Old proverb: If you build an igloo out of cow shit no one will visit you but you will be warm. Food for thought there I'm sure you'll agree.
— Crackerwax #5811874726 3 days ago
Shit, it's later than I thought. Lots of yummy sleep awaits though. Ah sleep, a time for the mind to repair itself and get all better.
— Crackerwax #5750422181 5 days ago
I'm obviously not good company, @Libacious is now playing Scrabble on her iPhone. I'll just fuck off then, yeah?
— Crackerwax #5718361060 6 days ago
Seriously, I think I've kept Ridley fucking Scott in cigars for the last ten years. http://twitpic.com/pa3pr
— Crackerwax #5662895774 1 week ago
Fuck! by Gordon Ramsay #CelebrityPerfumes
— Crackerwax #5631528773 1 week ago
@kesslerboy Shit, forget some skinny Galaxy bint, have you seen the Cadbury's bunny. Creepy, furry 'hottie'. Not nice...
— Crackerwax #5591732052 1 week ago
I'm serious now, where's my fucking bus?
— Crackerwax #5553939040 2 weeks ago
The two RAF chaps on Armstrong & Miller are quite possibly the best comic creation of the past decade. Well funny and shit isn't it?
— Crackerwax #5490079634 2 weeks ago
@mccall49 Shia LeBouf or whatever the little scrotum is called is shit, as is Megan Fox. Avoid!
— Crackerwax #5377270861 3 weeks ago
Shit, Diane Abbott is actually a bit dim! Does that make me racist? I do hope not.
— Crackerwax #5081833255 on October 22, 2009
#StrictlyComeDancing Jo Wood runs off crying and everyone's nice to her. What a pathetic bitch. You're a grown woman get a fucking grip.
— Crackerwax #4973270979 on October 18, 2009
@restless_cheese Cannon films attempted to buy loads of superhero properties. Remember Cannon? American Ninja and all that shit?
— Crackerwax #4939959272 on October 17, 2009
@mccall49 Fucking arachnid scum!
— Crackerwax #4820432089 on October 12, 2009
#NeverMindTheBuzzcocks once a great and mighty television show. Now it's reduced to a pile of shit by the terminally unfunny James Corden.
— Crackerwax #4534422815 on October 1, 2009
Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Gamer is. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
— Crackerwax #4378154176 on September 25, 2009
Watching Gamer. It's shit.
— Crackerwax #4377259355 on September 25, 2009
All that phoney talking to the spirits bollocks. If they want to prove it to me I'd be happy to let them try. Motherfuckers.
— Crackerwax #4131927427 on September 20, 2009
Come the revolution people like Lisa Williams and all her fucking friends will be swinging from the lampposts. I'd love to meet a psychic.
— Crackerwax #4131837312 on September 20, 2009
I never cease to be amazed by how relentlessly useless youth are at practical things. Like loading a car at Ikea. Fucking shocking.
— Crackerwax #4123164174 on September 20, 2009
@tonyblews You're a bit of a miserable bastard sometimes, but jeez, not a c*nt. You're also very funny. We need to work on a comedy project.
— Crackerwax #4113721323 on September 19, 2009
@Crackerwax Shottie of SingStar over, we're not very good. Now watching some dreadful E4 shit! Quantum Of Solace up next!
— Crackerwax #4111484762 on September 19, 2009
@Libacious and I are about to have a wee shottie on SingStar. Once the fucking PlayStation 3 installs some 179GB bloody update or other.
— Crackerwax #4110405158 on September 19, 2009
@mrpower I'd rather hacksaw my testicles off than watch either, however @Libacious loves that dancing shit with Bruce 'Desiccated' Forsyth.
— Crackerwax #4110232950 on September 19, 2009
For reference. This stuff http://twitpic.com/i23ho is fucking foul. I don't know what possessed me.
— Crackerwax #4057214117 on September 17, 2009
@Nemo487 But Blu-ray burner, 8GB RAM, 3.06GHz Core Duo and 128GB SSD/500GB HDD in the same chassis! That's some seriously cool shit.
— Crackerwax #3988050180 on September 14, 2009
This sounds like something Alan Partridge would come up with: Ghost Hunting With The Happy Mondays. But no, it's real. Fuck me.
— Crackerwax #3943390921 on September 12, 2009
You! Shut the fuck up. Please. http://twitpic.com/hbwpq
— Crackerwax #3915947842 on September 11, 2009
@creednmd I fucking hope so. If I don't see that tablet by the end of the year there's going to be an angry Scotsman at 1 Infinity Loop...
— Crackerwax #3872591994 on September 9, 2009
@kitterztoo I have it! Games are shit. Emulator is great!
— Crackerwax #3842795417 on September 8, 2009
New blog post: What Katie Wore (Or What The Fuck Is Katie Wearing?) http://bit.ly/12zPyd
— Crackerwax #3824850950 on September 7, 2009
@samparkr Fuck off.
— Crackerwax #3777377929 on September 5, 2009
@thirtysix Fame hungry fucking morons each and every one of them. Not much more of the shit to go through until it's on ITV or something.
— Crackerwax #3653936103 on August 30, 2009
@mccall49 Watch it from the start. It's an amazing movie. Amazing. Beautiful. Romantic. Desolate. Just fucking A in fact. Night!
— Crackerwax #3566665532 on August 26, 2009
@Ealz I seem to not have read your tweets for some time. Then I realise Tweetdeck had fucked up. Oh, joy...
— Crackerwax #3566619718 on August 26, 2009
After a lovely tea I'm settling down to a game of Resident Evil 5. It's growing on me. Inventory system is still shit compared to RE4 tho'.
— Crackerwax #3564689063 on August 26, 2009
@kitterztoo Fucktastic; good one. How about fuck-a-doodle-do! A personal favourite, stolen from someone much funnier than me of course.
— Crackerwax #3524165218 on August 24, 2009
@kitterztoo Fuck 'em! That's what I say, quite a lot actually, perhaps too much. Yes too much. If anyone thinks that though. Fuck 'em! Oops.
— Crackerwax #3523361196 on August 24, 2009
@kitterztoo One day they'll decide that we're doing it wrong. Then we're in the shit big time. Beating us to death with their robot arms.
— Crackerwax #3498320240 on August 23, 2009
Shit. Terminators will use this technology. Look out for the throwing off the mobile phone at the end. Scarily good. http://bit.ly/SvOtr
— Crackerwax #3496896021 on August 23, 2009
So The X Factor is back tommorrow. How quickly this dull, damaging shit seems to return to our screens. Public humiliation as entertainment.
— Crackerwax #3445642755 on August 21, 2009
@spacemonkeygaz No, it most certainly isn't and - as I believe the youth say - thank fuck it isn't.
— Crackerwax #3437114329 on August 20, 2009
@mccall49 @kitterztoo Is God in your life? No, no he isn't, is the Commodore 64 in yours? No? That's a bigger shame motherfucker. Hah!
— Crackerwax #3436653429 on August 20, 2009
To all those amateur UFO filmers out there. 1) Buy a fucking tripod and 2) Don't bother zooming in with your shitty digital zoom. Ok? Ok.
— Crackerwax #3394481800 on August 18, 2009
Is it me or is TweetDeck really shit at fetching new tweets?
— Crackerwax #3349841849 on August 16, 2009
Having had a good surfle (©2009 @Libacious) and deciding that we do indeed live in the future now (so much cool shit), I'm off! Night y'all!
— Crackerwax #3297377414 on August 13, 2009
Fucking awesome I just remembered; Pearl Jam on Monday. Yes!
— Crackerwax #3295720283 on August 13, 2009
Right fuck this for a game of soldiers, creative life in freefall. No good photos, songs or writings for months. Need to start getting busy.
— Crackerwax #3275439279 on August 12, 2009
I have a cold. The last couple of weeks have been shit, my 'summer holiday' had sucked and is now ending with a cold. Roll on Christmas.
— Crackerwax #3186043937 on August 7, 2009
@tonyblews And...... Fuck you!
— Crackerwax #3180313756 on August 7, 2009
