jst checked my voicemail frm yesterday..my grandfather from cali "james i just got here and i 4got my fucking drivers license" (o god)
— JayisDramatic #2420886977 on July 1, 2009
RT @HypeDaGreat: It's morphin time!!! (Lol this guy..the fucking pink ranger over here)
— JayisDramatic #2406550558 on June 30, 2009
Fuck...I'm broker then a bad boy artist right now..take dat take dat....
— JayisDramatic #2405848289 on June 30, 2009
Wtf they building on 95th and broadway? Shit look like a space station
— JayisDramatic #2394002241 on June 29, 2009
Myke: I need to fuck 35 and higher...adubbaz: my momz???..myke: fine...,,hahhhahhhaha
— JayisDramatic #2368663569 on June 28, 2009
Just saw a few of ya sign into facebook...hmmmm..Like "o shit! Lemme update my shit!"
— JayisDramatic #2359442512 on June 27, 2009
@MzsFreSH forget it! Just fucking forget it!!! (Lol j/k)
— JayisDramatic #2346694705 on June 26, 2009
@jeanaabeanaa lol I was like "alice on wonderland"? Shit sounds like a porn
— JayisDramatic #2344740041 on June 26, 2009
Going to jackson hewwit...y is this shit on avenue d? Why is anything on avenue d??? I feel like I'm walking to brooklyn
— JayisDramatic #2330910653 on June 25, 2009
@ThatDudeSwift yo just take someones I'd there..fuck em
— JayisDramatic #2329480752 on June 25, 2009
@MzsFreSH no no im talking about snickle frtiz... @ThatDudeSwift know the deal...fucking lingerers...always lingering
— JayisDramatic #2314079294 on June 24, 2009
big ass fly in my room...just took a towel and bruce lee's that fucker like "waaaaaa ttttaaaaaaaaa!!!!"
— JayisDramatic #2278914330 on June 22, 2009
Passing "deer park"..where all the fucking water at??
— JayisDramatic #2271313138 on June 21, 2009
@alexisbelon go for the turkey...more meat (pause)...lol..if I was hungry I'd kill and eat a fucking eagle
— JayisDramatic #2270798362 on June 21, 2009
I'm tired of this bisexual fucking weather...pick a side!!! Make up ur mind!!!
— JayisDramatic #2267355343 on June 21, 2009
Just walked into the spot..some dude is holding a poodle and walking around petting it..fucking dr evil is in the club!!!
— JayisDramatic #2217803109 on June 17, 2009
Went to the atm to get money..I come out(pause) and pffo! There gone..what the virgin fuck is going on????
— JayisDramatic #2217714433 on June 17, 2009
Yo I hate on @ThatDudeSwift on twitter...but in person he's my best friend..that's called "cyber bitch slap" take dat!
— JayisDramatic #2124555461 on June 11, 2009
Fuck the post office
— JayisDramatic #2109068930 on June 10, 2009
Waited 25 mins for a bathroom..2 girls came out...I wasn't mad!!! Youporn that shit!!! 2 girls in dirty bathroom.com
— JayisDramatic #2062753426 on June 7, 2009
Just came from my cousins bday..she a fucking G! I love u jeana!
— JayisDramatic #2062516340 on June 7, 2009
Funniest shit..mwhite boy at the bar with jeans a button up and a bandana like he the preppy juelz
— JayisDramatic #2061855296 on June 6, 2009
Lmao at this zohan shit..how they got a store called "going out of business" hahhaa..true ny shit
— JayisDramatic #2024009609 on June 3, 2009
Yo remember the mentos commercials where u can any wild shit u wanted as long as u smiled and showed the person ur mentos
— JayisDramatic #2017972299 on June 3, 2009
Watching the original omen flick...this lil bastard made giraffes run away by looking at them! Hahaa
— JayisDramatic #1983174237 on May 31, 2009
In the suburbs, chased the ice cream truck on some corey from boy meets world shit
— JayisDramatic #1976518711 on May 30, 2009
Real talk.. @dcardi82 is a fucking ass
— JayisDramatic #1973168249 on May 30, 2009
u kno u bout to fight: when you u trying to slam the elevator door in a strangers face and the shit opens again while u laughing
— JayisDramatic #1952129057 on May 28, 2009
Looking for a softball league @ThatDudeSwift and I can play in (pause)..I use to play in the EMT shit but its od far..any suggestions?
— JayisDramatic #1874711828 on May 21, 2009
Fuck my mother..that drunk b**** just called me to tell me off...fuck her seriously...I don't respect garbage
— JayisDramatic #1854441855 on May 19, 2009
@alexisbelon wtf kinda star trek shit is that??
— JayisDramatic #1848986719 on May 19, 2009
Fyi @ThatDudeSwift is a bitch..twitter thug...smh
— JayisDramatic #1813392465 on May 15, 2009
@lcreck good shit
— JayisDramatic #1809971664 on May 15, 2009
The LES is on fire aaaahhhhh...crazyyyy fire from the hallway window...backdraft shit!! Kurt Russel aka Bull go save them!!!
— JayisDramatic #1802369934 on May 14, 2009
@jeanaabeanaa y didn't u invite ur cousin? U waste of ...um....fuck u...period...hahhaa
— JayisDramatic #1744292273 on May 9, 2009
@jeanaabeanaa what phone so u have now fucker?
— JayisDramatic #1691448547 on May 3, 2009
I didn't wanna order..I'm trying some new shit its called exi-eating..its excercising and eating in one package (pause)
— JayisDramatic #1639808275 on April 28, 2009
Fuck @HypeDaGreat and @ThatDudeSwift ...I'm mad I just realized I'm sitting here and unconciously singing "she's outa her shell" ....smh
— JayisDramatic #1614914471 on April 25, 2009
I need some new fucking shorts
— JayisDramatic #1613795839 on April 25, 2009
Free beer for the beer pong winners? Me and dave already owning this table..who next??? I went to new palyz bitch!!!!
— JayisDramatic #1610486831 on April 24, 2009
I go "ham cheese lettuce and mayonaise" he responds 2 sends later "ha cheese lettuce tomato mayonaise" .r u fucking stupid? I hate this guy!
— JayisDramatic #1585262253 on April 22, 2009
Decided to go to stop 1 closer to the house..and mustache dude made me wait again!!! Talking to his boy..fuck u mustache man!!!!!
— JayisDramatic #1585244217 on April 22, 2009
I kno more about tree then squirell!!! Respect my comglomerate!!! Yo its a nyc type night..suburbs don't understand this shit..class at 10am
— JayisDramatic #1548301546 on April 17, 2009
@ThatDudeSwift Don't get ur head bust....comma (the new pause)....I should get drunk wit paper...ray and just r straight bitch.. Real talk
— JayisDramatic #1548243410 on April 17, 2009
@JesusBlack887 you want trash talk? Fuck you....there u go...I'm a fairly simple person..i keeps it ol school.....
— JayisDramatic #1458347541 on April 5, 2009
