@McBobblehead Thank you for addressing me correctly. And, of course I do. I don't know how to make a fucking protein shake, i just throw the
— FakeTaylor973 #4422951458 on September 27, 2009
@FakerParis Then why is she so fucking mean to me?? She called me a stunted tard yesterday!!
— FakeTaylor973 #4422420545 on September 27, 2009
@KStewDevotee She took your fucking virtue?? I might be able to chestbump that shit back into you if I up my roids...@Just_Christy
— FakeTaylor973 #4382639706 on September 25, 2009
@KStewDevotee Babe, I know...she's taught me all about the sexing for when I'm all grown up. Fucked up shit...@Just_Christy
— FakeTaylor973 #4382552476 on September 25, 2009
@Just_Christy You ARE!!! That's why I need you to stay grounded!! Bitch, please, for me...*chest bumps "for"*
— FakeTaylor973 #4382263650 on September 25, 2009
@Kortnii I do! He makes it crooked on purpose. It's like JUST STOP FUCKING DRINKING!
— FakeTaylor973 #4382239529 on September 25, 2009
@Just_Christy You selling Tay Tay drugs now? Drugs not needed, bitch! @Kstewdevotee
— FakeTaylor973 #4382219277 on September 25, 2009
@Just_Christy Bitch!!!!!!! Please, I have to deal with this ALL day at work. I want to chest bump the crooked grin until it's straight.
— FakeTaylor973 #4382179340 on September 25, 2009
@FakerParis Twitter would just get fucking drunk. So fucking drunk. *chest bumps drunk*
— FakeTaylor973 #4382116581 on September 25, 2009
@Anime81 Fuck yeah, you can! That's what Tay Tay is here for!
— FakeTaylor973 #4381993763 on September 25, 2009
@Just_Christy I know, right!! I am FUCKED after Breaking Dawn. Back to sharkboy!
— FakeTaylor973 #4381944107 on September 25, 2009
getting over will be the legal age limit. My birthday should be a national fucking holiday.
— FakeTaylor973 #4381913705 on September 25, 2009
@Just_Christy No, just Rob fucking taking up ten hours of my precious time because he's too trashed to back the volvo up an inch.
— FakeTaylor973 #4381731216 on September 25, 2009
.@Kortnii FUCK YEAH I AM!! I'm tired of Rob's whole "I'm humble and scared" act. He's just fucking DRUNK!
— FakeTaylor973 #4381497034 on September 25, 2009
@RoseCullenz FUCK!! Boo, you whore!!! You're so god damn mean! How am I supposed to do my karate now? *attempts triple lutz, fails*
— FakeTaylor973 #4378498621 on September 25, 2009
Son a BITCH, I did it wrong..#FF @JustKG_ because 1) that's the correct name, 2) she's my big sis and 3) she helps run @ThinkingofRob.
— FakeTaylor973 #4378119054 on September 25, 2009
@Just_Christy Bitch!!!!!!!!! *chest bumps you*
— FakeTaylor973 #4377244802 on September 25, 2009
All right, I have a lot of ridiculously important shit to do. LAUTNER OUT
— FakeTaylor973 #3073543614 on August 1, 2009
.@Just_Christy My trainer, who I'd really like to thank again because he wakes me up and shit, always puts dog food in my shakes. I'm METHOD
— FakeTaylor973 #3073278309 on August 1, 2009
.@Just_Christy You know that's my highest term of affection, bitch!!
— FakeTaylor973 #3073093646 on August 1, 2009
@myria101 YO did you just fucking chest bump that RT?!? I think I might actually be able to be with a woman now! *chest bumps "able"*
— FakeTaylor973 #3073082657 on August 1, 2009
@Just_Christy Hey bitch!!! *does a triple axle*
— FakeTaylor973 #3073020083 on August 1, 2009
@myria101 I can't FUCKING believe I wasn't FUCKING following you!! FUCK!!!! *chest bumps fucking*
— FakeTaylor973 #3072943798 on August 1, 2009
Everybody should send some well wishes to my bitch @Kat_kittykat. I hope she gets out of the hospital real soon! *chest bumps getting out*
— FakeTaylor973 #3072740838 on August 1, 2009
@WhitAMcClellan FUCKING AWESOME!!!! *does 3,000 hurdles over you, chest bumps the sky*
— FakeTaylor973 #3060085612 on July 31, 2009
@Just_Christy FUCKING EYE OF THE TIGER. ALL THE TIME.
— FakeTaylor973 #3060003636 on July 31, 2009
@JustKG_ Hey sis!!! I'm great!! DId you fucking SEE me at Comic-con?? *chest bumps Comic-con* Rob who??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
— FakeTaylor973 #2893895117 on July 28, 2009
@BertPatterson Fuck yeah, I know what I'm doing...*pumps....some iron*
— FakeTaylor973 #2432702915 on July 2, 2009
#Sparklefuck Saturday Follow @TheRCullen because she's fucking hot!! *chestbumps @TheRCullen with admiration*
— FakeTaylor973 #2365128843 on June 27, 2009
@Kat_KittyKat ahhh....fuck! TayTay needed a new avatar.....this is for you @Bertpatterson
— FakeTaylor973 #2276677741 on June 22, 2009
@Mike_Dex What at Blockbuster?? I'm in fucking New Moon, Dex!! Though I do a have friend who wants a hook up, I've believe you've spoken..
— FakeTaylor973 #2272401894 on June 21, 2009
@DazzlesPR Hey bitch!!! What's up??? Where you been?? *chest bumps "been"*
— FakeTaylor973 #2272376000 on June 21, 2009
@QueenMcBitch Night bitch!! *chestbumps bitch*
— FakeTaylor973 #2249904070 on June 20, 2009
@parlance YOOOOOOOO!!! Who the fuck are you?? *rips shirt off and chest bumps you*
— FakeTaylor973 #2249598696 on June 20, 2009
All 411 of you should also follow @Ecullenz and his wife @RoseCullenz because they throw parties and go the moon and shit. SERIOUSLY!
— FakeTaylor973 #2219897319 on June 18, 2009
All 411 of you should also follow @Ecullenz and his wife @RoseCullenz because they throw parties and go the moon and shit. SERIOUSLY!
— FakeTaylor973 #2219887361 on June 18, 2009
@Mike_Dex Have you seen my fucking pecs dude??? This shirt rips itself off!! *chest bumps shirt*
— FakeTaylor973 #2218842319 on June 18, 2009
@Rosecullenz http://twitpic.com/7okg8 - @FakerParis NO I DID NOT!!!! @BertPatterson is stirring shit!! *I kinda like it*
— FakeTaylor973 #2218349627 on June 18, 2009
@FPsEvilSide I think hood fucked me...to be honest. I can't remember....
— FakeTaylor973 #2042635288 on June 5, 2009
@FPsEvilSide GIVE ME A FUCKING ANSWER!!!!
— FakeTaylor973 #2042556447 on June 5, 2009
@FPsEvilSide *gently chest bumps you free...removes gag ball* This is no way to treat a lady...*chest bumps the shit out of your knee highs*
— FakeTaylor973 #2039467207 on June 5, 2009
@EvilRPatZHood How the FUCK can you fight with no bones??? *ties your sleeves together*
— FakeTaylor973 #2039360808 on June 4, 2009
@EvilRPatZHood Yeah...and??? I look fucking awesome!! *five dollar 3 inch long is shown in all its glory*
— FakeTaylor973 #2039278181 on June 4, 2009
@DazzlesPR Fuck, I know I'm short, ok?? There's nothing I can do about my legs!! *chest bumps my legs repeatedly*
— FakeTaylor973 #2039076582 on June 4, 2009
@DazzlesBESTPR You FUCKING bet I did!! *takes Ashely Greene down too*
— FakeTaylor973 #1822343671 on May 16, 2009
@FakerParis I can chest bump anyone or anything!!! *chest bumps @Cairnmont fucking speechless* I also perform miracles...
— FakeTaylor973 #1743840516 on May 8, 2009
@StealthDazz Shit what's her name..that Gomez chick.I lasted like a minute and a half, at least! *chest bumps Kellan Luts with all my might*
— FakeTaylor973 #1743806146 on May 8, 2009
@RPatZHood @FakerParis REMOVES THE HOOD...*detergent sprays all in my face* FUCK dude!!!!
— FakeTaylor973 #1743545054 on May 8, 2009
@StealthDazz Rob!!! What the fuck???
— FakeTaylor973 #1743393256 on May 8, 2009
