I love you more with each passing day! RT @avflox I am never, EVER--not in one fucking million years--rearing my own offspring.
— DNACowboy #5879846905 1 day ago
@Mia "I specialize in Social Media... Awww fuck it - Will you PLEASE buy some of this Amway shit from me?"
— DNACowboy #5850023188 2 days ago
@Astrogirl426 Oh fuck that! you think I want some crazy bitch following me around. It's cats, all the way....
— DNACowboy #5817120893 3 days ago
@Astrogirl426 *looks around guiltily* My interactions with the neighbor hood fauna is NONE of your fucking business!
— DNACowboy #5816923127 3 days ago
I ever find the bitch that spawned Monday, I'll slap the taste out of her mouth... #IFMMondays
— DNACowboy #5785553565 4 days ago
@Astrogirl426 I'd really be afraid to find out what kind of fucking porn you watch if this is what you imagine for me. Sicko!
— DNACowboy #5754511703 5 days ago
@Astrogirl426 And I never made a comment about common sense. I simply suggest you cut down on the huffing and keep the fuck UP!
— DNACowboy #5754455816 5 days ago
@RightGirl I wish, just once, you'd quit being so fucking vague and just tell me what you want! Doin' OK? Sick or injured?
— DNACowboy #5672197971 1 week ago
@Lynnster23 Oh fuck! *pulls up pants* Umm, just here for the free nachos. Fuck, who are you?
— DNACowboy #5640772631 1 week ago
@marisstar I was just curious because I know fuck all nothing about your neck of the woods. Know there's fun to the north...
— DNACowboy #5500773727 2 weeks ago
@oxsamxo GREAT fucking song!
— DNACowboy #5469420970 2 weeks ago
@Astrogirl426 Fuck, I just laughed my ass off before I even knew it was you. And you follow me because you LIKE lost causes!
— DNACowboy #5382523461 3 weeks ago
@DixieAngel_ Yeah, no shit. You may do ALL your erpsonal business and sleep and if you're late for your 16 hour shift....
— DNACowboy #5382103951 3 weeks ago
@carmenincalgary *go, go, go, watch that left wing, SKULL FUCK THAT SON OF A BITCH"
— DNACowboy #5305219832 3 weeks ago
@Astrogirl426 W-O-W. My Cursebird rank is now 360. I'm fucking floored...
— DNACowboy #5193342429 on October 26, 2009
@Mia "like obese children love carbs"? What the fuck have you done with my Sister?
— DNACowboy #5193004865 on October 26, 2009
@Astrogirl426 Sold her. What the fuck do you think I'm walking around with pocket money for?
— DNACowboy #5192872954 on October 26, 2009
@Tucker_Maxine And I think I just forgot my fucking name...
— DNACowboy #5191455847 on October 26, 2009
@AClkwrkStarfish Out of State relatives. They will hunt you and make it a holy fucking mission. And Appleseed Jihad!
— DNACowboy #5191214489 on October 26, 2009
@AClkwrkStarfish You choose a state where everybody is a blood fucking relative? Hmm? C'mon now...
— DNACowboy #5191163401 on October 26, 2009
@TechBabe Cheers to that, darlin'! Let's get this monkey fuck of a week out of our system and get to the misbehaving~!
— DNACowboy #5115168138 on October 23, 2009
@Astrogirl426 BTW, what the fuck is that new Avi supposed to be?
— DNACowboy #5089432204 on October 22, 2009
@Vampire_Jessy Saucy little shit! Get your freak on!
— DNACowboy #5062227993 on October 21, 2009
@marisstar No shit! Very cool! It'll be an adventure. You coming home then?
— DNACowboy #5035339136 on October 20, 2009
@languageplease Blow me, you obnoxious bot. I hope you get sodomized by a fucking porn bot!
— DNACowboy #5007070029 on October 19, 2009
Off to the showers, then ice my neck. Fuck me, if I make statements about test driving walkers, shoot me!
— DNACowboy #5006774658 on October 19, 2009
@amorousrocker Fuck. YEA!
— DNACowboy #5006617634 on October 19, 2009
Finally broke down and went to the doctor to find out I had a pinched nerve in my neck/back. This getting old shit is for the birds...
— DNACowboy #5006424847 on October 19, 2009
@Lynnster23 Beats the FUCK out of me! I woke up Monday last week this way. Feels like a combo of a pulled muscle AND tendenitis. Uckfe me
— DNACowboy #4980981228 on October 18, 2009
@Somecitygirl With a mouth as smart as yours? Bet your cute ass I could deny you! I'm also a MEAN old bastard, remember?
— DNACowboy #4973618733 on October 18, 2009
@Somecitygirl What the fuck for? I aspire to stay in my PJ's, but fail at it...
— DNACowboy #4973358803 on October 18, 2009
@Astrogirl426 Yeah, you ball busting bitch! You UNDERBID ME! Please do not think I'll forget that! Shameless shit!
— DNACowboy #4908066014 on October 15, 2009
@Astrogirl426 So what if I tried to sell Estonia. Bitch Bitch Bitch. Assholes had NO senses of humor. Nekulturny!
— DNACowboy #4907992134 on October 15, 2009
@Astrogirl426 Waaa! Quit fucking with the Space/Time Continuum. Don't destabilize soverign countries. Don't jaywalk. Jeebus!
— DNACowboy #4907847468 on October 15, 2009
@Somecitygirl You live! Get the fuck outta here!
— DNACowboy #4880136058 on October 14, 2009
@AClkwrkStarfish This year has been a parade of shit. That's what so threw me about having a good day today....
— DNACowboy #4879178103 on October 14, 2009
@MsPrettyPistol I remember them opening for KMFDM in Berlin. Fucking maniacs. They're above NOTHING! Love 'em!
— DNACowboy #4802035451 on October 11, 2009
@mgmyself If it were a TRULY perfect world, I would have been born with a trust fund and this work shit would be a bad memory!
— DNACowboy #4793430945 on October 11, 2009
@AClkwrkStarfish Getting the fuck out of the Valley is ALWAYS a good call! And NoHo? C'mon!
— DNACowboy #4752976240 on October 9, 2009
Twitter, I am home. I am pouring a strong drink. There is pizza in the oven cooking. I DARE you to fuck with my good mood!
— DNACowboy #4752916176 on October 9, 2009
@Ms_Hayward Fuck! Green Dime Bag? Mood I'm in, I'd like to see if I could kill a quarter!
— DNACowboy #4645336438 on October 5, 2009
@MsPrettyPistol Turn 'em the fuck out in bed and then have 'em go rotate your tires? Smart girl!
— DNACowboy #4617346231 on October 4, 2009
@ShazamSF *gets out heavy construction equipment* "Ma'am, I heard you wanted a good hard bone rattling fuck? "
— DNACowboy #4596006322 on October 3, 2009
@TechBabe You've cheated on me and already left work? You BITCH! :P
— DNACowboy #4569076374 on October 2, 2009
@Semper_Fly "Wu-Tang and PBJ ain' t nothin' to fuck with!"
— DNACowboy #4544943331 on October 1, 2009
@Astrogirl426 No shit! Still bitter! Now I donkey punch every rabbit I see for letting me down. Little fuckers!
— DNACowboy #4516101703 on September 30, 2009
@ninjen The same silly shit as last time. Have lived to fight another day. Again and again. Making progress. You?
— DNACowboy #4487977609 on September 29, 2009
@ninjen Get. The. Fuck. Outta Here! Que Pasta, Little Ninja?
— DNACowboy #4487893276 on September 29, 2009
Singing along to Cash Money Millionaires in a High English accent is a lot harder than you'd imagine. "Give me a Pro-Ject Bitch..."
— DNACowboy #4359302520 on September 24, 2009
