WIN FUCKING WIN
— Kortnii #5352206281 3 weeks ago
uhm....shit... RT @Pilineasalways Last time Rob was in Japan: *thud* (i just found this!!) http://twitpic.com/nq3is
— Kortnii #5321644491 3 weeks ago
I HATE YOU ROBERT PATTINSON!!! fuck. you....please... http://bit.ly/tKxck
— Kortnii #5303045064 3 weeks ago
@JustKG_ did you make that shit up? I am dead.
— Kortnii #5278184489 3 weeks ago
@ECullenz NO! fuck. you better not take 5 months to return this time! #ImissECullenz
— Kortnii #5275782772 3 weeks ago
@myria101 ORLY? I have so many pics that could go to fics....shit. lol!
— Kortnii #5252796605 3 weeks ago
@marisstar I DID!! actually. my friend came online around 4am and helped me the fuck out. I was so happy. hahaha
— Kortnii #5237520570 3 weeks ago
@JustKG_ sometimes...I fucking love your blips <3 just sayin.
— Kortnii #5222468899 3 weeks ago
@marisstar its ok. just fucking irritating. Im like...forcing the scene out and its...well....shit. *facetodesk*
— Kortnii #5219368653 3 weeks ago
@kharizzmatik psssh. we all know you just want to blip the shit out of twitter tonight. but is ok, I wanted music anyway.
— Kortnii #5190620624 on October 26, 2009
holy shit... RT @Pilineasalways So if u ever have a Rob autograph, those fingers will have graze the paper *thud* http://twitpic.com/n31xe
— Kortnii #5187327250 on October 26, 2009
why is @switchfoot following me? oh thats right. cause Im obviously fucking awesome. who knew?
— Kortnii #5168701111 on October 26, 2009
Bella Swan | Forks , Washington DC = someones Twitter info. I cant make this shit up, I promise.
— Kortnii #5166186209 on October 26, 2009
and by marked I mean with a super fancy drawing pen. not like. whatever the fuck youre thinking.... #artstudentftw
— Kortnii #5165258242 on October 25, 2009
@green_i_girl in one sitting? check for cavitys you nut. LOL holy shit.
— Kortnii #5158199198 on October 25, 2009
I just snorted so bad lol RT @kharizzmatik this made me LOL.... the weird shit I find *shakes head* SFW http://bit.ly/Vo68C
— Kortnii #5109941246 on October 23, 2009
orly? thats what she said...RT @hunterhunting And here it is, CHAPTER 27, it's really fucking long: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5143291/27/
— Kortnii #5109894316 on October 23, 2009
's new twitter wallpaper is pure fucking win. #truestory
— Kortnii #5091819216 on October 23, 2009
as much as I LOVE the song Fuck You by Lily Allen, why is everyone blipping it tonight? did I miss the memo?
— Kortnii #5089318071 on October 22, 2009
@CanadasMichelle Im going to school for writing. FanFic helps me grow in writing style and etc. easy peasy shit, you know?
— Kortnii #5036543622 on October 20, 2009
@BarbAnn73 "You should grow a mustache" "I cant" "Me either" LOL!! I fucking love Juno
— Kortnii #5035534885 on October 20, 2009
I REPEAT: Anyone reading the FF: Art School Confidential by farkle? And if so, do they have a twitter? Cause I fucking love it. #artgeek
— Kortnii #5034227219 on October 20, 2009
