@LooliePonDan well at least someone was honest, shit.
— DamierD #5568938941 2 weeks ago
Lot of people at the barbers, gonna be a long wait. And oxford circus is gonna be closed thanks to the christmas lights shit. Its Tuesdelay.
— DamierD #5394967083 3 weeks ago
@supersport obviously he did b. He's a fucking free mason and shit. I don't even know what a free mason is, but I just wanna diss jay. SMH
— DamierD #5376933003 3 weeks ago
Why the fuck would you give Tony Adams' old squad number to Senderos bruv...?
— DamierD #5241838401 3 weeks ago
If I hit Carlton Cole with a fucking Hummer he wouldn't have hit the ground the way he did just then.
— DamierD #5157599348 on October 25, 2009
Very aware its probably a pile of shit, thank you. I just don't want to fork out the extortionate prices charged to watch said pile of shit.
— DamierD #5132685838 on October 24, 2009
Woke up half way through the sleep...thirsty...downed some wine out da bokkle...tweeted it...fuck you...I'm gangsta.
— DamierD #5088802025 on October 22, 2009
Cant even muster the energy to go and pick up my jeans from da tailoring mandemz, i hate this ill shit. @looliepondan you go get yours?
— DamierD #5023375508 on October 20, 2009
Silkie fucking smashed it. And plastician rubbed salt into the wound. SERIOUS x NEXT HYPE???? Suckadiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!!!
— DamierD #4977949358 on October 18, 2009
@swear_bot Don't be talkin' bout my mother/girlfriend/sister like that 'fore I get some bad people to fix ur mouth. Automated piece of shit.
— DamierD #4952342464 on October 17, 2009
Kebab shop got so many different lights, looks like Hype Williams directed this shit.
— DamierD #4774957360 on October 10, 2009
Going and meddling in these slave kids' lives, reuniting with their parents who dont want them. The kids dont look like they give a shit..
— DamierD #4699722241 on October 7, 2009
RT @BreY_: Watching Jail on Five US , certain jakes fabricating lies. THAT BITCH IZ A LIYAH!
— DamierD #4667774210 on October 6, 2009
Lot to do before we do dinner. Cant be fucked. I need to convince the Board of Directors that I'm the man for the job. 3 games in hand. ZGO!
— DamierD #4631847997 on October 5, 2009
"I love my brother to death. I even stood infront of a knife of him. To death. But he looks like a fucking bitch. His eyelashes are gay."
— DamierD #4589054608 on October 3, 2009
Fuck Carol Vorderman. New girl on Countdown is looking boooom today...seriously. That dress is fitting like a glove. A hot pink one. Damn.
— DamierD #4147154897 on September 21, 2009
"Imagine seeing you here! Small world eh?" - No. The world is fucking huge. You just happen to be on the road that I live on. Get over it.
— DamierD #4137227276 on September 20, 2009
Imagine him, swinging thru the tree-tops, all smooth & shit. Other apes calling him gay but their sexual mates yearning to feel his skin...
— DamierD #4136693963 on September 20, 2009
Why the fuck I need that many texts when damn near everyone has BBM. Anybody else can be reached via letter. Or sky-written messages.
— DamierD #4103395274 on September 19, 2009
How can NO companies have blinds that fit my windows well enough?? 12 week wait for madetofit ones won't do. Trying to fuck su'm next week.
— DamierD #4088579402 on September 18, 2009
"Holy marathon, Batman, I think I'm getting a stitch." Shit just got heavy for our heroes...might have to carry on watching.
— DamierD #3863439608 on September 9, 2009
I wanna go fuck up a chat-room or something. @ro_botic, we too old to have a little stint as the obnoxious louts by the pool at Habbo Hotel?
— DamierD #3766200176 on September 4, 2009
I got my old bitch somethin' that goes from 0 to 100 in 2 seconds, flat. Bathroom scales.
— DamierD #3765913798 on September 4, 2009
@RitaOra honey and lemon in that shit too, b.
— DamierD #3765681194 on September 4, 2009
Despite the foundation, lipstick & blood that remain on my shirt I would like to state that I didnt kick the shit out of a whore last night.
— DamierD #3758058950 on September 4, 2009
Man's ill. Fuck this.
— DamierD #3755877351 on September 4, 2009
"Last night I slept with Claire" *HE ALSO SLEPT WITH GARY WILLIAMS* "We were so on it" *HE ALSO FUCKED MICHAEL JONES* "It was great"
— DamierD #3719517024 on September 2, 2009
I thought I was crazy & my old shit clothes were disappearing - but it turns out we still send stuff to Cuba. Some Cuban kid is flawssin'.
— DamierD #3716856322 on September 2, 2009
Cabbage soup if i'm feeling particularly flawssy at dinner time. Go get a leaf from the garden make that shit look like parsley narmsayin.
— DamierD #3677306120 on August 31, 2009
What's the point in twisting the Oreo, licking it, putting it back together and THEN dunking it? Just eat the fucking thing. What a longery.
— DamierD #3668913284 on August 31, 2009
Keep falling asleep watching shit tv. Could go carnival but none of my people are headed. And sancho panza or whatever sounds gay..like so
— DamierD #3668458518 on August 31, 2009
@louisehaynes for your bday dont do anything i wouldnt do. so dont fuck men or inject absinthe right into your bloodstream. thats about it.
— DamierD #3634054666 on August 29, 2009
I was asleep, now I'm awake. What a load of shit.
— DamierD #2751446137 on July 20, 2009
Bitch on Star Trek just told some1 "your DNA is a mixture of that of your mother, and your father" NAR. (Yes. Star Trek.)
— DamierD #2739094725 on July 20, 2009
might go to a fancy dress party. i'll wear a full chelsea kit. and when they ask me who i came as. i'm just gonna say "a cunt."
— DamierD #2503781856 on July 6, 2009
who the fuck told chase and status they could even attempt to go one better than No I.D. and Kanye? Fuck outta here with that shit!!!!
— DamierD #2476098980 on July 4, 2009
oi for real it's hotter than a muh out here. gonna develop fabric for boxer shorts that stays cool. you steal the idea i'll fuck your wife.
— DamierD #2393872486 on June 29, 2009
jay z. was not. fucking. about. one bit. and No. I.D.?!?!? JHEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!
— DamierD #2050460744 on June 5, 2009
i'm not really feeling the flakey approach to things right now. I'm in a 'get shit done' mood. Not a 'lets wait for you' mood.
— DamierD #1886966001 on May 22, 2009
@supersport bro for real, the fuck is up with homie? i was like..oh pink headph...PINK PANTHER?? hell no. i think she punched him for that.
— DamierD #1884265998 on May 22, 2009
@supersport i hope you're shutting shit down brudda.
— DamierD #1758894356 on May 10, 2009
time's going slowly, nobody's hollering. probably gonna have to go for dolo today still. rick ross on board (not literally, thank fuck).
— DamierD #1604110342 on April 24, 2009
Fuck it, gimme a couple years, I'm going to the AVNs. Have to.
— DamierD #1596892758 on April 23, 2009
ricky steamboat is tearing up this shit.
— DamierD #1459769019 on April 5, 2009
kid rock is fucking up wrestlemania. didnt realise this fool was gonna do like a 25 minute set for fucks sake.
— DamierD #1459646217 on April 5, 2009
is back into playing MGS4...i'm completely immersed again. walkin around my house half-crouched and shit.
— DamierD #1305484655 on March 10, 2009
"how the fuck you steal a fire escape???"
— DamierD #1301477182 on March 9, 2009
@the_albert who the fuck is that damir??????????????????
— DamierD #1300091037 on March 9, 2009
"bitch is a renegade, she'll piss in your lemonade" - that's boss.
— DamierD #1288185898 on March 6, 2009
