@Rachealblack110 Well, shit, if they're your friends they should accept you...
— CrazyOnYou #1591519359 on April 22, 2009
@IttyBiz Shit! I missed zombies... again.
— CrazyOnYou #1587783289 on April 22, 2009
@saharabloom Did they pick the lesbian hypoallergenic bitch? (The dog. I meant the dog...)
— CrazyOnYou #1514131125 on April 13, 2009
@mamasvan Fuck, I didn't know there would be math... or music....
— CrazyOnYou #1473202803 on April 7, 2009
Yea, tho I walk through the valley of the shadow of doubt.... Shit, did you see that? Whatthehellwasthat? ... Just look away...
— CrazyOnYou #1466053048 on April 6, 2009
@Astrogirl426 Shit. I totally understand that situation...
— CrazyOnYou #1394146205 on March 26, 2009
@kaylee110 I never fuck the handyman...
— CrazyOnYou #1352525754 on March 18, 2009
@mamasvan451 I have stuff. Mrs Crazy has shit. Definition depends on who's boxing a moving it, so probably not Southern...
— CrazyOnYou #1352461113 on March 18, 2009
@Astrogirl426 @mamasvan451 I've been boxing shit, taking it to storage, moving furniture and ripping up carpet all day long...
— CrazyOnYou #1352448480 on March 18, 2009
@wendelldotme Yeah. Spandex rash is a bitch...
— CrazyOnYou #1346496479 on March 17, 2009
Humans think they're superior because all dogs do is eat, shit, hump and lick themselves... I"m not so sure now...
— CrazyOnYou #1314327540 on March 11, 2009
@Surveysmith The fuck you say! @Astrogirl426 got a app nixed by Apple?
— CrazyOnYou #1308754859 on March 10, 2009
@DNACowboy Dude, you totally missed @Astrogirl426 going on a tear. Somebody told her to stop saying "Fuck" so much then blocked her. Big fun
— CrazyOnYou #1303975458 on March 9, 2009
@Astrogirl426 I was looking at one of the dogs sitting on the couch. Inspiration... (My muse is a bitch. Literally...)
— CrazyOnYou #1303108427 on March 9, 2009
@Astrogirl426 "You have the right to be offended. Now shut the fuck up, go back in the corner and lick yourself crazy."
— CrazyOnYou #1303084136 on March 9, 2009
@Astrogirl426 Shit. What did I miss today?
— CrazyOnYou #1303003583 on March 9, 2009
@onthefringe The difference between shit and fertilizer is largely packaging...
— CrazyOnYou #1302837693 on March 9, 2009
@kaylee110 Don't be a better person. Be yourself. We're all fucked up in different ways. That's what makes us individuals...
— CrazyOnYou #1298419598 on March 8, 2009
@mamasvan451 That'd be a shitload of fucking tweets... (See, didn't affect my Cursebird score at all.)
— CrazyOnYou #1297288135 on March 8, 2009
@Astrogirl426 That was supposed to be *our secret*... Now you've gone and told everybody. Shit, woman what can I do with you?
— CrazyOnYou #1296657245 on March 8, 2009
@kaylee110 Jealous of what? @Astrogirl426 gives me shit, I give it back to her... You want some shit?
— CrazyOnYou #1296636734 on March 8, 2009
@Astrogirl426 Just got back on... Whadya mean I'd be happy to do without you? I have a daily ration of shit and depend on you to meet it...
— CrazyOnYou #1296600832 on March 8, 2009
@DNACowboy @techherding You two may have to fight over the differences between "Social Media Theorist" and "Lying Degenerate Bastard"...
— CrazyOnYou #1295188175 on March 7, 2009
@Astrogirl426 Y'all gonna kick the shit out of some Girl Scouts and steal their cookies? Cuz I *totally* wouldn't do that! (Two Samoas.)
— CrazyOnYou #1294173317 on March 7, 2009
@Astrogirl426 Don't start getting too feisty with me this morning, bitch... I may be old, but I'm still tricksy... |^P
— CrazyOnYou #1288254332 on March 6, 2009
@Astrogirl426 Though, surprisingly, about the same amount of shit being flung...
— CrazyOnYou #1279593225 on March 4, 2009
@KellyG5 Yeah, it's a real bitch when I get amnesia and deja vu at the same time...
— CrazyOnYou #1256759612 on February 26, 2009
The eloquent Lily Allen says Fuck You and I can't argue... ♫ http://blip.fm/~2fuos
— CrazyOnYou #1248196826 on February 24, 2009
@kaylee110 @mamasvan451 Well, pigeons are basically shit with beaks and feathers...
— CrazyOnYou #1248148614 on February 24, 2009
@Astrogirl426 Sticks and stones may break my bones. Well, shit. That would *hurt*!
— CrazyOnYou #1243691094 on February 23, 2009
If the road to hell is paved, that bitch ain't coming by my house...
— CrazyOnYou #1243664255 on February 23, 2009
@ImFusspot Sigh... Do what you think is right and works for you. She'll just have to decide whether it's more important to help or to bitch.
— CrazyOnYou #1241530274 on February 23, 2009
@Astrogirl426 I'm actually defending you. (I know, it's confusing the fuck out of me too...)
— CrazyOnYou #1236210252 on February 21, 2009
@kaylee110 Yes m'am? (Did I do something wrong? Shit. They found the body...)
— CrazyOnYou #1236131854 on February 21, 2009
@Astrogirl426 Shit. I'm gonna wake up naked in the middle of a cornfield. Again.
— CrazyOnYou #1235958233 on February 21, 2009
@smuttysteff Number 12 in Cursebird, eh? That's pretty fucking impressive...
— CrazyOnYou #1235198758 on February 21, 2009
@Astrogirl426 The fuck you say! I want the foul-mouthed bitch who tried to saddle me up and ride me... for the kids.
— CrazyOnYou #1235186790 on February 21, 2009
@Astrogirl426 Bitch, don't even tease about that. Let the real @Astrogirl426 out to play...
— CrazyOnYou #1235176411 on February 21, 2009
@smuttysteff Shit. I was gonna reblip that and then noticed it came from you so I gotta wait a while. Props, though...
— CrazyOnYou #1235172809 on February 21, 2009
@Astrogirl426 I'm free, but I'm worth it! <insert gratuitous Bitch Shit Damn here>
— CrazyOnYou #1233012130 on February 20, 2009
@Astrogirl426 You had me at fucking...
— CrazyOnYou #1232989942 on February 20, 2009
@crazeegeekchick I mean, the motherfucker can just whip it out when he feels like it...
— CrazyOnYou #1232988264 on February 20, 2009
@Astrogirl426 Your mom must be so fucking proud of your shitty language... Bitch! (Damn. No change in *my* rank.)
— CrazyOnYou #1232955819 on February 20, 2009
@nongowens I am Captain Weird in another dimension. Little phases me. (Except Care Bears. They scare the shit out of me...)
— CrazyOnYou #1232604249 on February 20, 2009
@Astrogirl426 Mardi Gras is *next* Tuesday. You can fucking thank me later...
— CrazyOnYou #1227631889 on February 19, 2009
@ImFusspot Well, why the fuck do you say "fuck" so much?
— CrazyOnYou #1225410280 on February 18, 2009
@Astrogirl426 I think cheesy-shit is the new *in* taste with the kids these days...
— CrazyOnYou #1217734824 on February 16, 2009
@Astrogirl426 My name bitch? Just trying to help @Surveysmith here...
— CrazyOnYou #1217714876 on February 16, 2009
@Astrogirl426 Shit. I knew they were getting a better deal than me...
— CrazyOnYou #1214092351 on February 15, 2009
