@mrpower and the cast of CrimeWatch doing We Will Rock You or whatever unmitigated shit passes for charity entertainment these days.
— JimBarker #5900209977 9 hours ago
@Killdozer People who aren't prof musicians/filmmakers/whatever should just start making their own stuff and sharing it. Fuck the majors.
— JimBarker #5870186935 1 day ago
@AlexJThomas I read that. What a twat. But then it's not like I thought highly of him before hand. Most shit comic in decades.
— JimBarker #5791079025 4 days ago
@AlexJThomas Indeed. But as I've never identified with the Tories, I don't give a shit about them. I don't expect them to get me on side.
— JimBarker #5744524651 5 days ago
I can't believe so many intelligent people are getting agitated over #xfactor. None of you would buy any of this shitty music anyway.
— JimBarker #5542172409 2 weeks ago
To be fair, ... no, fuck that.
— JimBarker #5294269430 3 weeks ago
@TobyinHelsinki Where are you? I'll send my friend Timo and he'll get you out of there. He knows every shit bar in Helsinki.
— JimBarker #5130695711 on October 24, 2009
Why do some bands think they should stick a 2 minute song at the end of 30 minutes of silence on their cds? What a fucking joke.
— JimBarker #5127426177 on October 24, 2009
@dhmorton Good quote. Basically, once people choose to pay politicians to manage it rather than work on society themselves, it's fucked.
— JimBarker #5077859515 on October 22, 2009
@JamieSport By geeks, for geeks. Everyone who says it's better and easier than Windows is speaking for themselves. & software's shit.
— JimBarker #5053600073 on October 21, 2009
@mrpower Why you wastin yr time wiv dat shit, boy? #xfactor is on!
— JimBarker #4951048937 on October 17, 2009
@CllrTim YAY! Brilliant news. But shit! That is a huge BNP vote. More than all non-Labour added together. Good work though.
— JimBarker #4900499855 on October 15, 2009
@mrpower Trots? Fuck yeah. I hate Trotsky for what he did to the Kronstadt rebels. He deserved every inch of that fucking icepick.
— JimBarker #4817945554 on October 12, 2009
@uponnothing And I bet you most of those people don't even fucking live here anymore. arseholes. complete and utter arseholes.
— JimBarker #4817908292 on October 12, 2009
@qwghlm I agree. It's a bullshit reason, but that's how the perpetrators see it. They kill to preserve their honour. I know it's fucked up.
— JimBarker #4811230275 on October 12, 2009
@T_P_W I'm listening to Stuart Marconi's Freak Zone on 6Music on the iPlayer. Yay for us avoiding #xfactor shit.
— JimBarker #4768638021 on October 10, 2009
I'm listening to Black Flag, this may explain my devil-may-care, fuck-you attitude.: http://open.spotify.com/album/4jBYjoYLD7GOHzVQ8olPlV
— JimBarker #4717122959 on October 8, 2009
@averyps Tynchy Stryder is a fraud. I just saw Dizzee Rascal's new "Playboy" video and that was shit too. What a lame bunch.
— JimBarker #4583857352 on October 3, 2009
@unslugged How I would love to smash his smug-ugly fucking face in. He has no redeeming features. None.
— JimBarker #4547938210 on October 2, 2009
@unslugged Facebook is shit, agreed. I got sick of it after I'd been invited to a million quizzes and had sheep and zombies thrown at me.
— JimBarker #4547139602 on October 2, 2009
@MarkReckons It winds me up when some party that's been in power for years goes on about a "new dawn" and "a fresh start". Bollocks.
— JimBarker #4492210968 on September 30, 2009
@mrpower True. Voters are indeed the point. It'd be nice if newspapers weren't used as propaganda organs though. Bastard things.
— JimBarker #4491702311 on September 30, 2009
@bristolwestpaul I never talk to political canvassers. I told a Tory bloke to fuck off once. I can't politics with strangers like that.
— JimBarker #4451773921 on September 28, 2009
@mrpower Yeah, fucking initiatives. Crap way to do anything. "oooh, let's have a fresh initiative!" oooh let's.
— JimBarker #4451320519 on September 28, 2009
@mrpower That childcare thing is totally fucked up, but did it come from some chav on a moped? Nope, straight from Ofsted. Not good thinking
— JimBarker #4424637219 on September 27, 2009
@jamiepotter Let's see some parents in court over this. There's not a court in the land that'd convict em. Stupid fucking Ofsted.
— JimBarker #4422991548 on September 27, 2009
@dnotice Do the BNP really employ this rabid idiot as a "legal guy"? He must go down a storm in court. What a witless cunt.
— JimBarker #4398021115 on September 26, 2009
@therealsim_o It's today, me hearty. Oh bollocks.
— JimBarker #4105874841 on September 19, 2009
@antonvowl Life from Studio 5 needs to be on a tiny cable channel to do well. Like the shit you get on Nuts TV.
— JimBarker #4083265477 on September 18, 2009
@iamjamesward I hate it when mums throw things out. We love our mums, don't we, but we could fucking kill them when they throw things out.
— JimBarker #4082272772 on September 18, 2009
@JamieSport Having trouble with fucking trolls? Chuck a bucket of water over them, then feed them both a goat, then they go away. 'Kay?
— JimBarker #4036003926 on September 16, 2009
@stealthmunchkin It's like Mike Love has developed a Beach Boys spray that you just aim at whatever shit you're recording, and Instant Gold!
— JimBarker #4012050568 on September 15, 2009
@KlarkeKent It certainly is. I should know. I'm Professor of Shit at Oxford.
— JimBarker #3990027943 on September 14, 2009
@AlexJThomas It was artistic yes. And the reason is backfired is the reason it was so great. It cut to the heart of why the artworld is shit
— JimBarker #3988746188 on September 14, 2009
@Cardiff_Blogger As long as someone breaks Chris Martin in half, I'm happy. No, to be fair he does seem like a nice bloke. Shit band though.
— JimBarker #3988126254 on September 14, 2009
#cynicalsayings If you can't say something nice about someone, you ain't worth shit, bitch!
— JimBarker #3761658924 on September 4, 2009
@politic_animal If there's one thing I hate it's fucking "think tanks". Trying to 2nd guess life so they can sell us shit products/politics.
— JimBarker #3387447486 on August 18, 2009
So, I hate the internet. Been fighting my broadband all day, and once again, it's not even breaking a sweat. Why can't this shit just work?
— JimBarker #3350215739 on August 16, 2009
@dnotice Do you not remember the original Wheel of Justice? "Spin, spin, spin the Wheel of Justice! See how fast the bastard turns!"
— JimBarker #3184682779 on August 7, 2009
@dnotice See how fast the bastard turns! What next? What's on the end of the stick, Sheriff?
— JimBarker #3184395312 on August 7, 2009
Listening: End Hits by Fugazi. 1997. Fucking perfect.
— JimBarker #3073754870 on August 1, 2009
@loveandgarbage woooh, spooky. Does that mean Ant & Dec will do a shit movie about his autopsy in 20 years?
— JimBarker #2517672950 on July 7, 2009
@antonvowl Although I don't look forward to a Tory govt, but I do look forward to the DM heaping the same shit on DC as it has on GB.
— JimBarker #2433888880 on July 2, 2009
@mrpower As the young people now say to me "Shit! You're OLD, man!" That's how kids talk these days. No respect.
— JimBarker #2363942744 on June 27, 2009
@bloggerheads Typical shit from GG. Anyone who doesn't know would think that Orpheus and Dionysus were real historical figures.
— JimBarker #2360545497 on June 27, 2009
@bloggerheads Wow. Wade really has reached the pinnacle of Shit Mountain, hasn't she?
— JimBarker #2293752080 on June 23, 2009
@GuyAitchison Yeah,but they'll just replace it w/ modern pompous shit, that'll seem incredibly old hat inside 10 yrs. Stick with old stuff.
— JimBarker #2283641419 on June 22, 2009
@RealBillBailey Don't fuck it up, eh?
— JimBarker #2282159091 on June 22, 2009
@mrpower Still, it's like picking maltesers out of shit, isn't it? Maybe some people with a conscience work there. That's heartening.
— JimBarker #2276055727 on June 22, 2009
