Fellow Canadian parents of young children... have you ever listened to the scripts on Mighty Machines? That shit is LURID, man.
— IttyBiz #5546597657 2 weeks ago
Um... did this thing crash my fucking server?
— IttyBiz #5490974280 2 weeks ago
Holy shit. Just read IttyBiz 1000's own @blondechicken in #CrushIt. We had her first, @garyvee! :)
— IttyBiz #5434256231 2 weeks ago
Abso-fucking-lutely. RT @roxybalboa Obsessed is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated. (via @erinhuggins)
— IttyBiz #5292709141 3 weeks ago
Watching Monday Night Football. Refs look like bastard love children of Creamsicles and candy stripers.
— IttyBiz #3993466301 on September 14, 2009
Dudes, we built a school. A SCHOOL. A WHOLE FUCKING SCHOOL. http://ittybiz.com/cupcakes-cambodia/
— IttyBiz #3889536925 on September 10, 2009
Holy shit, dudes. Your comma/ellipsis explanations were awesome! Prize(s) and winning explanations forthcoming.
— IttyBiz #3877312046 on September 9, 2009
@RightGirl Fine. I'll get it out of my system now. Shut the fuck up.
— IttyBiz #3588122152 on August 27, 2009
Got home from lunch with @boxofcrayons to an email from associate editor at O Magazine. Let the losing of my shit commence.
— IttyBiz #3588071099 on August 27, 2009
@RightGirl It was the fucking birds, man.
— IttyBiz #3511867980 on August 24, 2009
Jack has started sleepwalking. Can somebody just fucking shoot me already?
— IttyBiz #3400001353 on August 19, 2009
@melhocking Too true. The tragedy is that it's adult women dealing with those feelings by treating 7year old boys like shit. Pendulums suck.
— IttyBiz #3385621454 on August 18, 2009
@havi @caseycole YOU NEED TUNA! If you have tuna, then the mercury will kill you before the plagues and locusts. Fucking DUH.
— IttyBiz #3279733137 on August 12, 2009
The one where I well and truly lose my shit, or Entrepreneurship Makes You Impotent. http://tinyurl.com/pskqdd
— IttyBiz #3255866469 on August 11, 2009
@JohnnyBTruant Mmm. Literal and figurative shit. Where do I sign up?
— IttyBiz #3059091862 on July 31, 2009
@worldmegan Can you cohost again? Actually, fuck it. Can you just host? I'll be in the pool if you need me.
— IttyBiz #2654845493 on July 15, 2009
@jonathanfields Can you believe @pamslim is trying to publicly shame me into buying & calling it a reunion? Fucking marketers. Disgraceful.
— IttyBiz #2524170073 on July 7, 2009
Holy shit, I have internet. God is good. http://ittybiz.com/location-independent/
— IttyBiz #2523695389 on July 7, 2009
@melhocking Fuck it. I'm doing the ice cream diet. I've spent 28 years eating virtually none. Will gorge myself in spirit of moderation.
— IttyBiz #2352412707 on June 26, 2009
Why do we get so fucked up when famous people die? I can't pick Michael Jackson or Farrah Fawcett out of a lineup, and I'm still fucked up.
— IttyBiz #2333497848 on June 25, 2009
@JohnnyBTruant I cannot believe I let you post on my blog. It's like a feather filled comforter with a cover on it. Classy and shit.
— IttyBiz #2332711208 on June 25, 2009
Artfully vage details are officially available on the UK seminar next week. BOO-ya. http://ittybiz.com/fuck-realistic/
— IttyBiz #2195300140 on June 16, 2009
@recodingjim She's short, but she's gutsy. She totally took the sofa. Stupid animated bitch.
— IttyBiz #2036589144 on June 4, 2009
@jmoriarty There has been some seriously cool shit said about MfNP lately, but you just won the We Adore You prize with "Hotpocalypse".
— IttyBiz #1927828344 on May 26, 2009
Holy shit, @johnnybtruant got 50 comments on his guest post for Problogger. http://tinyurl.com/o8cehp
— IttyBiz #1917867505 on May 25, 2009
@pamslim You are far, far, far too nice to me. I'm gonna get all misty and shit now. Thank you.
— IttyBiz #1815824786 on May 16, 2009
I don't know cuz Sonia isn't up yet, but pretty sure today is the last day for signups for free shit from http://MarketingForNicePeople.com
— IttyBiz #1805483680 on May 15, 2009
@koldobarroso Fuck. There you go, making Spain sound even more awesome. Now I have to leave my loved ones and buy a tapas bar or something.
— IttyBiz #1577194918 on April 21, 2009
@theredheadsaid It's pretty exciting, n'est pas? (Oh, fuck. Now I have to start getting pretentious. It has begun.)
— IttyBiz #1519053433 on April 14, 2009
If I know @lkr at all, this is going to be pretty fucking hot. http://tinyurl.com/d9wtqc Sign up, check out blog, become as cool as Laura.
— IttyBiz #1486261551 on April 9, 2009
Holy crap. Check out the comment from @MenWithPens. Now I'm all crying and shit. http://tinyurl.com/cjbnpf
— IttyBiz #1479294710 on April 8, 2009
@WAHMBizbuilder If I stick with it, which is still yet to be determined. I look like a fucking Chia pet right now, so I might flake out.
— IttyBiz #1476305815 on April 8, 2009
@ericabiz Awesome. The weird thing is, it's not spam that bugs me. Everyone recognizes it. It's the subversive shit that gets me.
— IttyBiz #1361629661 on March 20, 2009
YOU GUYS! Y'all went and said nice shit. Holy crap, you like me! I feel like freaking Sally Field!!
— IttyBiz #1313260554 on March 11, 2009
Ironing out SXSW party plans for Friday. Option 1: "Pastries and Pasties! A Burlesque Cupcake Cookoff!" You can't make this shit up.
— IttyBiz #1302162584 on March 9, 2009
Recessions Are For Losers, a rare guest post from the most sarcastic son of a bitch I know. http://tinyurl.com/bu5pm5 RT pretty please.
— IttyBiz #1279257388 on March 4, 2009
Eating "chilli and chocolate" chips. Absolutely vile, yet cannot stop eating them. This country is really fucking weird.
— IttyBiz #1235361156 on February 21, 2009
@PaceSmith I was thinking, "Tell your boss Naomi from IttyBiz says Fuck Off." Some nice family fun, you know?
— IttyBiz #1232129932 on February 20, 2009
From Marketing101 inbox: "OK, I don't buy shirts that require a fucking bra. I'm not buying a sex toy that needs furniture." I love my job.
— IttyBiz #1228706073 on February 19, 2009
Q: How do you find the time to lead all your tribes and shit? A. No meetings & no TV. (No, I didn't throw it. Red patent leather? Wasteful.)
— IttyBiz #1220599379 on February 17, 2009
@sciencesays I managed not to fuck up M101 and got some good news. :)
— IttyBiz #1201096825 on February 11, 2009
@amyderby We totally need virtual flying pigs for Marketing 101. Flying pigs are THE SHIT.
— IttyBiz #1139714220 on January 22, 2009
Holy SHIT, dudes. @CharlieGilkey will you be my BFF? http://tinyurl.com/6w7vsg Feel free to comment to drown out the assholes.
— IttyBiz #1133986362 on January 20, 2009
On sex toys, perfectionism and how not to fuck up blogging. http://is.gd/6kva God damn I love this woman.
— IttyBiz #989863334 on November 4, 2008
