Math homework DONE. I feel as though I'm going to get a lot of shit done this semester. Just a feeling
— JORDance #7963153673 on January 19, 2010
Avatar 3D... IMAX Bitch!!!!!
— JORDance #7464230573 on January 6, 2010
Fuck the flu shot, GET THE FLU!
— JORDance #6194151064 on November 30, 2009
Philosophy midterm in 12 hours. Fuck
— JORDance #5470976752 on November 5, 2009
Bitch in starbucks didn't give me a sleeve for my coffee and now my hands are melting off
— JORDance #5177347608 on October 26, 2009
Wednesday, done. Thursday, bring it on bitch!
— JORDance #5062523304 on October 22, 2009
If cocaine was a bicycle, it would have gin and tonic training wheels... Oh fuck the training wheels just give me the damn bike
— JORDance #4765725911 on October 10, 2009
Locked myself out of my room... Again. Had to go to the "police station" and they gave me shit. Oh what a night.
— JORDance #4410061498 on September 26, 2009
Today is declared as the "getting shit done" day.
— JORDance #4325066902 on September 23, 2009
going to class like a good girl... but i didnt do my homework. less than a week in and im already slacking. shit.
— JORDance #3758878557 on September 4, 2009
And the moral of the story is... Ima dumb fuck
— JORDance #3504073375 on August 23, 2009
Living the life, no regrets. Fucking right
— JORDance #3409178781 on August 19, 2009
@TheRealNiko no doubt. No fucking doubt?! Why do these things never happen to me
— JORDance #3243913200 on August 11, 2009
listening to my exboyfriend's wrath of shit. broken up and i still cant do anything... im over it.
— JORDance #2628075238 on July 14, 2009
Holy shit.. Its my location. Creepy http://myloc.me/6bqR
— JORDance #2368521244 on June 28, 2009
Agenda for today: gym, more collage making, brehden's tattoo, ... Shit I know there's something else...
— JORDance #2042396251 on June 5, 2009
There was a mosquito in my car. The windows were up. I'm pretty sure it bit my face. Shit
— JORDance #1866790527 on May 20, 2009
Thanks to my boyfriend tweeting for me tonight, I look like a complete bitch. Fyi!!! Wasn't me
— JORDance #1814385642 on May 16, 2009
At the studio working the shit out of my dances for competition this weekend. My hair is no longer straight
— JORDance #1798739967 on May 14, 2009
fuck. now im the bad guy. brehden thinks me and my best friend nick are having a secret fling
— JORDance #1752240302 on May 9, 2009
i havent worked out in a week.. i feel like shit! must make time for it this week. t-minus 7 days until PROM!!
— JORDance #1606958898 on April 24, 2009
im hearing all this shit about @perezhilton seriously?! gays lesbians bisexuals transgenders everyone deserves love marriage and happiness
— JORDance #1567879955 on April 20, 2009
omg i completely fucked it up. i should not be in charge of credit card machines.
— JORDance #1235079633 on February 21, 2009
