If the Phillies lose tonight I'm going to watch the Eagles beat the shit out of the Giants again to make me feel better
— Illadelph83 #5378830907 3 weeks ago
I was at the barbershop this morning watching "Tyson", that shit was hilarious. Mike is a funny ass dude, give that nigga a talk show
— Illadelph83 #5100890112 on October 23, 2009
I swear my family only call when they need shit
— Illadelph83 #4999148503 on October 19, 2009
I swear niggas in philly can't drive worth of shit, stay trying to hit my shit
— Illadelph83 #4924215238 on October 16, 2009
Philly sports be giving you a heart attack, we can never do shit the easy way...niggas got me sweating wit a 3 run lead
— Illadelph83 #4907237674 on October 15, 2009
@InfamousLadiiT you right...so you goin be one of them that carry the dog in the purse and shit?
— Illadelph83 #4848051374 on October 13, 2009
@lionelcook Over gum soles? The NBA be on some bullshit, and they need to stop fucking around with the refs
— Illadelph83 #4631617094 on October 5, 2009
@Jahsangel25 when I was younger no, but the older I get the more I don't give a fuck
— Illadelph83 #4561039666 on October 2, 2009
Yo if you in west philly stop by Justins on the corner of 52nd and Cedar. The breakfast is goood as shit and the owner is funny
— Illadelph83 #4526330278 on October 1, 2009
@Live2Laph Vanity and Apollonia were like my wet dream...I had to hate..shit I would still take down Vanity and her cougar ass
— Illadelph83 #4422754604 on September 27, 2009
@jansjay What the fuck is up wit the Redskins, that Haynesworth signing looking real good right now
— Illadelph83 #4422632664 on September 27, 2009
@Live2Laph You know it...that was my shit. Vanity look so damn good in that shit I wanted Shonuff to whip Bruce Leroy's ass
— Illadelph83 #4422539530 on September 27, 2009
Philly and these fucking potholes, almost fucked my car up
— Illadelph83 #4420704408 on September 27, 2009
Sometimes I be on youtube just looking up shit for hours...animal attacks are the best
— Illadelph83 #4385265372 on September 25, 2009
@lionelcook Damn thas fucked up, I never been to a single one
— Illadelph83 #4325068767 on September 23, 2009
@TaneaK Nothin, same shit different toilet
— Illadelph83 #4156839862 on September 21, 2009
I hate when people who don't know shit about sports want to speech me on why my team lost yesterday, i.e. my boss..fuck outta here
— Illadelph83 #4147075108 on September 21, 2009
@Live2Laph You out of control, man the Wire was the shit..why can't that brotha get better roles than Obsessed?
— Illadelph83 #4114133208 on September 19, 2009
@Jahsangel25 Your draws? What kind of kinky shit?
— Illadelph83 #4090576014 on September 18, 2009
#WhatMenThink "I hope she didn't see that text" #WhatWomenThink "I know he not still talking to that bitch"
— Illadelph83 #4061206119 on September 17, 2009
Watching Final Destination, how the fuck do you get hit by a bus out of nowhere? SEPTA don't creep like that.
— Illadelph83 #4057697012 on September 17, 2009
Damn RIP Patrick Swayze, Road House was my shit
— Illadelph83 #3992861127 on September 14, 2009
The Blueprint 3 is the shit and all but if you riding pass a school, especially my daughter's, turn that shit down
— Illadelph83 #3869634074 on September 9, 2009
@Live2Laph As a fellow hospital worker I completely understand, the shit I see and smell in this joint causes nightmares
— Illadelph83 #3756137733 on September 4, 2009
Bout to hit best buy up, aint shit comin on tonight so I might as well pick up a movie
— Illadelph83 #3674808462 on August 31, 2009
Some of the shit people do at my job is on some real grade school type shit
— Illadelph83 #3666537827 on August 31, 2009
Entourage was the shit tonight....as good as Sloan look fuck her for stringing E along...Andrew is off the chain too
— Illadelph83 #3659474137 on August 30, 2009
@lionelcook The sickness is going around...still recovering from my shit...drink lots of tea, DD got the best
— Illadelph83 #3583386500 on August 27, 2009
@Prettygirl215 Who did/said what sis, i'll fuck them up for gp..I haven't whipped a nigga ass in a min
— Illadelph83 #3564399630 on August 26, 2009
What the hell is a fried oreo?? Only in Jersey do they serve nasty shit like that
— Illadelph83 #3544628231 on August 25, 2009
@LEESH_7 I get off in like an hour, I just don't feel like doin shit
— Illadelph83 #3473911787 on August 22, 2009
Done for the day, now bout to bust a grub real quick then get thee fuck outta here
— Illadelph83 #3453302164 on August 21, 2009
@jansjay That shit was hilarious
— Illadelph83 #3451205943 on August 21, 2009
@PhiladelphiaPG Nurse Jackie is the shit but not best on tv
— Illadelph83 #3440764220 on August 20, 2009
Twitter stay fucking up..do they need paypal donations to get this thing running properly
— Illadelph83 #3430328456 on August 20, 2009
@Finestangel1 I don't mean to pry but your situation mirrors one of my closest friends..ya'll dealing with the same shit
— Illadelph83 #3429218129 on August 20, 2009
Just finish seeing District 9, good movie but the theatre in Jersey was trash but the gas is cheap as shit over there
— Illadelph83 #3419573861 on August 19, 2009
Still feel like dog shit but at least I'm off of work
— Illadelph83 #3387064548 on August 18, 2009
I feel like dog shit...my daughter gave me her sickness
— Illadelph83 #3372886546 on August 17, 2009
I don't feel like doin shit today
— Illadelph83 #3363475196 on August 17, 2009
A 19yr old chick got hit and killed by a car after leaving the HOSPITAL....how fucked up is that...girl who hit her was playing wit her ipod
— Illadelph83 #3348037039 on August 16, 2009
Fuck New England for keeping their starters in
— Illadelph83 #3297693636 on August 13, 2009
Tired as shit, think I went too hard at the gym...I can see it now, won't be able to get up in the morn, late for work
— Illadelph83 #3236386064 on August 10, 2009
I heard its goin be hot as shit today...the weather this summer has been wack
— Illadelph83 #3224834703 on August 10, 2009
@Finestangel1 They need to go somewhere with that blood diamond shit, leave our women alone!
— Illadelph83 #3114544119 on August 3, 2009
My boss say the same shit every day, I be looking at him like "shut de fuck up"...smh
— Illadelph83 #3105543264 on August 3, 2009
Good morning...it seems like the weather is goin to be shitty all day
— Illadelph83 #3087154669 on August 2, 2009
"Anybody move and I'll blow your fucking head off" best Samuel L line of all time
— Illadelph83 #3081969467 on August 1, 2009
@TaneaK Are you on the Kanye workout plan? It don't seem like none of this shit is fazin u
— Illadelph83 #3080966167 on August 1, 2009
