No fucking way we just lost the feed!!!
— FakerParis #5785315129 4 days ago
LOL Blog comment. I love haters. Okay hon estly I don’t know who you think you are but you’re a stu pid fuck (cont) http://tl.gd/uajv
— FakerParis #5696970498 1 week ago
Hey! Don't you pimp your piece of shit book in my twitpics. Do you think anyone actually believes your load of crap about being with Rob for
— FakerParis #5637992285 1 week ago
@ROBsessedBlog Damn.... really? shit. I just translated for an hour for nothing?
— FakerParis #5603696876 1 week ago
@AmberRMW Hmm the audio is totally fucked for me I can't hear anything. Lemme think...
— FakerParis #5576906555 2 weeks ago
@LMCullen I think you listened to @Just_Christy's audio of Rob saying fucking bitch too much lol
— FakerParis #5520896565 2 weeks ago
@Ummmdunno lmfao!!! Well shit. Can you see it now? http://bit.ly/1n5MLf
— FakerParis #5464470124 2 weeks ago
Had to leave work at 1:30 to come home and fix this shit.
— FakerParis #5434759716 2 weeks ago
I am fucking pissed at WordPress right now. Like really bad.
— FakerParis #5433230870 2 weeks ago
I have no fucking clue what I'm doing and I hate that.
— FakerParis #5431401695 2 weeks ago
Shit.
— FakerParis #5406283957 2 weeks ago
Fuck I just made us sound like CNN or something LOL
— FakerParis #5379562305 3 weeks ago
@Just_Christy Well it's a bit low to be teabagged non? Fuck don't answer. I don't wanna know.
— FakerParis #5377980849 3 weeks ago
Honey I'm home! Fuck I'm tired.
— FakerParis #5373844389 3 weeks ago
Seems like everyone is getting their accounts back. Must have been some kind of twitter fuck.
— FakerParis #5346991828 3 weeks ago
@fritzerina Yeah I don't know why though. Someone told me to fuck off in Portuguese on @ThinkingofROb
— FakerParis #5319087752 3 weeks ago
Yeah I now know how to say Fuck you in Portugese LOL RT @_Corr educational for you right? language No3 (shit I only spk 1)
— FakerParis #5318702752 3 weeks ago
Sucked RT @KStew411 So how was Ulalalalmemememe (still don't give a fuck)? Was it everything you hoped and dreamed?
— FakerParis #5304340119 3 weeks ago
@LMCullen Fuck I'm a dork never mind you just said you were lol
— FakerParis #5301996128 3 weeks ago
Breaking News: @Late2thePartee likes fucking and sucking in the kitchen RT: YEA its pizza nite #ifuckinghatetocookandisuckatittoo
— FakerParis #5297756909 3 weeks ago
YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE ',..,' RT @HisColdTouch oh shit...breaking news again? EEKS!
— FakerParis #5296991020 3 weeks ago
@weezieh42 I know :( Fuck I wish he had gone somewhere else...
— FakerParis #5272812021 3 weeks ago
I find it hilarous that Summit got their Youtube account deleted LOL!!!! Karma's a bitch sometimes.
— FakerParis #5271934337 3 weeks ago
I hate these fucking pics.
— FakerParis #5269045779 3 weeks ago
@FePattz Morning! Shit what time is it for you?
— FakerParis #5196199482 on October 27, 2009
Hola, shit it's early.
— FakerParis #5195742266 on October 27, 2009
Each time I see your name in my feed now it makes me laugh lol RT @KStewDevotee Dear lady,please stop fucking moving.I will kick u.Kthxbye
— FakerParis #5161179171 on October 25, 2009
@DreamySim1 Shit, we did the same one lol.
— FakerParis #5055102929 on October 21, 2009
Dear Tech guy. Fuck you very much.
— FakerParis #4999796052 on October 19, 2009
@hiscoldtouch Who you calling a bitch? ;)
— FakerParis #4974094384 on October 18, 2009
Whoa I have to do 100 tweets tonight fucking hate the number I'm at.
— FakerParis #4956792094 on October 17, 2009
@JustKG_ Dood I love my pillows. You don't fuck with my pillows lol #BeatCancer
— FakerParis #4947871668 on October 17, 2009
BREAKING NEWS: I KNOW HAVE 2 FAN GIRLS RT @JustKG_ I fucking love you and your breaking news!
— FakerParis #4932584488 on October 16, 2009
BREAKING NEWS: Shannon likes to fuck in the office RT @JustKG_ Fuck me The Office is on, blech.
— FakerParis #4932539092 on October 16, 2009
I like this lol RT @LMCullen BREAKING NEWS: @FakerParis is fuck hawt and AWESOME. End of report.
— FakerParis #4932048384 on October 16, 2009
lol RT @tby789 Dude! my bag of chocolate is full if fucking Jacob- he tastes like ass btw
— FakerParis #4902463940 on October 15, 2009
@JustKG_ Fuck no. You stay away. I'm contagious.
— FakerParis #4871347037 on October 14, 2009
http://bit.ly/iypOH Go to about 3:30 LOL RT @rktac @FakerParis SHIT, you'll scare peeps O_O LMAO!
— FakerParis #4849593024 on October 13, 2009
LMFAO!!! RT @theshagdaddy that son of a bitch. He's lucky he's back in Regina now. #I'msuchasucker
— FakerParis #4811835359 on October 12, 2009
LMFAO!Yeah some is fucking with you. RT @theshagdaddy are they called bunny huggers there or was the Can. on my soccer team messing with me?
— FakerParis #4811722281 on October 12, 2009
@AmberRMW Seems like a mix between Rob, Gavin Rossdale (and since the hormones are turning her into a kinky bitch Jack Black now too LOL)
— FakerParis #4798899399 on October 11, 2009
@booboo_kitty33 Let me give you a reference, your eyelashes freeze together and it's fucking cold lol.
— FakerParis #4771961086 on October 10, 2009
I don't know which beach Taylor is on in that shoot but if he's near Vancouver the water is FUCKING cold there. The furthest I've been able
— FakerParis #4737733722 on October 9, 2009
@JustKG_ Jinx bitch lol
— FakerParis #4722332258 on October 8, 2009
@Amberc4_20: @larry411 real poutine is fries,gravy and cheese curds.But they always use shitty gravy outside of QC or horror shredded cheese
— FakerParis #4686320036 on October 7, 2009
My cat is not doing well at all :( Fuck when it rains it pours.
— FakerParis #4587472252 on October 3, 2009
@Late2thePartee Oh shit nevermind. I know what you're going to do. Big hugs babe. I'll be thinking about you *hugs*
— FakerParis #4577056280 on October 3, 2009
<~~~~~~ Fucked up bad.
— FakerParis #4555319280 on October 2, 2009
@yankeegirl51680 Gah fuck off lol ;). I can't find that one anywhere. I have all his movies except Empire of the sun.
— FakerParis #4419415155 on September 27, 2009